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Another Disgusting Thread

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  • #32
    Sp@rtacus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭Sp@rtacus


    seamus wrote:
    If I'm dying to go and the bathroom is in use, just share the toilet with the other guy...

    But you mustnt cross the beams, Luke

    Woke up one night after(during) a party in my house to find my mate pissing into my wardrobe. Decidedly unimpressed. He left in the morning with a large bag of clothing and told not to return with them until they smelled like a fcuking meadow.


  • #33
    vandermeyde
    Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭vandermeyde


    friend of mine was at a wedding in a well known expensive Irish castle not so long ago...went in for a pee early the next afternoon in the toilets beside the bar and someone was after taking a dump in one of the mens urinals (one of those single egg-shaped wall mounted urinals)....said it was a proper Guinness morning after poo as well...

    needless to say he was not amused.


  • #34
    Plug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    I'd take a piss in the shower an odd time but not in the sink.
    *takes sh!t in bath*


  • #35
    The Queen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭The Queen


    i have....... :o


  • #36
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    [costanza] It's All Pipes!!! [/costanza]


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  • #37
    englander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 205 ✭✭englander


    I dunno why, but one of my houses as a student were obsessed with peeing.
    They used to have a piss bucket outside that they'd all use.
    It was more effort to use the piss bucket than go upstairs to the toilet.

    One day I came home and put my key in the door and noticed water spilling over the door and over my key in hand. I thought there must be a burst pipe. I look up and get splattered and there isn't my 'mates' schlong poking out his window. He was as pissed a newt and just couldn't be arsed to go to the toilet.


    I must put my hand up to doing the sink thing a few times. Only due to living in a one toilet house.


  • #38
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Archimedes wrote:
    Was at a mates house earlier, there was a few of us there and we were watching The Simpsons. Its the one where Lisa pretends she goes to college, but anyway, at one stage, Homer starts singing (to the tune of Chumba Wumba's 'Thub Thumping'):

    'I take a whisky drink,
    I take a vodka drink,
    And when I have to pee,
    I use the kitchen sink.'

    We laughed our heads off, as you do

    No you don't, not to those crappy episodes


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