stupid gay work

rannerap · 19-03-2007 02:42AM #1

its twenty to two now and it sounds manky out and ive decided i really couldnt be bothered to go to work in the morning,any suggestions for excuses as to why im not coming in to work/i do this a lot lol so it cant be the usual i dont feel well

Zombienosh · 19-03-2007 02:44AM

ya gotta go to an std clinic after a dodgy encounter on saturday night, no one would ask any further questions after that,

or leprosy.

rannerap · 19-03-2007 02:46AM

last time i said i had my theory test the time before that i said i had a knee injury and had to go to the doctors,my excuses are getting worse and worse lol and i only work three days a week!im so lazy

patrickc · 19-03-2007 02:49AM

my gf is very clumsy and always uses the excuse she's knocked her head and had to go to a&e to get checked out always worked.. (and has happened a few times(

monkeyfudge · 19-03-2007 02:50AM

What is this 'Gay Work' you speak of? Are you offering hand shandies in the Phoenix Park?

rannerap · 19-03-2007 02:51AM

im very clumsy too so that might work lol ive been saying i dont feel well at work the last few days in case i decided not to go in a day but its the worst excuse ever i hate saying it,last time i made my bf ring in and say he was my dad and that i was sick and wasnt coming in......dodgy

rannerap · 19-03-2007 02:52AM

monkeyfudge wrote:

What is this 'Gay Work' you speak of? Are you offering hand shandies in the Phoenix Park?

no i work in spar lol its just crap,i refer to everything as gay btw lol

Voodu Child · 19-03-2007 02:53AM

One fella who worked for me on a construction job a few years ago explained his absence the day before by saying he had been on the way in on the dart , but had gotten a sudden bout of the runs and had to turn around..:rolleyes:

We fired the lazy c*nt shortly after, but I had to admire him for such a brazenly stupid excuse:D

patrickc · 19-03-2007 02:53AM

I'm telling you try the concussion one, (this is true my gf was on her way out to work 1 day when she opened the front door just as her lift called to bring her, they opened the door at the same time and hit her such a whack on the head she didn't remember what happened for hours..was only that night she ended up in a&e after remembering lol) try something like that

rannerap · 19-03-2007 02:54AM

im always calling in sick lol its a crap job and i really dont care if they fire me im looking for a new one anyway

monkeyfudge · 19-03-2007 02:55AM

Oh I'm sorry.. it's just confusing if you don't automatically assume gay is a negative thing.

rannerap · 19-03-2007 02:55AM

patrickc2006 wrote:

I'm telling you try the concussion one, (this is true my gf was on her way out to work 1 day when she opened the front door just as her lift called to bring her, they opened the door at the same time and hit her such a whack on the head she didn't remember what happened for hours..was only that night she ended up in a&e after remembering lol) try something like that

something like that happened me at work and they still wouldnt let me go home!

rannerap · 19-03-2007 02:55AM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Oh I'm sorry.. it's just confusing if you don't automatically assume gay is a negative thing.

its not that its a negative thing lol its just something i always say,i have a load of gay friends and its them that got me saying it!

patrickc · 19-03-2007 03:04AM

do you work on till or deli?

rannerap · 19-03-2007 03:06AM

on the till,worst job ever.all i ever sell is john player blue to all the scum bags and booze to the drunkies

patrickc · 19-03-2007 03:09AM

which 1 do u work in?? darn if it was deli all uu had to have was a bug and u can;t work due to haccp regulations

19-03-2007 03:11AM

AlcoholicA wrote:

ya gotta go to an std clinic after a dodgy encounter on saturday night, no one would ask any further questions after that

Perfect excuse for a Talllafornian!

rannerap · 19-03-2007 03:11AM

the one in kiltipper lol my manager has some bug and was sent home today but usually if youre sick you dont get to go home at all

rannerap · 19-03-2007 03:12AM

Deleted User wrote:

Perfect excuse for a Talllafornian!

i only just moved to tallaght actually lol im not from here at all

WindSock · 19-03-2007 03:13AM

voodoo_child wrote:

One fella who worked for me on a construction job a few years ago explained his absence the day before by saying he had been on the way in on the dart , but had gotten a sudden bout of the runs and had to turn around..:rolleyes:

We fired the lazy c*nt shortly after, but I had to admire him for such a brazenly stupid excuse:D

Not that stupid. It happened me before, I was sick with gastroentiritis for a week. I was lucky the dart hadn't pulled off before I got the first dose of pangs, otherwise I would have been in a lot of trouble

Can you not just call up and say I feel unwell? surely you don't need to go into detail about your unwellness. And if you do?... 'well Sir/Ms, I've got the shts'

patrickc · 19-03-2007 03:14AM

ah rite, thought u mite be the not nice person in city centre lol.... :rolleyes:

BrandonBlock · 19-03-2007 03:15AM

Tell manager you were juggling chainsaws and let 1 slip and it chopped off both your arms.. and that you might be out for a few days should be ok next week though.

monkeyfudge · 19-03-2007 03:18AM

Or you could say you have a sore throat, wrists and knees from doing actual gay work.

rannerap · 19-03-2007 03:19AM

i can only use that excuse when my bf is here lol;) i make him ring in as my dad and say im sick lol

patrickc · 19-03-2007 03:22AM

what you and your bf do things to give you a sore throat:D sorry couldn't resist

rannerap · 19-03-2007 03:23AM

lol yes we do:)like eating spicy foods lmao!!!!!!!!:D

patrickc · 19-03-2007 03:25AM

ah thats exactly what i was thinking

rannerap · 19-03-2007 03:26AM

the main reason i couldnt be bothered to go in is so i can go to his house instead of serving scum bags for 8 hours lol its like school all over again i spent a year skipping school to get the train

patrickc · 19-03-2007 03:29AM

so u can eat spicy food? seriously though sounds like defo new job time

rannerap · 19-03-2007 03:30AM

cause anythings better than there!ive been looking but im unhireable due to the face/ear metal:(

patrickc · 19-03-2007 03:31AM

ok take it thats piercings what about office work even? boards at same time all good..

stupid gay work

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