sex in the next room, keeping me awake

Ghost Train · 17-02-2007 12:55AM

connundrum wrote:

If you're reading this
Jennifer
then please note that I will employ many of the above mentioned diversion tactics. I will.

seriously well done, very nice use of the spoiler tags :cool:

cournioni · 17-02-2007 01:34AM

swingking wrote:

I am writing this message because I can't sleep why? because my brother is having sex with his girlfriend in the next room

ffs they have been at it for the last hr and a half

do they not realise that people have to sleep

my parents are also in the other room

very disrespectful but what do you do, do you confront him the next day?

You're not jealous...

daithimac · 17-02-2007 01:38AM

in future play the Rockerfeller skank loud.
should be done by the end of the song

Idbatterim · 17-02-2007 02:26AM

I can see the funny side to the issue, I am 22 and my bro is 19, we both have gf's and have our rooms beside each other, but being honest it really isnt on, i would immediately let him know that i wasnt impressed, and he would stop. Dont say anyything to your parents or his girlfriend, it could be awkward for everyone involved especially the girl friend, tell your bro that its not on, i highly doubt it will continue...

chasm · 17-02-2007 02:47AM

A few years ago, i was sharing a house with some friends and their bed was against the dividing wall between my bedroom and theirs, and all you could hear at night was the headboard banging off the wall so one night when they said they were off to bed, i said hang on a minute, walked into their room and pulled the bed away from the wall, and walked back out. I can still see their embarrassed faces now-)
now!

connundrum · 17-02-2007 10:54AM

eolhc wrote:

seriously well done, very nice use of the spoiler tags :cool:

and?

Ghost Train · 17-02-2007 11:05AM

connundrum wrote:

and?

you should have posted her surname, using the spoiler tags would have concealed her identity

Plug · 17-02-2007 03:22PM

Did they stop riding yet?:rolleyes:

Rb · 17-02-2007 03:25PM

Royale with Cheese wrote:

Stand in his doorway and ****

Yeah that should do it

Lol, brilliant.

Tar.Aldarion · 17-02-2007 03:31PM

Just play loud music and let them at it, like what tman did when I was rocking his sisters headboard.

matrim · 17-02-2007 05:21PM

The same thing happened to me on Wednesday night. My flatmate brought home some guy and here bedroom is just above mine. Normally I can hear alot from her room anyway, so I could hear almost everything when it started. It didn't help that she has the squeekist (sp?) bed.
I just started to listen to music on headphones and could only hear for a second or 2 in between songs.

Once it doesn't happen all the time I don't mind that much. If it was me doing it, I wouldn't care about the noise. Hell, I once kicked a roommate out of his bed so I could have the room for myself and a girl.

Fast_Mover · 17-02-2007 06:41PM

This happens to me every Sunday night with one of the three girls I live with. Her boyfriend drops her back every sunday night and he stays. Both our beds are against the dividing wall between my bedroom and hers. I just put earphones on, music up load and try to get to sleep as fast as I can.

I was in next door drinking with more friends of mine drinking last wednesday..we all bit drunk and we talking about Emily and her boyfriend. Emily had gone back to Cork as she subbing the wed,thur and fri..but she came back down to Limerick the wed nyt..and it wasnt to go out with us..her boyfriend with her. So anyway the girls asking why would ya come back down?!! as it doesnt make sense! Then I was like..well u'd know what they're up to if you could hear them every sunday friggin nyt and then having to get up for a 9 lecture and being in till 5 straight!

We got home that nyt..I was still drunk..so i decided i get my own back for all the sleepless sunday nyts i gottn..we were all in the tv room which is next to Emilys..I just started banging and banging on the walls..was so funny..ud have to have been deaf not to wake up like..they didnt come out tho..i kept banging and banging..i even put a hole in the wall,whoops!!..duno how il explain that to emily as i hvnt seen her yet..:D

Our man in Havana · 17-02-2007 07:22PM

Knock on the door and offer them a cup of tea. Ask them if they are thirsty after all that exertion.

Rb · 17-02-2007 07:28PM

OP: Whatever you do, don't go blaring *good* music in an attempt to stop them, as someones flatmate found out last night, it'll have quite the opposite effect.

Tbh I'd say just let them at it (and stop being so jealous), just throw on some headphones and read a book or something.

