Awkward conversation starters to avoid

Guest · 06-04-2007 02:47PM #1

Hello there fatso.

Guest · 06-04-2007 02:54PM

Hi, are you a man or a woman?

homah_7ft · 12-04-2007 02:35AM

Did you know the blogging fad is fading?

Guest · 13-04-2007 09:57PM

So then, still on the sex offenders register?

Black Swan · 13-04-2007 10:14PM

Did you shower today?

_Kaiser_ · 13-04-2007 10:30PM

(to non-pregnant women) so.. whens it due?

Star Lord · 13-04-2007 10:35PM

Pull my finger!

Star Lord · 13-04-2007 10:59PM

Sh!t! You got a terrible beating with the ugly stick huh?

_Kaiser_ · 13-04-2007 11:05PM

You were once a man, right?

Star Lord · 13-04-2007 11:08PM

Missus, your moustache is making me feel inadequate

The_Minister · 13-04-2007 11:38PM

Hi. The last time my standards sunk this low I got rabies.

Black Swan · 13-04-2007 11:40PM

Must be that time of the month?

Star Lord · 13-04-2007 11:46PM

Are you fussy who you dance with?

I'm not thats why I'm asking you!

_Kaiser_ · 13-04-2007 11:46PM

any cheesy chatup line

Star Lord · 13-04-2007 11:48PM

Hi! So me you and your mum, how about it?

_Kaiser_ · 13-04-2007 11:49PM

thats your sister? shes a slut.. had her last week!

Black Swan · 14-04-2007 12:01AM

"Is that a pistol in ye pocket, or are ye glad to see me?" (May West revision)

Matt Holck · 14-04-2007 12:34AM

:hug:

challengemaster · 14-04-2007 12:39AM

#1 - *walks up and stares at chest*

BOOBS!

#2 - *walk up* Hey.. you've really beautiful boobs... i mean eyes! eh... boobeyes!... *doh*

#3 - your arse looks like its hungry the way its eating your knickers.. how about letting me feed it?

#4 - I WANT YORE BABIEZ!

#5 - so.. i realised you're the one from the pictures your sister showed me last week when we were in bed... How's it goin' ?

Black Swan · 14-04-2007 12:56AM

Wanna dance? Oh, don't worry, I'll be wearing my taekwondo safety kicks just in case you step on my toes.

challengemaster · 14-04-2007 12:58AM

14-04-2007 01:14AM

I've got diahreoa

Did you know that genital warts is contagious?

I think I just wet myself.

Hi, I'm a rapist .. erm .. I meant Rap Artist.

Star Lord · 14-04-2007 09:04AM

1: Hi, I'm horny and you look like you'd put out.

2: Hi you look like my ex!

Black Swan · 14-04-2007 09:53PM

I'm on a limited budget, so can we skip the courtship and get on with business?

_Kaiser_ · 15-04-2007 01:05AM

wow!! are those real? can i feel?

Black Swan · 15-04-2007 01:08AM

Mix our double helix?

_Kaiser_ · 15-04-2007 01:09AM

so how about a shag then?

Star Lord · 15-04-2007 10:57AM

I wanna be on you!

DarkJager · 15-04-2007 11:13AM

I'd love to wear your face as a mask....

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 16-04-2007 11:27AM

So whats your user name?

Matt Holck · 16-04-2007 04:25PM

expression should be grander than the slow spiral of the milky way
feelings hold the universe together
I'm not afraid to expond my revelations

Awkward conversation starters to avoid

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