Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

bubbles

Well?

KdjaCL

Elevator in Portugal
And weirdest was in my sitting room ,my parents were on another chair and we were out of line of sight with big duvet over us ...LOL
pretty sick now i think back but fun at the time.

Kdja

TacT

none of the above!

the back of the stillorgan leisureplex!

Practical

Originally posted by kdja

And weirdest was in my sitting room ,my parents were on another chair and we were out of line of sight with big duvet over us

rofl , thats just nasty kdja

ykt0di9url7bc3

laois field....

Shiminay

It was the best John

BuffyBot

A graveyard....

..well it was close...

...and it was not a "live" (for want of a better phrase!) one..it hadn't been used for years!!!

Defenistrator

on stage in a nightclub, (AFTER the punters had gone home)

Thanx 4 The Fish

the back of the stillorgan leisureplex!

Ah yes that old haunt

Pool table in college between classes.

darthmise

Out the back garden in full view of the neighbours, who did notice us!

or....

On a bus.

deco

Well, a friend of mine once had sex in a tree.....

And yes that hurt like almighty hell....

Borzoi

In the 1st Class carraige of a train - and we didn't even have the decency to have 1st class tickets!

Mercury_Tilt

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Pepe LeFrits

Originally posted by tactical anni
the back of the stillorgan leisureplex!

i'm never gonna look at that place the same again

it.. wasn't against the railings was it? like where people lock their bikes?

cujimmy

Swimming pool in Portugal

Gordon

some parks

darthmise

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Under a Portal Dolmen on christams day 2001. Twas snowing and twas beautiful.

I think we have a winner.....



Anyone a member of the Mile High Club as a matter of intrest?

Gordon

Oh, I forgot - A Greek Ferry from Athens to Ios.

Does that make me a member of the Love on an ocean wave club?

Rabies

at a friends house outside on the garden table. his parents were still in the house. very lucky we didnt get caught.

darthmise

I'll tell you where's a sh1te place to do it, is on the beach.... oh yeah sure it may be all Mills and Boonsy an' stuff with the waves but what those books don't tell you is that sand goes places you would go yourself.

What they tell you is: " Veronica wrestled his manhood from its cage as the waves washed over them both"

What they don't tell you is: " After they spent themselves, Veronica couldn't stop laughing as Chad waddled up the beach with a nasty dose of Crotch Rash"

Mercury_Tilt

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BEAT

well, dont have a wierd one yet...but thinking about the rooftop of my aunt's apartment building while I am staying there since she is on vacatoin in hawaii...could I be so bold...:p

Cake Fiend

Haven't had full-blown sex anywhere strange, but I got up to plenty of mischief under the back seating area at the Point Depot during a concert.

Caesar_Bojangle

in my best friends parents bed with his sister, he still doesnt know hahahahaha

Woohoo whos your daddy?

seamus

2am. In my car. In my driveway.

6pm. Car. UCD carpark

Keno2

In the car on level 4 of the virgin car park on parnell street. Space number 468...don't park there, thats my spot

Asuka

Originally posted by darthmise
I'll tell you where's a sh1te place to do it, is on the beach.... oh yeah sure it may be all Mills and Boonsy an' stuff with the waves but what those books don't tell you is that sand goes places you would go yourself.

What has Mills got to do with it?

A

cujimmy

I've had a w4nk on a plane.

Thats not the mile high club it's the mile solo club

phoenix2181

under a four poster bed while another couple were doin it in the bed....very noisey indeed

Qualm

The back of the Classic cinema in Harolds Cross while the Rocky Horror Picture Show was playing. The lines "..its just the pelvic thruuust, that really drives u insay-ay-ay-ay-aane.." in the song The Time Warp have never rung so true since. *shudder*

Also in another unmentionable place, because if i say it, i may get in trouble with certain authorities..... *ahem*

In a friends' friends back garden, while their parents were in the house, then we decided to move it upstairs into the little brothers bedroom, we finished *just* in time to have the brother walk in...

I r a gud gurl, i swears it...

