Another Disgusting Thread

Peyton Manning

Was at a mates house earlier, there was a few of us there and we were watching The Simpsons. Its the one where Lisa pretends she goes to college, but anyway, at one stage, Homer starts singing (to the tune of Chumba Wumba's 'Thub Thumping'):

'I take a whisky drink,
I take a vodka drink,
And when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.'

We laughed our heads off, as you do, until one of my mates just casually sighed at the end 'Aaaaah....so true'. I turned to him and asked him what he meant and he said, without an ounce of shame, that if he was lazy he'd just piss in the sink, even the bathroom sink (like that extra foot is too much effort?) instead. I couldnt believe it, and was so disgusted at the thought. Surely he's on his own there, or are there boardsies brave enough to admit it for statistics sake?

Gordon

OIE - Only in emergency.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Can't say I've ever had the pleasure, but I'd want to be fairly desperate and there'd want to be no other option

connundrum

I've done it. In another house, the morning after a night on the lash. There was someone in the bathroom upstairs, the back and front doors were locked so I wee'd in the kitchen sink. Yes I did.

I suppose I could have taken the dishes out first.

Heisenberg.

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Terry

Ì piss in empty coke bottles and store them in the spare rooms.
I've never actually been in my attic, but I'm going to have to go there soon as the spare rooms are filling up.

Peyton Manning

I just find it disgusting. Bathroom sink is one thing, but the kitchen sink? Yuck. Perhaps my standards are too high. Now, im off to the lavatory...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

How low is this sink...?

Alter-Ego

Bathroom sink at house party once.

This is the shower discussion all over again.

Pherekydes

I was on holidays in France two years ago, driving from Calais down south. We stopped at one of those service areas, the ones with no shops or fuel station, only toilets and a picnic area. So the kids were bursting to go, and as soon as I stopped off they ran. I checked a few things and sauntered up the path towards the toilets and what did I see? My two daughters sitting on this gigantic stone washhand basin peeing away to their hearts' content. The wife and I nearly died (laughing). Thankfully the place was deserted.

Collie D

Remember a mate doing it in the Cavern Club in the ladies, was pissed as a fart and came out syaing the urinals in there are awfully high

Unpossible

connundrum wrote:

I suppose I could have taken the dishes out first.

lol, sounds like that Hulk sketche in Robot Chicken, "Dishes done"

biko

Myself and some mates did while doing whiskey shots back at the dorm in uni.
We used the kitchen sink and then thought better of it and started peeing out the window instead. Good times

Overheal

I found myself peeing in the shower 3 times in the last month: thats 3 more times than I have in the last 10 years. How did that happen? Oh yes; Rag week...

Scrotum

Archimedes wrote:

'I take a whisky drink,
I take a vodka drink,
And when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.'

LMFAO:D ~Pissed in my neighbours letter box once, only because everybody hates them.

Canis Lupus

Isn't urine sterile? So as long as the tap was kept running then what's the big deal? Not that I've done it myself mind.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

that's true canis, but still.. I think in this case I'd suffer from a 'not in my sink' mentality.

and if he came back with 'piss is sterile' i'd just piss on his face

KTRIC

Never done it myself, too much of a gentleman for that carry on.

I think we should take this thread down a notch and ask the question:

Who has had a dump in a sink ?? :eek:

Daithí Locha

Hi Folks,

I'm new here so maybe I shouldn't be introducing myself on such an *ahem* unedifying subject!

Nevertheless, I too, shamefully, have used a sink. Only in an emergency should I point out

Reminds me of the time when a mate and I went up to Derry on the bus. Against our better judgement we had a few pints in Store Street. By the time the bus got to Finglas we were dyin' for to use the 'gentleman's room'. My mate used an aul tin that was lying on the ground (we were sitting down the back) but I had the decorum to wait till we got to Ashbourne where we went in to the Hunter's Moon and waited for the next bus!

BTW It must be pointed out that the traffic was ****e cos it was Friday afternoon!!

Archeron

KTRIC wrote:

Never done it myself, too much of a gentleman for that carry on.

