Whats the laziest act your guilty of commiting?

Blowfish

That is outstanding I am suprised however that he managed to survive the night, usually the wimmins don't take kindly to that sort of thing.

Hagar

A hero, a true hero Brother Trout.

trout

Blowfish wrote:

That is outstanding I am suprised however that he managed to survive the night, usually the wimmins don't take kindly to that sort of thing.

No need to be surprised Brother Blowfish ... the young lady was just as pleased to spoon and bask in the reflected glory of having scored ... as far as her friends were concerned, she had snared a real live walking talking gutbarger.

What Brother could understand wimmin and their wily ways

Zaph

Not laziness in itself, but adherence to these rules will go a long way to achieving the nirvana-like state of bone-idleness:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sounds they make as they fly by.
15. I will become a member of "Procrastinators United" if I ever get around to it...

I haven't bothered to leave the house since I got back from the pub Saturday night. Got out of bed at half eight Sunday evening, and have been too lazy to go to bed since. Going to sleep is too much effort, although I did catch a half hour in the armchair last night about half four.

Burning Eclipse

For a period of 2 years I never washed socks or underwear... I wore them to death, then threw them out and bought really cheap bulk packs in penneys... If that disgusts, this is the wrong forum!

I get my hair cut only when my wimmin folk complains that I need to enough to warrant it.

I haven't had a wet shave in 4 years this summer, electric all the way, and even them, only when it becomes bothersome.

I've been on Boards every week day since joining but my post-count is so low because i'm too lazy to post... This forum will change that though!!

I gave in and watched the match in bed yesterday evening. Had two free tickets to the Laughter Lounge but it was too much effort to get back out of bed so I let them go to waste.

padser

Came back in plastered one night (being a poor student I had spent most of the night robbing unguarded pints) and was almost asleep when I realised that i needed to get sick.

There was no Dunnes Stores bag available, just the floor so i leaned out of the bed slightly and let rip.

After about 10 seconds (in my extremely drunken state) I thought to myself 'Oh no its full up, what will I do' (to this day I have no idea why or what I thought was 'full up') so I stopped getting sick for roughly 5 seconds and turned around and got sick over the other side of the bed.

I woke up the next morning to two little neat piles of vomit on either side of me!

imeddyhobbs

Am i the only one that pisses into an empty beer can?

matrim

I haven't been bothered to shave for about 3 months, because it's too much effort.

A couple of years ago I grew my hair long because I could never be bothered to go get it cut.

When I was in college I used to live about a 25 minute walk away. There was also a bus route to the college about a 5 minute walk away from my house. But when I had to go in and was feeling lazy, I would get the bus from outside my door to town, then change to a bus that went to the college, even though it took me about an hour.