Caesar_Bojangle

Originally posted by Stokolan
heheheh

on the big walk round bray head...
up in the heather and thissles...

ohh joy.

Loads of people do it there, i have had many a tranquil excursion ruined and my eyes scarred that i washed them out with sea water to rid my mind of the sick sexual disturbances i encountered up there. From two 60 years olds doing it to two lads moaning and groaning behind the bushes all before 6 in the evening. Dont get me started on what happens beyond that.

If there was some way of tempting Mildred Fox or sexy beast Liz Mcmanus to join me on a stroll up bray head.
Whos ya daddy Liz?

neuro-praxis

Heh...the bullsh|t half of these would be amusing if they were actually true...

Mercury_Tilt

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mayhem#

/me remembers a long time ago getting jiggy with this girl in some bushes close to the fencing of a NATO army base in Holland. This was during the time that there was a spate of IRA attacks on the continent. Nearly got myself arrested by four American MP's who roared up in a jeep, jumped out with weapons at the ready and insisted on me explaining what I was up to. Thought that it was quite clear judging from me trousers being around my ankles and the presence of a naked female......

Thanx 4 The Fish

Originally posted by Stokolan
heheheh

on the big walk round bray head...
up in the heather and thissles...

ohh joy.

Danced the horizontal mambo with a young lady in a bunker up on the golf course on Bray Head. Real cheap date back in those days, bottle of Scrumpy or two and something for her if you are a gentleman First to Dawsons or the Star and then up the hill where ya generally found alot of yer mates had the same idea as ya.

darthmise

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
Heh...the bullsh|t half of these would be amusing if they were actually true...

Why would you say that now?

Aren't you going to contribute one of your own?

Shinji

Don't be silly, good christian girls don't have sex before marriage. Or much of it after marriage, either, come to think of it. And certainly not in strange places!


(I'm somewhat distressed at the fact that nine of you have apparently done the wild thing in my house. Why wasn't I invited to join in? )

Rabies

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
Heh...the bullsh|t half of these would be amusing if they were actually true...

most of these are probably true.

what is regarded as weird place to have sex for you? maybe in your own bed :rolleyes: wow, think of the possiblities.

the risk of getting caught in a place you shouldnt be is great

thegills

This didn't happen to me but a mate. I believed him.
He was coming home on the Nighlink, no. 51. Sitting down the back of a half-full bus a girl sat beside him, probably half pissed. One thing led to another and she stradled him. But she asked him if he had protection. Not one to miss an opportunity he reached down and picked up an empty packet af Tayto Salt-n-Vinegar. The rest they say is history!

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by thegills
This didn't happen to me but a mate. I believed him.
He was coming home on the Nighlink, no. 51. Sitting down the back of a half-full bus a girl sat beside him, probably half pissed. One thing led to another and she stradled him. But she asked him if he had protection. Not one to miss an opportunity he reached down and picked up an empty packet af Tayto Salt-n-Vinegar. The rest they say is history!

All the others I don't believe, but this one I do.... really, I really really do.
Fantastic imaginations.

This is true though, when I was living in London, dropping my folks to Heuston station, we were on our way into the carpark, but in the out lane, there was a couple in the middle of the road.... deadly.

Stokolan

there was an above post by me on this thread i didnt post it.... left my self logged in , in the local net cafe.... (if i find who posted it there dead)

there's only 2 weird places i can think of....

• on the 11th hole of st otterens pitch and putt coarse in waterford

or

• on a surf board in some girls back garden shed

You choose

Mercury_Tilt

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neuro-praxis

Goodie! Some folks have started flaming defensively! (Shinj I thought you knew better...oh wait, that's untrue.) Ho! There's a jolly surprise.

My exploits are securely and comfortably my own and therefore private. It's also notable that when one writes on a public bulletin board about their sex life they are revealing not only their own activities but their partner's...and I have more consideration for mine than to do that. You all however are obviously free to do as you please too.

It isn't like this place is anonymous, seeing as most people have met at one stage or another. Why the pressing urge to divulge, eh?

