sex in the next room, keeping me awake

swingking

I am writing this message because I can't sleep why? because my brother is having sex with his girlfriend in the next room

ffs they have been at it for the last hr and a half

do they not realise that people have to sleep

my parents are also in the other room

very disrespectful but what do you do, do you confront him the next day?

aidan_walsh

One bucket of cold water to the rescue.

Royale with Cheese

Stand in his doorway and ****


Yeah that should do it

Ruu_Old

Ask him if you can have a go next time.

simu

Play loud, off-putting music.

chopster

swingking wrote:

very disrespectful but what do you do, do you confront him the next day?

Yeah , ask him where he got his viagra from

aidan_dunne

Ah, you're just jealous!

Why don't you knock on his door and shout in, "Hey bro, sound's like you're having fun, mind if I join in? Ask her if she's up for a brotherly sandwich!"

Reminds me of that old Billy Connolly gag where he talks about being in a hotel room in Perth, Australia after a gig and the couple in the next room started going at it. He's still jetlagged, wrecked after the gig and everything and just wants to get some sleep. The headboard next door starts banging against the wall and, after a while, she starts screaming, "Yes. Ohhhh yes! Yes! Yes! YESSSSS! YESSSS!" So Billy starts banging on the wall with his fist and shouts in at the guy shagging her, "For fúck's sake, stop asking her the fúcking question!" Classic!

miju

Royale with Cheese wrote:

Stand in his doorway and ****

Yeah that should do it

LMFAO

Rabies

Royale with Cheese wrote:

Stand in his doorway and ****


Yeah that should do it

Then scream Bulls Eye if you can hit his girlfriend from the doorway

Terry

A/s/l?

nupplenits

lean against the door jam > eat jaffa cakes > laugh > sleep.



jaffa cakes always do the trick. yeah

Package

every now and then, stick your head in and say loudly,,, "is it my turn yet"

Terry

Hehe. Nipplenuts.

Black Swan

Turn up your boom box to max and play the wedding march.

daithimac

Scream encouragement into the room. slogans such as go on bro you can do it, make that baby. or man she's nearly as much of a goer as your last girlfriend.

other than that I'd say have a very loud ****. your folks probably are:eek:

Hagar

swingking wrote:

because my brother is having sex with his girlfriend in the next room...my parents are also in the other room

I hope that's two different rooms.:D

DublinWriter

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Turn up your boom box to max and play the wedding march.

...or "You're having my baby"

DarkJager

I had the same problem before, housemate would be banging away until all hours upstairs. I found the perfect solution:

Buy Dr Dre's "2001". Theres a track on it called "Pause 4 Porno" that if played loudly enough, will guarantee you cold stares through tired eyes the next morning!!

POLO9N

GRAB SOME church music , say the prayer stuff..should worth a try

funk-you

Find a home movie with your granny talking in it and play it really loud repeatedly.

-Funk

layke

What kind of a Bro would do that?

Sharing is caring you know.

Dave!

Ask him for a shot of his burrd

POLO9N

Play Baby Crying Sound Should Be Even Better

Overheal

Record the whole thing and replay it at an opportune time

Caliden

scream "will you shut the **** up, im trying to sleep!!!"
I don't see whats so hard (lolz) about doing that

The_Minister

LOL at Royale with Cheese.


Shout really loudly, "I hope your not taping this one too".

Hail 2 Da Chimp

swingking wrote:

Iffs they have been at it for the last hr and a half

Thats quite the accomplishment in its self!

Thomas_S_Hunterson

swingking wrote:

very disrespectful but what do you do, do you confront him the next day?

Jealous much?;)

HashSlinging

simu wrote:

Play loud, off-putting music.

yup that works, "do you have to let it linger" by cranberries is number 1.

DonkeyStyle \o/

If she's a moaner, mimic her loudly while jumping up and down on your bed.

do you confront him the next day?

I don't like the word 'confront' here, it sounds a bit hostile... I'd probably let it slide unless it's an ongoing problem.

I think it's hilarious though, I once mentioned to someone about how loud they used to be with partner x... they were surprised, mortified and had absolutely no idea they could be heard... f*ck sake I'm sure people out on the street walking past the house could hear them.
So I don't think it's all disrespect, probably just lost in the moment or something.

singingstranger

I'd have played "It's All So Quiet" by Bjork... really really really loudly...

