I think I'm turning Ginger....

AdMMM · 07-03-2007 10:51PM #1

Over the past few months I've started to spot some ginger hairs in my stubble. Thankfully Mr Quatro has been quick to dispose of them on all occassions. Recently people have remarked about how my hair appears to be ginger when the light is shining directly on it. This worries me because my hair used to be blonde and over the past few years slowly started turning brown. I decided thaI could live with this, sure I would lose the appeal of being blonde but I always came to the conclusion that no matter what, it would be better than being ginger!

Has anyone out there had a similar experience? Is my ginger beard a sign of things to come? Or is it merely due to inner-Viking within me? If not, how does one go about stopping this horrific process?

Wertz · 07-03-2007 10:54PM

Peroxide.

connundrum · 07-03-2007 10:55PM

bah hah hah hah hah hah hah

you're place in heaven is guaranteed now

Karl Hungus · 07-03-2007 10:57PM

|.Murderer.| wrote:

Has anyone out there had a similar experience? Is my ginger beard a sign of things to come? Or is it merely due to inner-Viking within me? If not, how does one go about stopping this horrific process?

I'm the same in reguards to the hair, used to be blond when I was a kid, but turned brown then. My beard is kinda gingerish also, but it's never bothered me at all. I think you're just making too much of a big deal out of this, nobody has ever really made light of it, or has it affected anything.

Although, it did come in handy when I was introducing myself as "The Dread Pirate Redbeard" one drunken birthday party.

That said, if it bothers you that much:

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/jfm-gel-light-med-brown-lg.jpg

monkeyfudge · 07-03-2007 10:57PM

Kill yourself now while you still have your wits about you.

It won't be long before the 'ginger gene' becomes dominant and takes over your mind.

Call Me Jimmy · 07-03-2007 11:00PM

|.Murderer.| wrote:

Over the past few months I've started to spot some ginger hairs in my stubble. Thankfully Mr Quatro has been quick to dispose of them on all occassions. Recently people have remarked about how my hair appears to be ginger when the light is shining directly on it. This worries me because my hair used to be blonde and over the past few years slowly started turning brown. I decided thaI could live with this, sure I would lose the appeal of being blonde but I always came to the conclusion that no matter what, it would be better than being ginger!

Has anyone out there had a similar experience? Is my ginger beard a sign of things to come? Or is it merely due to inner-Viking within me? If not, how does one go about stopping this horrific process?

You didn't say if you're male or female so can't help ye.

Karl Hungus · 07-03-2007 11:04PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

You didn't say if you're male or female so can't help ye.

Hmm...

Is my ginger beard a sign of things to come?

No offense to the bearded ladies of this world, but I'd assume anyone with a beard is a man.

Dave! · 07-03-2007 11:08PM

Gingervitis is a very serious condition that can affect your life in many ways. Consult your GP for an information pack.

monkeyfudge · 07-03-2007 11:10PM

Get the facts...

Wertz · 07-03-2007 11:12PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

Hmm...

No offense to the bearded ladies of this world, but I'd assume anyone with a beard is a man.

Unless he was alluding to the other beards...

Feral Mutant · 07-03-2007 11:12PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

I'm the same in reguards to the hair, used to be blond when I was a kid, but turned brown then. My beard is kinda gingerish also, but it's never bothered me at all.

Same here.

Don't worry OP, it takes more than red hair to be a ginger, you also need pale skin and freckles. Without these, you're at most a daywalker. If these develop however, there's only one solution *cocks shotgun*.

WarZoneBrother · 07-03-2007 11:15PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Get the facts...

this is some funny sh1t lol..

antSionnach · 07-03-2007 11:18PM

The first thing I think about in the morning and the last thing I think about at night is how glad I am that I'm not ginger.

Dave! · 07-03-2007 11:20PM

Funniest video ever:
http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_630765_Ginger_Kids.htm

Mr. Presentable · 07-03-2007 11:22PM

|.Murderer.| wrote:

-Viking within me

I'd hate to have a Viking within me

tallus · 07-03-2007 11:31PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Kill yourself now while you still have your wits about you.

It won't be long before the 'ginger gene' becomes dominant and takes over your mind.

LOL !!!

brianthebard · 07-03-2007 11:43PM

Yeah my beard has a good bit of ginger in it, which is pretty annoying coz my hair is jet black. Had to shave it off...

Gaspode · 07-03-2007 11:44PM

|.Murderer.| wrote:

Over the past few months I've started to spot some ginger hairs in my stubble. Thankfully Mr Quatro has been quick to dispose of them on all occassions. Recently people have remarked about how my hair appears to be ginger when the light is shining directly on it. This worries me because my hair used to be blonde and over the past few years slowly started turning brown. I decided thaI could live with this, sure I would lose the appeal of being blonde but I always came to the conclusion that no matter what, it would be better than being ginger!

Has anyone out there had a similar experience? Is my ginger beard a sign of things to come? Or is it merely due to inner-Viking within me? If not, how does one go about stopping this horrific process?

Celebrate good sir, happy days are coming your way, for you will be truly blessed with the rusty hue of your forefathers. Blessed are you among men.

Caliden · 08-03-2007 10:15AM

haha you're ginger, unlucky

Archeron · 08-03-2007 10:21AM

I was a complete ginger when I was a kid, but over time it went blonde, and now its dark brown. I still have some freckles, so I think I'm 40% daywalker and 60% normal human. Sadly, my beard is also still Irish Colleen red, so I am destined to live a facial hair free life. Oh the humanity.

And you should get to know your inner viking. Mines called Olaf and he likes burning straw huts, pillaging, and drinking Meade from hollowed out bull horns.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 08-03-2007 10:45AM

Daywalker -_-

The Hill Billy · 08-03-2007 10:46AM

connundrum wrote:

you're place in heaven is guaranteed now

Ginger-heaven maybe. Definitely not the real one.
Don't you know that those people have no souls?

The Hill Billy · 08-03-2007 10:51AM

Archeron wrote:

I was a complete ginger when I was a kid, but over time it went blonde, and now its dark brown.

Jaysus, the Gingers are evolving to disguise themselves as "norms" in later life. * shudder *

Owen · 08-03-2007 10:54AM

You can look forward to going Grey!

Archeron · 08-03-2007 10:58AM

Hill Billy wrote:

Jaysus, the Gingers are evolving to disguise themselves as "norms" in later life. * shudder *

Mwahahahahahahaha!!! You should see our global base on ginger skull island.

The Hill Billy · 08-03-2007 11:16AM

I went out with a red-head once.
She had no hair - just a red head.
She had lots of hair on her back though.
Oh, & her lovely, long, black curly teeth!

brown*eyed*girl · 08-03-2007 11:42AM

Well an ex of mine has brown hair (blonde as a child) and when he grew a beard it had auburn tinges in it! I thought it was sexy tbh. So use the word auburn instead of ginger and you'll be grand.

MarkR · 08-03-2007 11:56AM

I've dark hair but my beard has a bit of ginger in it. To hide my shame I have to shave before I am driven out of town.

layke · 08-03-2007 12:04PM

Murdy, how's things down below loike? Any ginger pubes popping up? You know your in trouble when that happens.

TerrorFirmer · 08-03-2007 12:06PM

I found a ginger hair in my otherwise dark hair once. I burnt it off with acid.

monkeyfudge · 08-03-2007 12:06PM

layke wrote:

Murdy, how's things down below loike? Any ginger pubes popping up? You know your in trouble when that happens.

Yep... That means your reproductive system has been contaminated and all your kids will be ginger.

I think I'm turning Ginger....

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