sex in the next room, keeping me awake

swingking · 16-02-2007 02:47AM #1

I am writing this message because I can't sleep why? because my brother is having sex with his girlfriend in the next room

ffs they have been at it for the last hr and a half

do they not realise that people have to sleep

my parents are also in the other room

very disrespectful but what do you do, do you confront him the next day?

aidan_walsh · 16-02-2007 02:48AM

One bucket of cold water to the rescue.

Royale with Cheese · 16-02-2007 02:51AM

Stand in his doorway and ****

Yeah that should do it

Ruu_Old · 16-02-2007 02:52AM

Ask him if you can have a go next time.

simu · 16-02-2007 02:53AM

Play loud, off-putting music.

chopster · 16-02-2007 02:56AM

swingking wrote:

very disrespectful but what do you do, do you confront him the next day?

Yeah , ask him where he got his viagra from

aidan_dunne · 16-02-2007 02:59AM

Ah, you're just jealous!

Why don't you knock on his door and shout in, "Hey bro, sound's like you're having fun, mind if I join in? Ask her if she's up for a brotherly sandwich!"

Reminds me of that old Billy Connolly gag where he talks about being in a hotel room in Perth, Australia after a gig and the couple in the next room started going at it. He's still jetlagged, wrecked after the gig and everything and just wants to get some sleep. The headboard next door starts banging against the wall and, after a while, she starts screaming, "Yes. Ohhhh yes! Yes! Yes! YESSSSS! YESSSS!" So Billy starts banging on the wall with his fist and shouts in at the guy shagging her, "For fúck's sake, stop asking her the fúcking question!" Classic!

miju · 16-02-2007 03:08AM

Royale with Cheese wrote:

Stand in his doorway and ****

Yeah that should do it

LMFAO

Rabies · 16-02-2007 03:28AM

Royale with Cheese wrote:

Stand in his doorway and ****

Yeah that should do it

Then scream Bulls Eye if you can hit his girlfriend from the doorway

Terry · 16-02-2007 03:50AM

A/s/l?

nupplenits · 16-02-2007 05:48AM

lean against the door jam > eat jaffa cakes > laugh > sleep.

jaffa cakes always do the trick. yeah

Package · 16-02-2007 05:52AM

every now and then, stick your head in and say loudly,,, "is it my turn yet"

Terry · 16-02-2007 05:52AM

Hehe. Nipplenuts.

16-02-2007 06:19AM

Turn up your boom box to max and play the wedding march.

daithimac · 16-02-2007 06:29AM

Scream encouragement into the room. slogans such as go on bro you can do it, make that baby. or man she's nearly as much of a goer as your last girlfriend.

other than that I'd say have a very loud ****. your folks probably are:eek:

Hagar · 16-02-2007 07:49AM

swingking wrote:

because my brother is having sex with his girlfriend in the next room...my parents are also in the other room

I hope that's two different rooms.:D

DublinWriter · 16-02-2007 09:15AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Turn up your boom box to max and play the wedding march.

...or "You're having my baby"

DarkJager · 16-02-2007 09:28AM

I had the same problem before, housemate would be banging away until all hours upstairs. I found the perfect solution:

Buy Dr Dre's "2001". Theres a track on it called "Pause 4 Porno" that if played loudly enough, will guarantee you cold stares through tired eyes the next morning!!

POLO9N · 16-02-2007 10:38AM

GRAB SOME church music , say the prayer stuff..should worth a try

funk-you · 16-02-2007 10:46AM

Find a home movie with your granny talking in it and play it really loud repeatedly.

-Funk

layke · 16-02-2007 10:59AM

What kind of a Bro would do that?

Sharing is caring you know.

Dave! · 16-02-2007 11:06AM

Ask him for a shot of his burrd

POLO9N · 16-02-2007 11:08AM

Play Baby Crying Sound Should Be Even Better

Overheal · 16-02-2007 11:17AM

Record the whole thing and replay it at an opportune time

Caliden · 16-02-2007 11:34AM

scream "will you shut the **** up, im trying to sleep!!!"
I don't see whats so hard (lolz) about doing that

The_Minister · 16-02-2007 11:39AM

LOL at Royale with Cheese.

Shout really loudly, "I hope your not taping this one too".

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 16-02-2007 11:41AM

swingking wrote:

Iffs they have been at it for the last hr and a half

Thats quite the accomplishment in its self!

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 16-02-2007 11:41AM

swingking wrote:

very disrespectful but what do you do, do you confront him the next day?

Jealous much?;)

HashSlinging · 16-02-2007 11:59AM

simu wrote:

Play loud, off-putting music.

yup that works, "do you have to let it linger" by cranberries is number 1.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 16-02-2007 12:31PM

If she's a moaner, mimic her loudly while jumping up and down on your bed.

do you confront him the next day?

I don't like the word 'confront' here, it sounds a bit hostile... I'd probably let it slide unless it's an ongoing problem.

I think it's hilarious though, I once mentioned to someone about how loud they used to be with partner x... they were surprised, mortified and had absolutely no idea they could be heard... f*ck sake I'm sure people out on the street walking past the house could hear them.
So I don't think it's all disrespect, probably just lost in the moment or something.

singingstranger · 16-02-2007 12:34PM

I'd have played "It's All So Quiet" by Bjork... really really really loudly...

sex in the next room, keeping me awake

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