OAPs Romp in Debenhams

The Hill Billy

Dear mother of God, what is the world coming to? They used to be happy playing bowls or pottering about the garden, but now...

Two elderly gentlemen get caught blowing each other in Debenhams bedding section. :eek:

What do your grandparents get up to?

Setun

That is highly odd. :eek:

petes

I hope I can still get it up at 83.

Sabre0001

Hill Billy wrote:

What do your grandparents get up to?

My grandparents consist of a married male and female......But I suppose to each their own

dr.bollocko

Ahahahahahaha.
Thats me in a while that is.

Ghost Train

funny story
liked the quote at the end

Insp Paul Coulson, of Cumbria Police, said: "In my 25 years of police service, it is one of the most unusual incidents I have come across."

lol

r3nu4l

I wonder would any blokes be shocked and disgusted if it was two hot 19 year old women caught going down on each other in the bedding department of Debenhams?

TerrorFirmer

How utterly vile.

stovelid

r3nu4l wrote:

I wonder would any blokes be shocked and disgusted if it was two hot 19 year old women caught going down on each other in the bedding department of Debenhams?

rugbug86

thats high-larious!

Mossy Monk

lol

Marksie

If it wasnt in the middle of debenhams i would say good on them for having a sex life.

I can imagine the PI though, i am 70 my b/friend 83, is the age difference too much lol

The Hill Billy

marksuttonie wrote:

If it wasnt in the middle of debenhams i would say good on them for having a sex life.

I can imagine the PI though, i am 70 my b/friend 83, is the age difference too much lol

PI Response: Join a club or society, or go for a long walk (if you can ).

kittenkiller

Fair play!
That's gas!

Whatever they're on, I want some when I'm that age!

runswithascript

I've been wondering how to put the offer to the hot chick who works in Debenhams! Now I have an in!

Jumpy

Weird.

Debenhams neither sell lemons, nor have parties.

The Gnome

What is it with Debenhams? Seen a similar event myself in their store in the Jervis Centre.

It all began midsummer least year. I was having nice lunch with my girlfriend and her parents in the upstairs cafe. As we were leaving I went into the toilets to discover a young asian fellow blowing an much urinals.

I just turned around and left. I told a nearby member of staff simply because there a lot of families around with young kids and anyone could have walked in. She mentioned that security knew about it and it was an ongoing problem...

Boggles/haunts the mind.

tbh

dr.bollocko wrote:

Ahahahahahaha.
Thats me in a while that is.

yeah? what time does your shift start?

Marksie

The Gnome wrote:

What is it with Debenhams? Seen a similar event myself in their store in the Jervis Centre.

It all began midsummer least year. I was having nice lunch with my girlfriend and her parents in the upstairs cafe. As we were leaving I went into the toilets to discover a young asian fellow blowing an much urinals.

I just turned around and left. I told a nearby member of staff simply because there a lot of families around with young kids and anyone could have walked in. She mentioned that security knew about it and it was an ongoing problem...

Boggles/haunts the mind.

Well a gay friend of mine says that one of the best places for a pick up used to be the male underwear section in Brown Thomas (yes i know, i laughed too) but that they copped on and moved it from the corner to the centre section of the store.

Perhaps it has moved to debenhams now!

kinda lost

One word......................... NASTY!!!!!

Unpossible

The Gnome wrote:

a young asian fellow blowing an much urinals.

blowing an much urinals??? is that code for something?

Ruu_Old

Down with this sort of thing!:eek:

Nevyn

marksuttonie wrote:

If it wasnt in the middle of debenhams i would say good on them for having a sex life.

I can imagine the PI though, i am 70 my b/friend 83, is the age difference too much lol

lollers nice one mark.

John Mason

brilliant - fair fu,cks to them (excuse the pun!):D

The Gnome

Unpossible wrote:

blowing an much urinals??? is that code for something?

Indeed it is.... you'll have to use your imagination.

Rabies

new lemon party image?

/shudder

ferdi

pics?

Newaglish

Unpossible wrote:

blowing an much urinals??? is that code for something?

Yeah I don't understand. Was he eating urinal cakes or something?

Somebody enlighten me, please!

r3nu4l

r3nu4l wrote:

I wonder would any blokes be shocked and disgusted if it was two hot 19 year old women caught going down on each other in the bedding department of Debenhams?

I think there would be a string of demands asking for the CCTV.

Dave!

hawt! pics?

JOKING!
Nobody link to that nasty website please!!!

Jocksy

Its bad enough that they are two men but two old men. eughh..

monkeyfudge

This thread sure brings out all the ageist homophobes doesn't it?

I once seen a mother make her 9 year old daughter do a poo in the doorway of the Jervis Street Debenhams... Now THAT was disgusting.

Jocksy

I once seen a mother make her 9 year old daughter do a poo in the doorway of the Jervis Street Debenhams... Now THAT was disgusting.

I've seen something similar. Romanian by any chance? Thought so.

monkeyfudge

No. Just regular homegrown skangers.

ChRoMe

Unpossible wrote:

blowing an much urinals??? is that code for something?

Im with you on this one mate. The second page of the thread and I still have no idea what the original post is about. WTF?

randylonghorn

OP:

Hill Billy wrote:

Dear mother of God, what is the world coming to? They used to be happy playing bowls or pottering about the garden, but now...

Two elderly gentlemen get caught blowing each other in Debenhams bedding section. :eek:

First response:

Daddio wrote:

That is highly odd. :eek:

Sig: I could eat a knob at night - Karl Pilkington

Sorry ... just struck me as funny!

AdMMM

blowing an much urinals

The greedy fecker... the one wasn't enough?!

Malteaser!

haha thats just nasty!!

poobum

83? load of viagra...
see even worse..if it was viagra...when the cops came...he musta been arrested or whateer while sitting there on a ager...:rolleyes:

WindSock

monkeyfudge wrote:

I once seen a mother make her 9 year old daughter do a poo in the doorway of the Jervis Street Debenhams... Now THAT was disgusting.

And she didn't put it in a plastic baggy? Ew. Some people.

Hehe. Old people are funny.

Marksie

poobum wrote:

83? load of viagra...
see even worse..if it was viagra...when the cops came...he musta been arrested or whateer while sitting there on a ager...:rolleyes:

if it was would he be classed as a "hardened" criminal

The Hill Billy

Once the judge gets him he'll be "going down" again.
I wonder if he'll get a "stiff" scentence?




* Gets coat *

monkeyfudge

Nah... it will never stand up in court.

The Hill Billy

Will it be an oral hearing?

Agamemnon

This incident is being blown out of all proportion.

WindSock

oh to be 69 again

Splinter

ahh thatd be a stiff case....

(senses a punderful thread coming on...)

The Hill Billy

Seems like they've already done their "porridge".

Agamemnon

I still think it's gross though - I find the idea of OAP blow jobs hard to swallow.

elmyra

puntastic. keep it up...

Sinfonia

They're just going to have to suck it up and receive the message that the man in the wig is going to bang his hammer on the two of them and send them to the pokey for a long stretch