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Hello there fatso.
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Guest
Hi, are you a man or a woman?
homah_7ft
Did you know the blogging fad is fading?
Guest
So then, still on the sex offenders register?
[Deleted User]
Did you shower today?
_Kaiser_
(to non-pregnant women) so.. whens it due?
Star Lord
Pull my finger!
Star Lord
Sh!t! You got a terrible beating with the ugly stick huh?
_Kaiser_
You were once a man, right?
Star Lord
Missus, your moustache is making me feel inadequate
The_Minister
Hi. The last time my standards sunk this low I got rabies.
[Deleted User]
Must be that time of the month?
Star Lord
Are you fussy who you dance with?
I'm not thats why I'm asking you!
_Kaiser_
any cheesy chatup line
Star Lord
Hi! So me you and your mum, how about it?
_Kaiser_
thats your sister? shes a slut.. had her last week!
[Deleted User]
"Is that a pistol in ye pocket, or are ye glad to see me?" (May West revision)
Matt Holck
:hug:
challengemaster
#1 - *walks up and stares at chest*
BOOBS!
#2 - *walk up* Hey.. you've really beautiful boobs... i mean eyes! eh... boobeyes!... *doh*
#3 - your arse looks like its hungry the way its eating your knickers.. how about letting me feed it?
#4 - I WANT YORE BABIEZ!
#5 - so.. i realised you're the one from the pictures your sister showed me last week when we were in bed... How's it goin' ?
[Deleted User]
Wanna dance? Oh, don't worry, I'll be wearing my taekwondo safety kicks just in case you step on my toes.
challengemaster
[Deleted User]
I've got diahreoa
Did you know that genital warts is contagious?
I think I just wet myself.
Hi, I'm a rapist .. erm .. I meant Rap Artist.
Star Lord
1: Hi, I'm horny and you look like you'd put out.
2: Hi you look like my ex!
[Deleted User]
I'm on a limited budget, so can we skip the courtship and get on with business?
_Kaiser_
wow!! are those real? can i feel?
[Deleted User]
Mix our double helix?
_Kaiser_
so how about a shag then?
Star Lord
I wanna be on you!
DarkJager
I'd love to wear your face as a mask....
Hail 2 Da Chimp
So whats your user name?
Matt Holck
expression should be grander than the slow spiral of the milky way
feelings hold the universe together
I'm not afraid to expond my revelations