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  • #7622
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ooh! sorry, you're a day late for that.
    I had some chocolate covered peanut butter balls to serve yesterday, but alas, they've all been eaten already.



    Should I get the recipe and share it?


  • #7623
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: yeah, but I only have white chocolate.

    Q: Will that do??


  • #7624
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ooh! I'll bet that would give them an exotic taste!

    Will you share?


  • #7625
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Of course I will share... I'm a nice person.

    Can someone let me have a loan of a tent and a sheep for one weekend in April?


  • #7626
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No.

    Q: What would happen if you asked Bertie for the tent and sheep??


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  • #7627
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A: He's spend 2 years getting the funding for them, and it would take another 10 years for them to reach you.

    Q: Nice weather today isn't it?


  • #7628
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I suppose it is.

    Q: Don't you just love all the rain we get here in Ireland??


  • #7629
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A: I hate it....makes me want to build something to murder the clouds...

    Q: Thinks its good enough weather to hit the beach? I need something to do with my afternoon.


  • #7630
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't think so.

    Q: Why don't you stay an extra 5 hours at work today - surely that would be interesting??


  • #7631
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I don't work. I'm a student.

    Can I have that sheep now, the sexy one with the long eyelashes?


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  • #7632
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A: *Baaaaaaaaaaa* Here you go.....

    Q: Baaaaaaaaaa?


  • #7633
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Oh you durty man.... I love it when you talk durty!!!

    Can you do chicken too?


  • #7634
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A: Nope....can get down that low!!

    Q: Chicken soup though?


  • #7635
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No thanks.

    Q: How about a lunch with Bertie??


  • #7636
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Bertie and Michael....

    Can Mary serve us wearing a fluffy tutu?


  • #7637
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: If you want :eek:

    Q: Will you tip the waitress??


  • #7638
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    hell no!!

    why would i??


  • #7639
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: I thought you "liked" waitresses??


  • #7640
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Most times I do... not when they gob in the soup though.

    Is it my imagination but is that thing starting to get bigger?


  • #7641
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,888 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    It's the miracle of hydrostatic pressure.

    Is the Sea of Azov really the vestigal stump of the Tethys ocean ?


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  • #7642
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes.

    Who let you in on that secret?


  • #7643
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Pope Brendan II.


    Is it true that it will fall off if I keep doing that?


  • #7644
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, but if you will go blind!

    Why do birds suddenly appear?


  • #7645
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I put out beer for them.


    Can I sleep in your underwear drawer?


  • #7646
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, not after the mess you made last time!

    Why would you do such a thing?


  • #7647
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    It's cold outside

    will we ever get home?


  • #7648
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,593 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Yeah, John Joe is on his way in the tractor for us.

    Is your mickey hard?


  • #7649
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no

    is your mini wet?


  • #7650
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Not wearing it today, wearing the long black number.

    Why did my dog want to roll around in that smelly mess in the park?


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  • #7651
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    she wants to mark herself with the scent

    will it all fizzle?


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