Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

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#62 24-07-2002 11:57AM

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I just wanted to strike a blow for the "clean sheets, comfy bed" brigade by announcing that:

If you havn't had sex with you dressed as a thrupenny hooker and him dressed in a chicken outfit with your fishnet tights tying his little be-wingéd hands together and to the top of the telegraph pole that you climbed mid-coitus without missing a stroke after you'd rolled a condom on with your mouth (after opening the packet with no hands and your tongue of course) so you could touch the electric wires and scream the hallelujiah chorus when you cum,

I don't think that makes you uninteresting.

Dont get me wrong.

I think sex is great.

But just because you have it, that doesn't mean you're great too...

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#63 24-07-2002 12:21PM

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Memo to self: Visit Shinji's gaff.

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#64 24-07-2002 12:24PM

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Originally posted by amp
Memo to self: Visit Shinji's gaff.

amp, a quiet word in your ear about that mate......

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#65 24-07-2002 12:45PM

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AHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME EAR!!!

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#66 24-07-2002 12:52PM

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#67 24-07-2002 12:57PM

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My weirdest place was sky diving over Mongolia. A woman appeared from nowhere beside me, and we got it on. I had to kill a passing pigeon and gut it.... we used it as a condom. Jesus.... the memories.

I know it sounds over the top, but I'm serious. Just wanted to share this with all you people. Just so you know that I actually have had sex ye know?

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#68 24-07-2002 12:59PM

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Originally posted by Dr. Loon
Just so you know that I actually have had sex ye know?

you are a source of constant surprise to me....

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#69 24-07-2002 01:01PM

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#70 24-07-2002 01:15PM

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Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

you are a source of constant erections for me....

Do ye wanna go skydiving?

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#71 24-07-2002 01:31PM

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Originally posted by Dr. Loon

God WWMAN, you make me so hard. i have never wanted someone so badly in my life. christ, i wánk over my keyboard thinking of you pretty much every day. I even have pictures of you on my harddrive.
any chance you want to meet for a drink sometime?

sure, but only to tease you. im that type of boy....

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#72 24-07-2002 01:41PM

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Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

sure, but only to please you.

Excellent, and where did I get those pictures? Anyone wanna see WWM dressed as a schoolgirl PM me...

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#73 24-07-2002 01:46PM

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they do involve me having sex though, just to get the thread back on track.
it was the weirdest place ive ever had sex.
in a schoolgirl

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#74 24-07-2002 02:05PM

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Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
in a schoolgirl

hmm weird..but sure...
for me that would probably be the street in town after partying hard, my nymphomaniac girlfriend just pushed me into it, i am innocent , i swear !

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#75 24-07-2002 04:12PM

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the pheonix park near the popal cross, and getting caught by two guards in an unmarked car

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#76 24-07-2002 04:19PM

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another good place was in this girls bed when we were all drunk, after locking her ex in the cupboard in the room..pretty cruel, but he may have passed out...

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#77 24-07-2002 04:38PM

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Originally posted by jd
but he may have passed out...

What, due to lack of oxygen?

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#78 25-07-2002 06:59AM

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sorry honey, it's all private down here........

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#79 26-07-2002 07:31PM

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Did anyone else who had an experience on Bray Head meet a big badger. Twice a big dirty badger came out of the hedge and walked past us! You'd think Id have used another spot after the first time but it was right at the bottom of the hill just at the top of the concrete road behind the little hut there on the left.

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#80 26-07-2002 07:41PM

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lol fear the badgers
Mary - "oh joe, harder! harder! "
Joe (looking puzzled) - "What are you on about! I haven't done anything yet?" (john notices the badgers tail sticking out of mary's arse)

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#81 26-07-2002 10:04PM

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Arrr sonny the old tale of the Bray Head Badger, some say that when the tears of a loving virgin (not too likely up there) touches it, it will once again resume it's true form.

Others say it's just a nosey badger...

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#82 26-07-2002 10:34PM

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, some say that when the tears of a loving virgin (not too likely up there) touches it, it will once again resume it's true form

thats pure dead brill

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#83 27-07-2002 01:37AM

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Once... while skydiving... a bear tried to interrupt. It managed to get a claw up me arse before I broke it's neck.
Itt interrupted mt coitus thoiught so I wasn't happy

Why am I sil **** odd keyboard???

Can anyone answer that one?

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#84 27-07-2002 02:04AM

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Originally posted by BuffyBot
A graveyard....
..well it was close...
...and it was not a "live" (for want of a better phrase!) one..it hadn't been used for years!!!

Feckin' necrophiliacs.

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#85 27-07-2002 02:14AM

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what about bubbles? where has he had sex?

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#86 28-07-2002 05:52PM

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maybe standing up to my neck in the sea with the lass stradling me lap i nearly fecking drowned but she was like "dont stop now" because her head was higher up and remained above sea level whilst i was choking up sea water every time the wave crashed over my head.
I learnt a valuable lesson about evolution of the species that day,firstly the human body rates its own survival above sex which came as a bit of a suprise tbh.

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#87 09-11-2002 04:44AM

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Originally posted by Defenistrator
salt & vinegar on yer nob....i'ts enough to make yer Jap's eyes water!

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#88 09-11-2002 04:46AM

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lol

people have to tan on that beach! won't somebody please think of the children!

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#89 09-11-2002 01:25PM

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#90 09-11-2002 08:08PM

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Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt

A shag-pad if ever I saw one.....

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#91 11-11-2002 01:22PM

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