I think we should take this thread down a notch and ask the question:

Who has had a dump in a sink ?? :eek:

Or in a hotpress. Ahem.

Katykaboom

*shudders*

WhiteWashMan

ive done it, but i cant remember when or why. or how many times.
lets just say its not a reoccuring thing in my life.

and i pee in the shower all the time. besides, i heard once that it helps to kill any foot fungus. not that i wee on my feet on purpose you know...

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seamus

Can't say I've ever done it. If I'm dying to go and the bathroom is in use, just share the toilet with the other guy. Except of course, if he's sitting down. That's just rude.

The_Minister

Pissed in a sink once, just for the hell of it.

squibs

The Garden of Earthly Delights - Charles Simic


Buck has a headache. Tony ate
a real hot pepper. Sylvia weighs
herself naked on the bathroom
scale. Gary owes $800 to the
Internal Revenue. Roger says
poetry is the manufacture of lightning rods.
José wants to punch his wife
in the mouth. Ted’s afraid
of his own shadow. Ray talks
to his tomato plants. Paul
wants a job in the post office
selling stamps. Mary keeps
smiling at herself in the mirror.
And I,
I piss in the sink
with a feeling of
eternity.

Agamemnon

Done it a few times myself when the bathroom is occupied and I can't wait. I'd recommend standing on a chair rather than kneeling on the kitchen worktop cos the draining board can be hard on the knees.

Archeron

agamemnon wrote:

Done it a few times myself when the bathroom is occupied and I can't wait. I'd recommend standing on a chair rather than kneeling on the kitchen worktop cos the draining board can be hard on the knees.

Not to mention if you're of larger girth, it can also be quite painful when said chipboard collapses and you end up on the floor surrounded by broken crockery with a fork stuck in your arm.

KTRIC

Archeron wrote:

Not to mention if you're of larger girth, it can also be quite painful when said chipboard collapses and you end up on the floor surrounded by broken crockery with a fork stuck in your arm.

You sound like you speak from experience

Archeron

KTRIC wrote:

You sound like you speak from experience

>walks off whistling innocently<

The_Minister

I love being tall, no climbing for me! Just plonk it over the side and try not to hit the dishes.

togster

i know someone who took a no. 2 in the electic clothes drier after a night out.. turned it on though.

Sp@rtacus

seamus wrote:

If I'm dying to go and the bathroom is in use, just share the toilet with the other guy...

But you mustnt cross the beams, Luke

Woke up one night after(during) a party in my house to find my mate pissing into my wardrobe. Decidedly unimpressed. He left in the morning with a large bag of clothing and told not to return with them until they smelled like a fcuking meadow.

vandermeyde

friend of mine was at a wedding in a well known expensive Irish castle not so long ago...went in for a pee early the next afternoon in the toilets beside the bar and someone was after taking a dump in one of the mens urinals (one of those single egg-shaped wall mounted urinals)....said it was a proper Guinness morning after poo as well...

needless to say he was not amused.

Plug

I'd take a piss in the shower an odd time but not in the sink.
*takes sh!t in bath*

The Queen

i have.......

tbh

[costanza] It's All Pipes!!! [/costanza]

englander

I dunno why, but one of my houses as a student were obsessed with peeing.
They used to have a piss bucket outside that they'd all use.
It was more effort to use the piss bucket than go upstairs to the toilet.

One day I came home and put my key in the door and noticed water spilling over the door and over my key in hand. I thought there must be a burst pipe. I look up and get splattered and there isn't my 'mates' schlong poking out his window. He was as pissed a newt and just couldn't be arsed to go to the toilet.


I must put my hand up to doing the sink thing a few times. Only due to living in a one toilet house.

bluto63

Archimedes wrote:

Was at a mates house earlier, there was a few of us there and we were watching The Simpsons. Its the one where Lisa pretends she goes to college, but anyway, at one stage, Homer starts singing (to the tune of Chumba Wumba's 'Thub Thumping'):

'I take a whisky drink,
I take a vodka drink,
And when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.'

We laughed our heads off, as you do

No you don't, not to those crappy episodes