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How do Irish Boys & Girls Rate in Bed?

  • 24-03-2007 02:29PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭


    Guys (and some girls) heres your chance to speak up...

    How do Irish Girls Rate in Bed? 98 votes

    Porn star in the making
    0% 0 votes
    Ice Queen
    44% 44 votes
    Not sure - Fell Asleep
    55% 54 votes


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    This is not Sex & Sexuality. As such, you will keep your posts clean and to the point. No details required (And none wanted! )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    General after hours malarkey...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Roffles the title of the thread reads like "Please tell me so I shall have **** material...." or somesuch nonsense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Roffles the title of the thread reads like "Please tell me so I shall have **** material...." or somesuch nonsense.
    Dude its poll...if that is what you got from it maybe you should be talking with you sex therapist instead of blowing your cover. Its only a bit of revealing fun...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I've never actually gotten around to sleeping with an Irish girl...

    I really should make time for that at some stage... I'll be sure to get back to you if I do.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,638 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    i have only slept with irish girls so iv nothing to compare with really............ill work on it tho


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    better to let sleeping girls lie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    Shouldn't do generalisations but gotta say i gave up on irish girls years ago. Didnt bed them all so open to being shot down here.Have found British girls (live in uk) way more open and adventurous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Yeah... I may never have slept with any Irish girls... but I did eat some battenberg cake once, but that probably doesn't count in any way whatsoever.

    Holy f*ck! This thread is titillating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    The notion that a woman's(or man's) performance in bed is in some way dependent on their nationality is nuts.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    humbert wrote:
    The notion that a woman's(or man's) performance in bed is in some way dependent on their nationality is nuts.
    He he...obviously hasn't traveled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    dSTAR wrote:
    He he...obviously hasn't traveled.

    Obviously hasn't been to Ireland recently if you think you have to!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    humbert wrote:
    Obviously hasn't been to Ireland recently if you think you have to!
    Roight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,582 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    tough question to answer, i'd probably be happy trying to defrost an icy irish girl, but then having that international aspect in most cases will raise the standard of the game


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭theKramer


    I lived in the US for almost 4 years before returning home just over a year ago. I met very few American girls that had any sexual hangups.

    My take on the problem with Irish girls not being good in bed all stems from the Catholic church having protrayed sex as something dirty and to be ashamed of.

    Irish people in general are less affected by the church nowadays, but Irish girls still have that sense of embarrassment about their sexuality. Although it is getting a lot better, I find it is still 60/40 whether the girl you take home is going to be good or one of those types who seem to think that sex just involves them lying on their back and letting the guy f**k them, with no effort made by the girl at any form of foreplay.

    Thats kinda ironic. A guy complaining about lack of foreplay. LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    I like how you think the catholic church has clammed up the women but somehow the emancipated irish men have avoided its effects.

    Irish men can be really, really rubbish lovers. Especially because they usually want to know who else you've slept with.


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 18,841 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    I'd say it can be 50:50.

    It is harder to get Irish women to sleep with you though. It could be just me, I'm very ordinary looking for an Irish bloke, so maybe Irish girls don't see anything special and foreign girls want the Oirish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,863 ✭✭✭runswithascript


    Like floury potatoes with a jab of kerrygold.

    Who's taking the horse to France?

    Who's not?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭Cancer-chick


    As one of the so-called 'sacks of potatoes' u bunch refer to in relation to irish girls.. Can i just say what a load of b***

    Having lived in Italy/USA/Spain/Oz .. The guys there love Irish women.. they appreciate the unique combo of beauty/brains (for the most part) that is the irish woman.. No we may not all be swedish supermodels but u know what lads .. Iv never had any prob either in Ireland or abroad and to judge a womans prowess in bed on her lineage just shows a complete lack of knowledge and experience !!

    I think that its less of a case of irish women being boring and more of a case of You cant play a violin if you dont know where the strings are !!
    To be honest that old joke of irish mens idea of foreplay being 'Brace yourself Bridget' .. Not so far from the truth!!

    Dear me ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,436 ✭✭✭Doodee


    well, basing it on my own personal experience, the majority of women that have been more open to sexual activity and definately more direct on the topic have been non nationals.

    Most irish girls play a game of ring around the rosie with you, one irish girl who had just returned from a jaunt in Italy for a year or two even had a hang up about going down on a bloke, yet she had no problem having someone go down on her or even sleeping with her based purely on the knowledge of knowing what bar I worked in.

    So Far the best have been in this order,
    English
    Spanish,Swedish
    and last but not least Irish.

    mind you, I've been with more irish girls than non nationals, but i've enjoy'd the latter experiences far more.

    p.s. that irish girl i was speaking of was also very intellectual and could even speak latin, so intelligence is nothing to do with it love, but then again i'm sure your smart enough to know that ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭Cancer-chick


    .. sounds to me like you taking what you could get ..

    charming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,761 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    I told you once but I will say it again
    when you live the flesh it is the beginning
    of the end
    it will take you in
    it will spit you out
    behold the flesh and the power it holds
    passion is a poison laced with pleasure bitter sweet
    one of many faces that hide deep beneath
    it will take you in
    it will spit you out
    behold the flesh and the power it holds
    touch, taste, breathe, consumed
    deja-vu. already knew from the first encounter
    but know I know to let go of words to speak no more
    like a wind upon your face you can't see it
    but you know it's there, when beauty shows
    its ugly face, just be prepared.


