Q & A Thread

Lust4Life

Ooh! sorry, you're a day late for that.
I had some chocolate covered peanut butter balls to serve yesterday, but alas, they've all been eaten already.



Should I get the recipe and share it?

Kojak

A: yeah, but I only have white chocolate.

Q: Will that do??

Lust4Life

Ooh! I'll bet that would give them an exotic taste!

Will you share?

boneless

Of course I will share... I'm a nice person.

Can someone let me have a loan of a tent and a sheep for one weekend in April?

Kojak

A: No.

Q: What would happen if you asked Bertie for the tent and sheep??

DarkJager

A: He's spend 2 years getting the funding for them, and it would take another 10 years for them to reach you.

Q: Nice weather today isn't it?

Kojak

A: I suppose it is.

Q: Don't you just love all the rain we get here in Ireland??

DarkJager

A: I hate it....makes me want to build something to murder the clouds...

Q: Thinks its good enough weather to hit the beach? I need something to do with my afternoon.

Kojak

A: I don't think so.

Q: Why don't you stay an extra 5 hours at work today - surely that would be interesting??

boneless

I don't work. I'm a student.

Can I have that sheep now, the sexy one with the long eyelashes?

DarkJager

A: *Baaaaaaaaaaa* Here you go.....

Q: Baaaaaaaaaa?

boneless

Oh you durty man.... I love it when you talk durty!!!

Can you do chicken too?

DarkJager

A: Nope....can get down that low!!

Q: Chicken soup though?

Kojak

A: No thanks.

Q: How about a lunch with Bertie??

boneless

Bertie and Michael....

Can Mary serve us wearing a fluffy tutu?

Kojak

A: If you want :eek:

Q: Will you tip the waitress??

Donegal Lass

hell no!!

why would i??

Kojak

Q+A: I thought you "liked" waitresses??

boneless

Most times I do... not when they gob in the soup though.

Is it my imagination but is that thing starting to get bigger?

Capt'n Midnight

It's the miracle of hydrostatic pressure.

Is the Sea of Azov really the vestigal stump of the Tethys ocean ?

Star Lord

Yes.

Who let you in on that secret?

boneless

Pope Brendan II.


Is it true that it will fall off if I keep doing that?

Star Lord

No, but if you will go blind!

Why do birds suddenly appear?

boneless

I put out beer for them.


Can I sleep in your underwear drawer?

Star Lord

No, not after the mess you made last time!

Why would you do such a thing?

Matt Holck

It's cold outside

will we ever get home?

cson

Yeah, John Joe is on his way in the tractor for us.

Is your mickey hard?

Matt Holck

no

is your mini wet?

boneless

Not wearing it today, wearing the long black number.

Why did my dog want to roll around in that smelly mess in the park?

Matt Holck

she wants to mark herself with the scent

will it all fizzle?