Judt · 17-02-2007 07:31PM

Mores be to the point, if he's old enough to be bringing girls home to Mammy's house then he's old enough to get a place of its own. Friggen spoiled youth of today

(Me having just got my replacement hip and all...) I wouldn't have done it for one of two reasons: One, because of the looks I'd get. Nothing would be said, but it'd be that "look" followed by a swift move to get me out of the house.

Or, my old man would swing a punch at me. Of course he's not as young as he used to be (then and now, funnily enough); but he'd still put me on my arse, and the next day I'd have been packing my bags.

Seriously, what's on that people think they have the God Given Right to bring birds home, to the house of their family, and be as quiet or loud as they like? Pretty nice parents...

Terry · 17-02-2007 07:55PM

Fast_Mover, interesting as your story was, I found it very hard to read.
Please refrain from the txt spk. qwerty keyboard and all that.

Rb · 17-02-2007 08:07PM

Terry wrote:

Fast_Mover, interesting as your story was, I found it very hard to read.
Please refrain from the txt spk. qwerty keyboard and all that.

Yeah, a few basic English classes wouldn't go a miss either tbh...

Judt wrote:

if he's old enough to be bringing girls home to Mammy's house then he's old enough to get a place of its own.

Well, its one thing to be bringing girls home, but the fact that hes bringing them home and sleeping with them knowing full well his parents can hear him at it clear as day next door is erm...a bit odd tbh.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 17-02-2007 08:40PM

rb_ie wrote:

OP: Whatever you do, don't go blaring *good* music in an attempt to stop them, as someones flatmate found out last night, it'll have quite the opposite effect.

Barry White!

Or "Scooter - Move your ass"

randylonghorn · 17-02-2007 08:46PM

matrim wrote:

Hell, I once kicked a roommate out of his bed so I could have the room for myself and a girl.

Happens me regularly ... the disadvantage of living in the centre of town. :rolleyes:

Terry · 17-02-2007 08:48PM

[bragging] Ahh, the joys of living alone [/bragging]

i'm so ronery

marco murphy · 17-02-2007 09:57PM

Film it and post it on boards.

professore · 17-02-2007 10:06PM

What's the problem - let them at it.

brianthebard · 17-02-2007 10:29PM

I wish I was having sex

Victor · 18-02-2007 05:40AM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

I think it's hilarious though, I once mentioned to someone about how loud they used to be with partner x... they were surprised, mortified and had absolutely no idea they could be heard... f*ck sake I'm sure people out on the street walking past the house could hear them.

So, walking home at midnight the other day, I could have sworn I heard the neighbours at it. One wouldn't mind, but they were probably on the second floor, the front garden is 10m long and the windows seemed shut. Talk about a moaner ....

Capt'n Midnight · 18-02-2007 02:41PM

Play some loud music with a nice steady rythmn, that they can move to, when the sounds next door are in tune to the beat, that's when you start to slowly speed it up slow.

Anyone know an mp3 player that allows you to speed up the playback ?

Rb · 18-02-2007 02:43PM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Barry White!

Or "Scooter - Move your ass"

Lol.

Try Guns n Roses, first song was "Sweet Child of Mine"...if anything, it set the pace

Ghost Train · 18-02-2007 03:23PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Anyone know an mp3 player that allows you to speed up the playback ?

I think the iriver h320 does with the newer firmware, so should be suited to testing the theory.

Playing some Brendan Grace or maybe Pat Kenny might also act as a turn off

Haven't a Clue · 18-02-2007 03:24PM

eolhc wrote:

I think the h320 does with the newer firmware, so should be suited to testing the theory.

Playing some Brendan Grace or maybe Pat Kenny might also act as a turn off

:eek:

PAT KENNY? A TURN OFF?

Well, I never...

Rb · 18-02-2007 03:26PM

eolhc wrote:

I think the h320 does with the newer firmware, so should be suited to testing the theory.

Playing some Brendan Grace or maybe Pat Kenny might also act as a turn off

Tbh, if you want to turn someone off, just play AIDS/HIV ads over and over and that should do the trick

Haven't a Clue · 18-02-2007 03:33PM

rb_ie wrote:

Tbh, if you want to turn someone off, just play AIDS/HIV ads over and over and that should do the trick

Actually, you could play that AIDS song from Team America. It'd make them think wtf while you sit back laughing at the song.

sex in the next room, keeping me awake

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