Proving something perhaps?

And Shinj, it must be noted that I feel I owe you an apology. Firstly, I am so sorry for living my life in the way in which I choose. I am so terribly sorry for choosing a path that's so very uncool, and most of all I'm sorry for not spending every night in IRC joking about raping young boys. I apologise from the cockles of my colon. I am so sorry for actually living as best I can in as faithful a manner as I can manage. I am sorry that I can't adopt your "Live and let live unless it conflicts with my half-assed atheistic secular notions" attitude. I will work hard on that. I will also try to play up to the crowd of kids that look up to me on boards.ie as much as possible by making cutting remarks (as you can see, I have already begun).

And last but not least, I am so sorry Shinji that you have had to go through the awful and harrowing experience of being a Christian woman, then getting married, and living a fruitless and frigid life. However did you cope?? You are my new role model.

I am now off to change into my Laura Ashley dress with white knee socks and black patent shoes. I will then locate my boyfriend and perhaps hold his hand (if he's lucky). After that, we might have a cup of tea (of course chaperoned by our mothers). Then, it's off to the cinema to see "Spirit" - the new animated children's inoffensive movie. When we get home we'll invite two friends over (of course again chaperoned!) ("friends" is stretching it a bit [who'd be friends with a frigid Jesus freak?] - let's say "well-wishers" instead perhaps) and we'll have buns and sing hymns until 9pm and then it's off to bed (alone) for me, where I'll read my bible for a treat for half an hour. Then, happy and shattered, I'll drift off to sleep in a halo of innocent golden light, barely able to sleep because of my excitement at the prospect of going to church the next morning.

I reckon my ranting ration has been expired for the next six months. :mad:

Shinji

My word, what a bleat. Whatever happened to turning the other cheek, eh!

Nice to see that it's so easy to get thoroughly under your skin, though. I guess the sanctimonious holier-than-thou act only goes so far, huh?

po0k

*rise*

cujimmy

Govan shipyard social club were having a mr & mrs quiz. On come this old couple. Where's the weirdest place you had sex ask the quiz master. Under the stairs says our man, out comes the wife and she gets asked the same question. Oh i dont know, says she . Its all right hen, shouts the husband, I told him all ready ok says the old doll up the arse

azezil

Back seat of a bus come back from a mystery tour ... college/ragweek/alcohol to be expected

Ballyrafton Woods, near Jenkinstown woods Kilkenny

TacT

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
Heh...the bullsh|t half of these would be amusing if they were actually true...

Don't assume everyone is as refined and imo boring as yourself to make such a silly statement.

I believe most of them apart from maybe the tayto crisps jonny on the bus c'mon

Qualm, what were you doing in the copshop in the first place

1. It wasn't my partner
2. I have no partner
3. Yes I feel the need to express my macho manlyness :rolleyes: by telling everyone about places I had sex....
4. We're not all attached to someone and do have consenting sex between adults from time to time to "test the water" or possibly just for fun but as you said that's our business we'll live our lives the way we want to.
5. Good god I need a pint and a ciggy after all that
6. We already know we're not anonymous.....

Shinji, do you live in the loveshack?

Defenistrator

Not one to miss an opportunity he reached down and picked up an empty packet af Tayto Salt-n-Vinegar.

I hope to god he turned the packet inside out, so he could give her the full pleasure of the salt and vinegar simulans.......

salt & vinegar on yer nob....i'ts enough to make yer eyes water!

Thanx 4 The Fish

I have posted a couple of times on this thread, it's not a pissing contest, just something to talk about. I have had sex in numerous places with my current girlfriend, some of them stranger than those I have posted, I wouldn't post those, but if I did I know that she wouldn't get all "Pins and Needly" about it.

Those I have posted are from another time in my life and I am not embarassed or even mildly ashamed of it. In fact I am glad to have experienced some different things. Maybe when some of the more

refined and imo boring

peeps here get out and get some perspective, we can have an adult conversation on this without all of the personal attacks.

WhiteWashMan

up the arse?