    Passion burns like fire carried by the wind
    the end of a time, a time to begin
    it builds you up one way and tears
    you right back down, a time to begin
    the end of a time.

    Touch, taste, breathe, consumed.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,436 ✭✭✭Doodee


    .. sounds to me like you taking what you could get ..

    charming


    you know me so well.

    but heres a question non the less, what if what i can get is anything i want?

    One tautology which has been shared on these forums before is that majority of Irish people require a bit of social lubrication before they get any courage to do what they want, where as continentals don't. that would indicate some form of repression don't you think?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭Cancer-chick


    Possibly you may have a point and i do agree with a previous poster that maybe the catholic church's undue influence has left its mark..

    However we all different .. im v happy and confident in myself .. Maybe Irish women generally are not as confident as our continental neighbours but Foreign men generally seem to approach women more and are more attentive and sensitive ..But my point is there are exceptions to everything .. For example, french men supposed to be great lovers .. Personally i do not like french men .. They are not v masculine on the whole and you cant have a laugh with them.. I like rugged men so that doesnt work for me ..

    However to some women that is great .. We all different and to say irish women rubbish in bed is a joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,436 ✭✭✭Doodee


    I never said all, just 4th :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Doodee wrote:
    One tautology which has been shared on these forums before is that majority of Irish people require a bit of social lubrication before they get any courage to do what they want, where as continentals don't. that would indicate some form of repression don't you think?



    I reckon that the up and coming generation of young girls will change all that. They seem to have far fewer inhibitions than previous generations and go a lot further when it comes to sex and at increasingly younger ages.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    As one of the so-called 'sacks of potatoes' u bunch refer to in relation to irish girls.. Can i just say what a load of b***

    Having lived in Italy/USA/Spain/Oz .. The guys there love Irish women.. they appreciate the unique combo of beauty/brains (for the most part) that is the irish woman..

    Dear me ..

    Actually, they apparently like the "big white arse" of an Irishwoman on the continent! Oh, and the freckled face (Italians, mainly) ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    As one of the so-called 'sacks of potatoes' u bunch refer to in relation to irish girls.. Can i just say what a load of b***
    Funny I tend to agree with the Irish girl sack of potatoes bit somewhat, by comparison to women from other climes. In fairness I'm gleaning this information from a sadly all too small sample.:D so It's probably me.
    Having lived in Italy/USA/Spain/Oz .. The guys there love Irish women.. they appreciate the unique combo of beauty/brains (for the most part) that is the irish woman..
    Can't speak for OZ, but the Americans seem to dig Irish women and men alright. Most of the Spanish or Italian men I've talked with both in their country and here, mostly were of the opinion that Irish girls weren't the best looking in general but they were easier to get into bed. Goes against what some Irish guys are saying here. :) Maybe the foreign lads have more luck. Grass being greener and all that. Any of the women from those places felt that Irish men were a mixed bunch but were less sleazy than their homegrown kind. The heavy drinking thing doesn't go down well mind. That's perception for you.
    No we may not all be swedish supermodels but u know what lads .. Iv never had any prob either in Ireland or abroad and to judge a womans prowess in bed on her lineage just shows a complete lack of knowledge and experience !!
    Again grass is always greener does explain most of it. Though the only thing I will say with some degree of sureness, is that Irish women tend to be more uptight when it gets down to it and the tend to be less groomed. Among other thing you are far more likely to find a brazilian on a Brazilian, so to speak, than on an Irish woman.
    I think that its less of a case of irish women being boring and more of a case of You cant play a violin if you dont know where the strings are !!
    To be honest that old joke of irish mens idea of foreplay being 'Brace yourself Bridget' .. Not so far from the truth!!
    And who's fault is that? If Irish men or indeed any man doesn't know where the strings are, shouldn't you just show him? Where's the hangup? How is he supposed to learn? From books? Booklearnin will only take you so far. The amount of women out there who don't know where their own strings to pluck is only mad Ted. Every woman is different. They may like different things both inside and outside the sheets. How is an inexperienced bloke to find out beyond the basics. Trial and error. That's how and if you ain't pointing out the error it's gonna be a trial for you. The problem with that way of working is that the guy pretty much 99% of the time ends up laying down in the warm afterglow, while the non communicative lays there feeling cheated. The usual response of course is "well their poor little egos can't take it". Eh if your sleeping with a guy with that delicate of an ego you're in trouble. Most men are only too delighted with any chance to make themselves better betwixt the sheets. That is an ego thing. Use it.

    In my limited that was a difference with the non Irish woman. They had less of a hang up and made it easier to find out the good stuff and explain your shortcomings(to coin a phrase, as it were, so to speak)so everybody was happy. As I say that comes from a small enough pool of experience. Your mileage may differ.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Irish girls are the most beautiful in the world. They may be shít in bed but thats your job to educate them.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    french men supposed to be great lovers .. Personally i do not like french men ..

    I'm fairly sure the only people who actually belive this are french men.

    95% + of all french men I've ever met are, to quote Tony Soprano 'at least a half a fag'

    Now there is nothing wrong with this, it's purely an observation.


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