stupid gay work

rannerap

its twenty to two now and it sounds manky out and ive decided i really couldnt be bothered to go to work in the morning,any suggestions for excuses as to why im not coming in to work/i do this a lot lol so it cant be the usual i dont feel well

Zombienosh

ya gotta go to an std clinic after a dodgy encounter on saturday night, no one would ask any further questions after that,

or leprosy.

rannerap

last time i said i had my theory test the time before that i said i had a knee injury and had to go to the doctors,my excuses are getting worse and worse lol and i only work three days a week!im so lazy

patrickc

my gf is very clumsy and always uses the excuse she's knocked her head and had to go to a&e to get checked out always worked.. (and has happened a few times(

monkeyfudge

What is this 'Gay Work' you speak of? Are you offering hand shandies in the Phoenix Park?

rannerap

im very clumsy too so that might work lol ive been saying i dont feel well at work the last few days in case i decided not to go in a day but its the worst excuse ever i hate saying it,last time i made my bf ring in and say he was my dad and that i was sick and wasnt coming in......dodgy

rannerap

monkeyfudge wrote:

What is this 'Gay Work' you speak of? Are you offering hand shandies in the Phoenix Park?

no i work in spar lol its just crap,i refer to everything as gay btw lol

Voodu Child

One fella who worked for me on a construction job a few years ago explained his absence the day before by saying he had been on the way in on the dart , but had gotten a sudden bout of the runs and had to turn around..:rolleyes:

We fired the lazy c*nt shortly after, but I had to admire him for such a brazenly stupid excuse:D

patrickc

I'm telling you try the concussion one, (this is true my gf was on her way out to work 1 day when she opened the front door just as her lift called to bring her, they opened the door at the same time and hit her such a whack on the head she didn't remember what happened for hours..was only that night she ended up in a&e after remembering lol) try something like that

rannerap

im always calling in sick lol its a crap job and i really dont care if they fire me im looking for a new one anyway

monkeyfudge

Oh I'm sorry.. it's just confusing if you don't automatically assume gay is a negative thing.

rannerap

patrickc2006 wrote:

I'm telling you try the concussion one, (this is true my gf was on her way out to work 1 day when she opened the front door just as her lift called to bring her, they opened the door at the same time and hit her such a whack on the head she didn't remember what happened for hours..was only that night she ended up in a&e after remembering lol) try something like that

something like that happened me at work and they still wouldnt let me go home!

rannerap

monkeyfudge wrote:

Oh I'm sorry.. it's just confusing if you don't automatically assume gay is a negative thing.

its not that its a negative thing lol its just something i always say,i have a load of gay friends and its them that got me saying it!

patrickc

do you work on till or deli?

rannerap

on the till,worst job ever.all i ever sell is john player blue to all the scum bags and booze to the drunkies

patrickc

which 1 do u work in?? darn if it was deli all uu had to have was a bug and u can;t work due to haccp regulations

AlcoholicA

AlcoholicA wrote:

ya gotta go to an std clinic after a dodgy encounter on saturday night, no one would ask any further questions after that

Perfect excuse for a Talllafornian!

rannerap

the one in kiltipper lol my manager has some bug and was sent home today but usually if youre sick you dont get to go home at all

rannerap

Deleted User wrote:

Perfect excuse for a Talllafornian!

i only just moved to tallaght actually lol im not from here at all

WindSock

voodoo_child wrote:

One fella who worked for me on a construction job a few years ago explained his absence the day before by saying he had been on the way in on the dart , but had gotten a sudden bout of the runs and had to turn around..:rolleyes:

We fired the lazy c*nt shortly after, but I had to admire him for such a brazenly stupid excuse:D

Not that stupid. It happened me before, I was sick with gastroentiritis for a week. I was lucky the dart hadn't pulled off before I got the first dose of pangs, otherwise I would have been in a lot of trouble

Can you not just call up and say I feel unwell? surely you don't need to go into detail about your unwellness. And if you do?... 'well Sir/Ms, I've got the shts'

patrickc

ah rite, thought u mite be the not nice person in city centre lol.... :rolleyes:

BrandonBlock

Tell manager you were juggling chainsaws and let 1 slip and it chopped off both your arms.. and that you might be out for a few days should be ok next week though.

monkeyfudge

Or you could say you have a sore throat, wrists and knees from doing actual gay work.

rannerap

i can only use that excuse when my bf is here lol;) i make him ring in as my dad and say im sick lol

patrickc

what you and your bf do things to give you a sore throat:D sorry couldn't resist

rannerap

lol yes we do:)like eating spicy foods lmao!!!!!!!!:D

patrickc

ah thats exactly what i was thinking

rannerap

the main reason i couldnt be bothered to go in is so i can go to his house instead of serving scum bags for 8 hours lol its like school all over again i spent a year skipping school to get the train

patrickc

so u can eat spicy food? seriously though sounds like defo new job time

rannerap

cause anythings better than there!ive been looking but im unhireable due to the face/ear metal:(

patrickc

ok take it thats piercings what about office work even? boards at same time all good..

Lorax

rannerap

thats what im trying to get!theyre not too keen on the hair either.plus i can see where i work from my house its the only reason im still there

patrickc

was it ur bday during the week too? that any excuse? feck hair and looks ud only be in an office

Lorax

Lorax wrote:

God!I can't believe you got into DIT.I would have not thought you would have got into DKIT and thats the worst third level college in Ireland.

rannerap

yeah i was 19 on tuesday:)they didnt care lol i still had to go in!i went for a job in the family planning centre but no joy lol

Lorax

I dont give a flying f**k if you know where I go to college or what course Im in, stop stalking me. Damn boards newbies.

Rabies

Grow up. Go to work.

rannerap

i dont have to go to work if i dont want to and i dont

patrickc

family planning cool job, i was 25 day b4 u so...i don't know either go to bed now and work or come up with a great excuse even a good one

rannerap

thats what my problem is,ive to get up at 6 if im going to work,and if i do il have no sleep.im off til saturday then so i might make a little holiday for myself:)

rannerap

Lorax wrote:

I dont give a flying f**k if you know where I go to college or what course Im in, stop stalking me. Damn boards newbies.

who exactly are you calling a newbie?he has more posts than you and has been on it ages!if youre refering to me ive been on it ages i used to use my bfs one but only recently made my own

Lorax

Ah yeah right thats what they all say the difference is he registered in 2005 I registered in 2002 bit of a difference eh

Lorax

Lorax wrote:

I dont give a flying f**k if you know where I go to college or what course Im in, stop stalking me. Damn boards newbies.

I am a newbie.Right pet.Whatever you think.;)
To OP:People in the 80's took whatever jobs they could get.Be grateful to have a job now.Not that Ia m criticising.Strive to get the best job you can!:)

rannerap

what the hell is loraxs problem?!i can give you the user name if you dont believe me!yeah but its 2007:)i can be picky lol

Lorax

Lorax wrote:

Ah yeah right thats what they all say the difference is he registered in 2005 I registered in 2002 bit of a difference eh

Age doesn't represent maturity!;)

patrickc

ah sure maybe go in so, ur off loads of days then...

rannerap

ive been on this since 2005 but id never try say i was better than someone because i joined before them

rannerap

and its a bank holiday so il be paid extra:(but its icky out and il have to get the train after work instead of early then

patrickc

Sarannewrap wrote:

and its a bank holiday so il be paid extra:(but its icky out and il have to get the train after work instead of early then

thought u cud see it from where you live?

Lorax

Sarannewrap wrote:

ive been on this since 2005 but id never try say i was better than someone because i joined before them

Ya should, its hilarious