Q & A Thread

Black Swan

You're the expert. I'm just a user.



Did you read in PC World (back when) that no one or two programmes would catch them all, cause so many were coming out daily? (they recommended a bundle of anti-spy/ad/malware programmes to run at one time)

_Kaiser_

Yep I saw that. Then the AV packages (Symantec/Noton, McAfee etc) started adding in anti-spyware scanners too.

What have you on this new rig that you dont want anyone to see eh?

Black Swan

Use an external drive for that, ha!



What's to see on your rig, huh?

_Kaiser_

Music, movies, games, documents...

You were expecting porn, weren't ya?

Doomspell

A. I think we all were


Q. tea?

_Kaiser_

A: I'd love one.. unless you have coffee?

Q: Whats on your hard drive then?

Black Swan

Not porn.


Java sounds grand... I'm off for one. Anyone else?

_Kaiser_

I think I might make one too

Or hot chocolate?

Black Swan

Need my java fix (so off to a free hotspot that makes them grand).



Shouldn't be wardriving anyway? (Bye!)

Doomspell

no tea!

bicci?

_Kaiser_

choccie chip??

Please?

(Cya later Bluey )

Kojak

A: Sorry, we are all out.

Q: Will Cod Liver Oil do instead??

_Kaiser_

A: yuck! that's as bad as that lemsip stuff

Q: Why do I get the feeling its gonna be a late night?

Lust4Life

Cuz you don't have any Girl Scouts in Ireland to buy Girl Scout Cookies from and it makes you feel empty.


Are you now craving a thin mint cookie?

Matt Holck

I'm eating Betty Crooker chocolate peanut butter batter powder from a bag?

could you? would you?
on a train?

Lust4Life

I would not could not on a train! Not in a Tree, Nor in The Rain!
I would not could not with a goat! Not in a car not on a boat!
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham! I do not like them Sam-I-Am!




Do I know my Seuss or what?

Matt Holck

its of great use, to muse the Suess
to put on socks, before the shoes
so slanting canter to rhythmic bantor
if I can, then why can't she?

Black Swan

Q and A:
Her sandy feet a treat
To broom and dustpan there
The grains fall on the floor
But who are you to care?

_Kaiser_

A+Q: ......

Backtoblack

A: Further away, further.. further.. further..
No eyes looking, sweet blank features of nothing
Peace.. peace... peace...

Q: Anyone?

DarkJager

A: Gotta love that nothingness.

Q: Cat shaped oven chips anybody?

Backtoblack

I'm on a diet, but thanks anyway.. b'ah frig it, go on.. got some vinegar?

Q: Where have I left that glass of water?

DarkJager

A: Yep vinegar and cat flavored salt. You left the glass of water behind the toilet.

Q: Glass of wine?

Backtoblack

eh.. well yes, seems as my water is now contaminated with piss I suspect!

A: Got any prozac?

Matt Holck

"they" look like your sister

where do I find an angle?

Backtoblack

god knows.

Q: Are you well?

DarkJager

A; Plenty of Prozac and some nice Vitamin Valium!!!

Q: You want a fresh glass of water for that? ha ha

Backtoblack

A: I'll just have another glass of that wine dahling, thankQ!

Q: Could anyone erase thursday and friday of this week and bring forth the weekend for my entertainment?

DarkJager

A: +1, this week is going way way way too slow...

Q: Partying this weekend?

Backtoblack

Partying Friday night and maybe Saturday too, bless.

Q: What about you?