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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Fo shizzle

    Why is the moon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    for clams when the tide is out

    what shall we shape from the shells?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    We shall shape cheap ashtrays for the shells.

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had great bug muscley arms?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    heaps of lumber piled under logs as large as river barges

    what will hold the loose top soil?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Underpants and socks.

    Can I dig your garden?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    inch by inch row by row you can make my garden grow all you need is a rake and a ho, and a piece of fertile ground.

    How long is an orange?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    *gestures with both arms stretched out* Bout this big.

    Is Amp really our dad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: he might be yours - get a DNA test.

    Q: Do you think Amp will pay child support?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Unlikely...

    Q. Is the answer really 42?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    only if you don't count

    can I count on you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Doubtful.

    Q: Can you count to 100?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I can expodentient to 100

    why don't you just have everyone have on thread in a forum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Because then you would just have a lot of loose threads.

    How would you weave them together? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭Bean_Ghrinn


    By needling


    Talk about your new threads?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    By optimizing holistic initiatives.

    How do painkillers know how to target pain?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭Bean_Ghrinn


    By painful experience.


    Try a dose of humour?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No thanks, caught a dose of it last week and not been feeling myself since... ;)

    Who/how do you feel?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    nervous system telegraph line

    how do I incert youtube ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Ask God for advice.

    Q: How many days of bertie are left?


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