What are you Listening to/Watching/Reading right now

Pet wrote:

When I get my grade 8 diploma...

Roffle! Wow, that's simultaneously the funniest and most genius thing I've seen in ages.

It actually looks beautiful and a bit hypnotic - it's so weird seeing notes arranged in a way that you've never seen before.

Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl, on YouTube.

Next up: Gwen Stefani - Sweet Escape.

Found this glorious little nugget:

P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs. Whichever way you look at it, it's a collection of ridiculous names in search of any sort of personality.

The Didster caused much amusement to a mole and friends during a recent trip to the Groucho Club, after turning up at 1.30am in sunglasses. Cue giggles from the mole's party, at which the pint-sized P took umbrage, asking exactly what was so amusing about a man wearing sunglasses (in a dark private members club) after midnight

"What did you say?" he boomed in his limp-lipped whisper.

"It's not sunny in here!" the mole replied.

This dialogue was repeated twice before Diddles dramatically removed his sunglasses in order to stare directly at the mole, an action which caused even more giggling. This resulted in one of the larger members of their entourage stationing himself directly at the mole's table and solemnly announcing, "Your name is on the list..."

Predictably, this led to more giggles and an offer at the end of the night from the great man himself (and his entourage) to discuss the matter further outside. An offer which was politely but firmly declined. The entourage (which included a befuddled Sienna Miller) eventually departed in a cloud of Cristal and homophobia, leaving one heavy to keep an eye on the mole's party.

The heavy was 'politely asked' to leave by club staff (who were all much bigger) and skulked away, worried about the levels of respec' he was being shown, but too small to do anything about it without a posse to watch his back. Cue giggling.

This.

It's so bizarre, and yet utterly fantastic. It seems she finally understands the concept of "irony"...

Pet wrote:

Mm, and you gotta love the heated discussion going on in the comments section - everything from the music industry to the objectification of women being discussed there.

I read a really funny comment a few days ago (but can't find it to quote it now, typical..)--something along the lines of "Who tf is Alanis to make fun of song lyrics; "Ironic", anyone?". 's true.

Folks shouldn't be allowed leave comments for youtube videos, just in general. either that or all things between the ages of 13 and 18 with internet access should have their fingers disabled. An evaluation shall then be carried out in order to assess literacy and numeracy abilities and to ensure they STOP SPELLING WORDS WITH NUMBERS. Anyone saying either "AMERICA R00LZ" or "america sucks" or attaching any form of political "discussion" to an innocent video shall be executed by giant centipede at dawn, or whenever the lads wake up. mighty.

Dear GOD.

Clichés hitting me on the head like ANVILS.


Awful, just awful.

I miss Freaks and Geeks.