POLO9N

ARE U SURE THEY ARE AT IT..MAYBE THEY ARE JUST PLAYING wii VIDEO GAME?JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY

Plug

Take a dump in the room, then the toxic smells should stop them for sometime(usally enough time to go asleep):)

POL09N wrote:

ARE U SURE THEY ARE AT IT..MAYBE THEY ARE JUST PLAYING wii VIDEO GAME?JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY

LOL:D

greine

Play ping pong against the wall keeping in time with the lovemakers, but when they are finished you should keep hopping that ball for at least 10mins more! I know you still won't get any sleep but at least you can work on your back hand!:D

Plug

*thread dies*
i just thought there hardly still riding???
This thread was made at between 1 and 2 this morning, id there still at it like rabbits tell them they diserve medals;)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm thinking Karaoke rather than Louyd Music. "Hit Me Baby One More Time" sung as badly as you can get away with it.

If the parents are there, are they not put off by it too? If I was banging away in that situation, my mother would have no problem barging in and saying something along the lines of "are you sure you're wearing a condom? Ok? Well keep the ****ing noise down, I'm trying to sleep" and believe me, it would work.

Ghost Train

Hagar wrote:

I hope that's two different rooms.:D

that made me laugh

had the same(perhaps worse) problem before with my sister & some guy, headboard banging in the middle of the night. Only solution was loud music, don't think it made a difference to them and didn't help me sleep, but at least i had something more interesting to listen too

i'm surprised the parents put up with it

Ikky Poo2

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

If the parents are there, are they not put off by it too? If I was banging away in that situation, my mother would have no problem barging in and saying something along the lines of "are you sure you're wearing a condom? Ok? Well keep the ****ing noise down, I'm trying to sleep" and believe me, it would work.

LMFAO

I could just imagine one of my parent's doing that to my brother

Tap on the wall and tell him that he is doing it wrong

POLO9N

how about duplicate the noise they make and play it back on the night the are quiet?.

humanji

POLO9N wrote:

how about duplicate the noise they make and play it back on the night the are quiet?.

Even better, record the sound, and then, the next morning when everyone is around the breakfast table, play it as loud as you can. For added effect, masturbate while doing it!

swingking

Lmao at some of the replies

Anyway

It went on for another 30 mins :eek: and I eventually got some sleep

If it happens again, (I will, believe me) I plan to record my parents, and then play it back to them while they are at it

It will give them the shakes (no pun intended:D)

The main problem is that the wall between me and my brothers room is lilke made of cardboard (not literally), I can hear him when he turns off the light so imagine what I heard last night. I thought the walls were going to break with so much headboard banging.

layke

swingking wrote:

The main problem is that the wall between me and my brothers room is lilke made of cardboard (not literally), I can hear him when he turns off the light so imagine what I heard last night. I thought the walls were going to break with so much headboard banging.

Ah, I see.

Make a glory hole so.

Two words:

SPIT ROAST!

I remember one time I was having some fun and my landlord just kept hovering around my door as in "Oh my god is he going to come in" It stopped our antic's pretty quickly
I do the same on him, One time I put on the simpson's theme tune really loudly by the time it had finished she had finished making so much noise

Yes yes WE KNOW .....the whole road know's your gonna cum, here listen to homer!

Nevyn

I found chanting knock'er up, knock'er up knock'er up at the top of my voice worked when I was house sharing in college.

Hagar

swingking wrote:

If it happens again, (I will, believe me) I plan to record my parents, and then play it back to them while they are at it.

So who makes the most noise then?
Your brother and his mot or your parents?

swingking

Hagar wrote:

So who makes the most noise then?
Your brother and his mot or your parents?

no, no, no! :eek: omg don't put that thought into my head!!!!

I mean my parents talking

brianthebard

swingking wrote:

Lmao at some of the replies

Anyway

It went on for another 30 mins :eek: and I eventually got some sleep

If it happens again, (I will, believe me) I plan to record my parents, and then play it back to them while they are at it

It will give them the shakes (no pun intended:D)

The main problem is that the wall between me and my brothers room is lilke made of cardboard (not literally), I can hear him when he turns off the light so imagine what I heard last night. I thought the walls were going to break with so much headboard banging.

Personally if that was me, I'd just be glad my parents don't have a problem with their progeny having loud rowdy wild sex and vow to bring home as much ass as any man has ever done!

Overheal

Run in: record as much as possible and put it on youtube/bebo/etc

pinkie1

jeez i would deffo say it - how cringeful that the parents are in the next room too- not good