Whats the laziest act your guilty of commiting?

Bazzy · 14-03-2007 10:03PM #1

I've a few

I was pushed in a pram until i was five !!! my folks had to break it to make me walk!!!

If i'm in my room and fancy a bit of dinner rather than walk and shout to the mother I ring on the phone and get it made.

When i get beers from the fridge i get two save me getting up for another one after the first one is finshed.

I park illegaly kind of in work to get a space nearer the door (not in a wheelchair space) theres a shared car park and I park in another companys spot if all ours are full

Thats all I can think of at the minute but i'm sure there's more ....:)

admiralofthefleet · 14-03-2007 10:12PM

an example of my laziness is when im drinking at home and dying for a piss, i would rather hold it and be in pain to wait for my drink to be empty so i can go to the kitchen for a fresh can and a piss at the same time

Bazzy · 14-03-2007 10:13PM

Thats excellent stamina shown there Gar well done:D

trout · 14-03-2007 10:15PM

admiralofthefleet wrote:

an example of my laziness is when im drinking at home and dying for a piss, i would rather hold it and be in pain to wait for my drink to be empty so i can go to the kitchen for a fresh can and a piss at the same time

that's not laziness ... that's efficiency that is ... ummm ... do you piss in the kitchen

laziness is pissing yerself on the sofa

14-03-2007 10:20PM

True lazieness is using a urindom (sp) and having the fridge next to the sofa!

Tom Dunne · 14-03-2007 10:22PM

trout wrote:

laziness is pissing yerself on the sofa

Guilty as charged.

skyhighflyer · 14-03-2007 11:27PM

It once took me ten minutes to decide to scratch my arse.

Tom Dunne · 14-03-2007 11:30PM

skyhighflyer wrote:

It once took me ten minutes to decide to scratch my arse.

I am disappointed, brother skyhighflyer. That should not warrant a thought, it should be second nature.

trout · 14-03-2007 11:40PM

tom dunne wrote:

I am disappointed, brother skyhighflyer. That should not warrant a thought, it should be second nature.

agreed... brother skyhighflyer, your devotion to the sacred autonomous and unthinking sacrament of arse-scratchery has been noted, don't try so hard in future

Hagar · 15-03-2007 12:18AM

My husband Hagar sent me in to make this post. I can't remember what he said exactly. Something about "Game over, tell them to close them thread".

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, I've to get a beer and more crisps.

15-03-2007 02:53AM

Ha. can't be arsed to type it himself.... class:D

Ruu_Old · 15-03-2007 02:58AM

Got a roffle out of me, Hagar. Tough to beat that one.

I often IM my wife, who is no more than 2 feet away from me, to ask whats for dinner.

Pherekydes · 15-03-2007 08:15AM

Beer guts and receeding [sic] hair?

Someone rename the forum, please:

Beer guts, receding hair, advancing senility and just plain slovenliness in everything we do, especially spelling and grammar.

Would that fit?

therecklessone · 15-03-2007 08:24AM

Slow coach wrote:

Someone rename the forum, please:

Get with the program man, that would involve work.

jester77 · 15-03-2007 09:37AM

Peeing in the sink while getting a new beer from the fridge...

too much hassle to have to go upstairs plus I can see the TV from the kitchen!

trout · 15-03-2007 11:47AM

jester77 wrote:

Peeing in the sink while getting a new beer from the fridge... too much hassle to have to go upstairs plus I can see the TV from the kitchen!

that's ergonomics that is ... brother jester77 is an inspiration to us all

question: do you ever stop to consider dishes in the sink

jester77 · 15-03-2007 11:50AM

trout wrote:

that's ergonomics that is ... brother jester77 is an inspiration to us all

question: do you ever stop to consider dishes in the sink

Dishes??

I've never gotten a dish with my pizza or takeaway.

15-03-2007 11:53AM

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kmick · 15-03-2007 11:54AM

I once spent a whole weekend sitting on a couch for a bet. I peed in a can and got one meal a day from my mates(beans on toast). I only had one cd (Leftfield), some smokes, beer and the telly (rugby World Cup) for company. It was fantastic.

TheNog · 15-03-2007 11:57AM

Came home after a heavy nite drinking and needed a ****e but as soon as I started I needed to be sick (probably from the smell) so instead of wiping my arse I stayed sitting on the jacks,put my chin on the sink and puked. I was also experincing a dose of the helicoptors (dizziness). First time time I used two exit points of my body at the same time. Immediately after puking i started to laugh

Slow Motion · 15-03-2007 12:07PM

trout wrote:

question: do you ever stop to consider dishes in the sink

Dishes ? We don' need no stinkin' dishes !

Nunu · 15-03-2007 12:18PM

I once put the tv in my room on its side so I could watch it lying side down! (all the colours started bleeding into each other...nearly fooked the tv up)

I regularly go to bed with my socks on...after a few minutes(when I've warmed up) I want to take them off, but I usually deliberate for about 30mins and end up doing nothing and nodding off.

petes · 15-03-2007 12:21PM

TheNog wrote:

Came home after a heavy nite drinking and needed a ****e but as soon as I started I needed to be sick (probably from the smell) so instead of wiping my arse I stayed sitting on the jacks,put my chin on the sink and puked. I was also experincing a dose of the helicoptors (dizziness). First time time I used two exit points of my body at the same time. Immediately after puking i started to laugh

Been there before.

A few time this has happened. I have been out on the lash and the next day I have no energy for anything. I have to get sick but do I leave the bed? Oh no. Over the side.

TheNog · 15-03-2007 12:25PM

My digestive system is so lazy that sometimes after eating my stomach sends back little food lumps to be re-chewed and swallowed again.

MarkR · 15-03-2007 12:29PM

I am so proud to be here.

Instead of getting up and walking across a room to do something on a computer i've logged in remotely over the internet.
I've watched utter shíte on tv because I couldn't find the remote.
Left pots for days "steeping" in the sink
Am currently waiting for tomorrows post to do some work. In the meantime reading old dilbert cartoons and browsing boards along with a few car auction site.

I'm sure there must be more, but too lazy to think.

15-03-2007 12:29PM

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GeorgeBailey · 15-03-2007 12:31PM

Bazzy wrote:

Whats the laziest act your guilty of commiting?

I once didn't bother putting an apostrophe in between the u and the r in you're. As for the e, well I just didn't bother with it at all!!

I presume a post like this gets me automatically banned from this forum?

TheNog · 15-03-2007 12:44PM

GeorgeBailey wrote:

I once didn't bother putting an apostrophe in between the u and the r in you're. As for the e, well I just didn't bother with it at all!!

I presume a post like this gets me automatically banned from this forum?

life ban and 10 lashes for bringing up grammar and stuff

Kinetic^ · 15-03-2007 01:31PM

No grammar bashing in this forum...........add that to the charter.

Mrs Hagar, tell Mr Hagar I'd like to subscribe to his newsletter.....also, get him a beer while you're there.

louisecm · 15-03-2007 01:33PM

Am I allowed to post here as I'm a girl? I am both impressed and repulsed by your laziness. The tv on its side is ingenious. Someone should invent one of those.

Kinetic^ · 15-03-2007 01:36PM

Read teh charter, woommin!!!!

Whats the laziest act your guilty of commiting?

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