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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    You're the expert. I'm just a user.



    Did you read in PC World (back when) that no one or two programmes would catch them all, cause so many were coming out daily? (they recommended a bundle of anti-spy/ad/malware programmes to run at one time)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,520 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Yep I saw that. Then the AV packages (Symantec/Noton, McAfee etc) started adding in anti-spyware scanners too.

    What have you on this new rig that you dont want anyone to see eh?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Use an external drive for that, ha!



    What's to see on your rig, huh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,520 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Music, movies, games, documents...

    You were expecting porn, weren't ya? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. I think we all were


    Q. tea?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,520 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: I'd love one.. unless you have coffee?

    Q: Whats on your hard drive then?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Not porn.


    Java sounds grand... I'm off for one. Anyone else?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,520 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I think I might make one too

    Or hot chocolate?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Need my java fix (so off to a free hotspot that makes them grand).



    Shouldn't be wardriving anyway? (Bye!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    no tea!

    bicci?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,520 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    choccie chip??

    Please? :D

    (Cya later Bluey :))


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Sorry, we are all out.

    Q: Will Cod Liver Oil do instead??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,520 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: yuck! that's as bad as that lemsip stuff

    Q: Why do I get the feeling its gonna be a late night?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Cuz you don't have any Girl Scouts in Ireland to buy Girl Scout Cookies from and it makes you feel empty.


    Are you now craving a thin mint cookie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I'm eating Betty Crooker chocolate peanut butter batter powder from a bag?

    could you? would you?
    on a train?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I would not could not on a train! Not in a Tree, Nor in The Rain!
    I would not could not with a goat! Not in a car not on a boat!
    I do not like Green Eggs and Ham! I do not like them Sam-I-Am!




    Do I know my Seuss or what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    its of great use, to muse the Suess
    to put on socks, before the shoes
    so slanting canter to rhythmic bantor
    if I can, then why can't she?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Q and A:
    Her sandy feet a treat
    To broom and dustpan there
    The grains fall on the floor
    But who are you to care?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,520 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A+Q: ...... :confused::p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    A: Further away, further.. further.. further..
    No eyes looking, sweet blank features of nothing
    Peace.. peace... peace...

    Q: Anyone?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A: Gotta love that nothingness.

    Q: Cat shaped oven chips anybody?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    I'm on a diet, but thanks anyway.. b'ah frig it, go on.. got some vinegar?

    Q: Where have I left that glass of water?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A: Yep vinegar and cat flavored salt. You left the glass of water behind the toilet.

    Q: Glass of wine?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    eh.. well yes, seems as my water is now contaminated with piss I suspect!

    A: Got any prozac? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    "they" look like your sister

    where do I find an angle?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    god knows.

    Q: Are you well? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A; Plenty of Prozac and some nice Vitamin Valium!!!

    Q: You want a fresh glass of water for that? ha ha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    A: I'll just have another glass of that wine dahling, thankQ!

    Q: Could anyone erase thursday and friday of this week and bring forth the weekend for my entertainment?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A: +1, this week is going way way way too slow...

    Q: Partying this weekend?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    Partying Friday night and maybe Saturday too, bless.

    Q: What about you?


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