OAPs Romp in Debenhams

The Hill Billy · 28-03-2007 08:20AM #1

Dear mother of God, what is the world coming to? They used to be happy playing bowls or pottering about the garden, but now...

Two elderly gentlemen get caught blowing each other in Debenhams bedding section. :eek:

What do your grandparents get up to?

Setun · 28-03-2007 09:09AM

That is highly odd. :eek:

petes · 28-03-2007 09:19AM

I hope I can still get it up at 83.

Sabre0001 · 28-03-2007 09:23AM

Hill Billy wrote:

What do your grandparents get up to?

My grandparents consist of a married male and female......But I suppose to each their own

dr.bollocko · 28-03-2007 09:24AM

Ahahahahahaha.
Thats me in a while that is.

Ghost Train · 28-03-2007 09:24AM

funny story
liked the quote at the end

Insp Paul Coulson, of Cumbria Police, said: "In my 25 years of police service, it is one of the most unusual incidents I have come across."

lol

r3nu4l · 28-03-2007 09:29AM

I wonder would any blokes be shocked and disgusted if it was two hot 19 year old women caught going down on each other in the bedding department of Debenhams?

TerrorFirmer · 28-03-2007 09:38AM

How utterly vile.

stovelid · 28-03-2007 09:53AM

r3nu4l wrote:

I wonder would any blokes be shocked and disgusted if it was two hot 19 year old women caught going down on each other in the bedding department of Debenhams?

rugbug86 · 28-03-2007 09:57AM

thats high-larious!

Mossy Monk · 28-03-2007 09:58AM

lol

Marksie · 28-03-2007 10:02AM

If it wasnt in the middle of debenhams i would say good on them for having a sex life.

I can imagine the PI though, i am 70 my b/friend 83, is the age difference too much lol

The Hill Billy · 28-03-2007 10:10AM

marksuttonie wrote:

If it wasnt in the middle of debenhams i would say good on them for having a sex life.

I can imagine the PI though, i am 70 my b/friend 83, is the age difference too much lol

PI Response: Join a club or society, or go for a long walk (if you can

).

kittenkiller · 28-03-2007 10:26AM

Fair play!
That's gas!

Whatever they're on, I want some when I'm that age!

runswithascript · 28-03-2007 10:47AM

I've been wondering how to put the offer to the hot chick who works in Debenhams! Now I have an in!

Jumpy · 28-03-2007 11:09AM

Weird.

Debenhams neither sell lemons, nor have parties.

The Gnome · 28-03-2007 11:09AM

What is it with Debenhams? Seen a similar event myself in their store in the Jervis Centre.

It all began midsummer least year. I was having nice lunch with my girlfriend and her parents in the upstairs cafe. As we were leaving I went into the toilets to discover a young asian fellow blowing an much urinals.

I just turned around and left. I told a nearby member of staff simply because there a lot of families around with young kids and anyone could have walked in. She mentioned that security knew about it and it was an ongoing problem...

Boggles/haunts the mind.

tbh · 28-03-2007 11:11AM

dr.bollocko wrote:

Ahahahahahaha.
Thats me in a while that is.

yeah? what time does your shift start?

Marksie · 28-03-2007 11:52AM

The Gnome wrote:

What is it with Debenhams? Seen a similar event myself in their store in the Jervis Centre.

It all began midsummer least year. I was having nice lunch with my girlfriend and her parents in the upstairs cafe. As we were leaving I went into the toilets to discover a young asian fellow blowing an much urinals.

I just turned around and left. I told a nearby member of staff simply because there a lot of families around with young kids and anyone could have walked in. She mentioned that security knew about it and it was an ongoing problem...

Boggles/haunts the mind.

Well a gay friend of mine says that one of the best places for a pick up used to be the male underwear section in Brown Thomas (yes i know, i laughed too) but that they copped on and moved it from the corner to the centre section of the store.

Perhaps it has moved to debenhams now!

kinda lost · 28-03-2007 12:10PM

One word......................... NASTY!!!!!

Unpossible · 28-03-2007 12:14PM

The Gnome wrote:

a young asian fellow blowing an much urinals.

blowing an much urinals??? is that code for something?

Ruu_Old · 28-03-2007 12:24PM

Down with this sort of thing!:eek:

Nevyn · 28-03-2007 12:28PM

marksuttonie wrote:

If it wasnt in the middle of debenhams i would say good on them for having a sex life.

I can imagine the PI though, i am 70 my b/friend 83, is the age difference too much lol

lollers nice one mark.

John Mason · 28-03-2007 12:43PM

brilliant - fair fu,cks to them (excuse the pun!):D

The Gnome · 28-03-2007 01:13PM

Unpossible wrote:

blowing an much urinals??? is that code for something?

Indeed it is.... you'll have to use your imagination.

Rabies · 28-03-2007 04:26PM

new lemon party image?

/shudder

ferdi · 28-03-2007 04:31PM

pics?

Newaglish · 28-03-2007 04:46PM

Unpossible wrote:

blowing an much urinals??? is that code for something?

Yeah I don't understand. Was he eating urinal cakes or something?

Somebody enlighten me, please!

28-03-2007 04:58PM

r3nu4l wrote:

I wonder would any blokes be shocked and disgusted if it was two hot 19 year old women caught going down on each other in the bedding department of Debenhams?

I think there would be a string of demands asking for the CCTV.

Dave! · 28-03-2007 05:31PM

hawt! pics?

JOKING!
Nobody link to that nasty website please!!!

Jocksy · 28-03-2007 05:33PM

Its bad enough that they are two men but two old men. eughh..

OAPs Romp in Debenhams

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