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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    You have a day off now, find interesting household items to assist you in different ways.
    Avoid hand-held blenders though!! :D

    /ducks
    Archimedes wrote:
    naked lesbians playing football
    Hmmm ... why do I think that this image may have sparked the start of a mental scenario leading inevitably to the aforementioned ****?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Ok, overall, im happy with my day. This is how it went. Times quoted may not be 100% accurate, but meh.

    09:30: Left my labtop in my room and headed downstairs. Got blanket, had a nice lie down on the couch (no curling up whatsoever) and made my way through all the channels on television

    10:00: Some fool on Seogie & O'Shea talking about memory techniques, challenging people to look at so many items and remember them in order. Thought Id see how easy it is. Lined up my DVD collection (about 30), looked at it for 60 seconds and turned around. I only got 4 right. I said Bruce Almighty when that wasnt the right answer. Turns out I dont even have Bruce Almighty on DVD (Ill let you try figure that one out yourselves!)

    10:30: Popped a nice southern fried chicken fillet in the oven for a sandwich.

    11:00: Ate afore mentioned sandwich.

    11:10: Decided to watch The Wind that Shakes the Barley. Turned it off after about an hour. Pure rubbish.

    12:00: Got inspiration to play home bowling. We have a very long hallway, so I lined up a few deoderant cants and bottles at one end of the hall. Used a football as a bowling ball. Best half hour Ive had this week.

    12:30 - 1:30: Had a nice jacuzzi bath while sippin a bottle of Miller. Overdid it with the bubblebath, flooded the bathroom.

    1:30: Probably the only productive part of my day. Started to write up my CV. Didnt make it past Educational Qualifications.

    2:30: Tried to make a website. Probably the worst website ever created, and the most unlikely to be ever updated again. For those interested, here is the end product.

    4:00: (Yes, that website took an hour and a half) Made a list of things I want to do by the end of this year.
    • Travel outside of Europe
    • Improve college attendance
    • Insult Derek Mooney in person
    • Watch the LOTR trilogy in one day
    • Buy a new car

    4:30: Watched 'How its Made' on the discovery channel. I now know how to do/make the following: Hockey pucks, Coca Cola cans, zippers, excavate mines, diamonds, dumping trucks, wallpaper, zip lighters and 3D models.

    6:00 Made a stir fry consisting of chicken, prawns, rice, peppers, onions, sweetcorn and mixed spices. Found out Im no Jamie Oliver. Thanked God.

    7:00 Prepared the living room for a night of football. 6 bottles of miller, bowl of doritos (chilli pepper flavour) and a tub of Salsa dip and a big back of Malteser Whites.

    7:30 - 10:00 Watched the soccer. Detested Liverpool. Made a hefty dent in my beer supply.




    I liked the day. Nice and easy. I intend to do it again some time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Archimedes wrote:
    ... 360 and a very creative mind.

    The best I can think of is
    curl up on the couch with a nice blanket and electric heater...
    Does. not. compute.

    Anyway seems you had a good day after all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Pfft, Adorno clearly says that leisure time is merely there to continue involving oneself in capitalism, and that hobbies are a way of replacing work with work. Which you've shown with that excuse of a website :p (who the fuck is lamp???)

    I'm so tired...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    ^Never seen Anchorman? Shame on you...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I love...lamp.

    Is this thread done now?
    Can i lock it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    This thread was done as of 46 minutes ago. Lock it up and throw away the key, but forever will it hold a place in my heart. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Ways to kill Derek Mooney - make him watch all the Winning Streak he has ever presented back to back. That'd kill a Winning Streak addicted granny. I find Derek Mooney to be a condescending prick and can't stand how patronising he is to people he considers intellectually inferior because they're older/ of a rural background/ shy, nervous or intimidated by the cameras/ not him. Said Winning-Streak-athon would be even more cruel than chinese water torture. Slow and very, very painful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Archimedes wrote:
    This thread was done as of 46 minutes ago. Lock it up and throw away the key, but forever will it hold a place in my heart. :(
    Too much hassle.

    Ahh screw it.


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