Imbarrassing Teenage Moment

eiretamicha · 17-01-2007 09:51PM

Smellyirishman wrote:

Here I was, expecting two pages of fun filled youthful stories about fooling around, getting drunk and lying.

What I found was a pedantic grammar war. Internet, you disappoint me.

Ok, Smellyirishman, what exactly is the "I" in the word "Irish" in your signature picture? Because I'm not sure you want to know what I think it is.

OH WAIT! IT'S A BULLET!!! LOL! Don't mind me!

*whistles*

pepper · 17-01-2007 09:56PM

I Was 14 And Was Leaning Over A Wall Chattn2 A Guy I Liked. After Bout 2 Mins I Said "its Gotten Chilly"

He Looked Over The Wall And Burst Out Laughing- His Mates Has Pulled Down My Pants Revealing My Lovely Flowery Knicks

Shame!!

Terry · 17-01-2007 10:02PM

i have a friend who had a penchant for taking his cock out and waving it around. one night he was doing this and his neighbour walked around the corner and caught him. he took more care after that.

Smellyirishman · 17-01-2007 10:09PM

eiretamicha wrote:

OH WAIT! IT'S A BULLET!!! LOL! Don't mind me! *whistles*

pepper wrote:

His Mates Has Pulled Down My Pants Revealing My Lovely Flowery Knicks

And that had gone unnoticed for 2 minutes? You must be really easy!

But seriously, I lol'd.

randylonghorn · 17-01-2007 10:09PM

Stekelly wrote:

As for the story? It really did'nt need telling.

Yerra, why not? Probably brought back memories, to a few of us, including me!

Don't think I was that embarrassed at the time, but I do remember a similar incident, except that it was her navy school skirt that got the brunt of it ... she was NOT amused!

Cheeky whippersnapper that I was, my response was "Why are you complaining to me? ... sure you were holding the hose!"

Result? ... slap across face, and no more helping hands for me!

I learned to keep my mouth shut!

Rb · 17-01-2007 10:15PM

Smellyirishman wrote:

And that had gone unnoticed for 2 minutes? You must be really easy!

Lol, was about to say. Must have been used to having her pants pulled down if they managed to drop them on her so easily

Good story though Pepper.

pepper · 17-01-2007 10:21PM

Smellyirishman wrote:

And that had gone unnoticed for 2 minutes? You must be really easy!

v funny

it was 1 of those tracksuit pants n d string2 tighten it was gone - it was hanging off me

Shakka · 17-01-2007 10:22PM

This happened to a friend of mine...honestly.

He was on his way home from the West End in London on the top deck of a double decker red bus and had some sudden stomach pains followed by an uncontrollable urge to have a ****e. You know the feeling - if he moved it would have happened. Guess what he did....he tucked his trousers into his socks and did a massive **** which was less than solid. He then proceeded to continue his bus ride home and then walk then 10 minutes from the bus stop home.

I can only imagine the smell and the squelchy sounds as he walked like John Wayne.

What I can never understand to this day is why he told anyone as even now, 20 years later we still slag him off for it.

It's amazing what you do when you are stupid and 18 years old !

Terry · 17-01-2007 10:27PM

pepper wrote:

v funny

it was 1 of those tracksuit pants n d string2 tighten it was gone - it was hanging off me

please go here if you want to use txt spk. thx*

*the audience is listening.

pepper · 17-01-2007 10:31PM

julep wrote:

please go here if you want to use txt spk. thx*

*the audience is listening.

im on it already:D

The_B_Man · 17-01-2007 10:46PM

hehe we've experienced spelling corrections, txt spk corrections, bebo, sex, nudity, shoite, and murder* on this thread. busy day!

*may not be true.

Car Mad · 18-01-2007 12:22AM

dr.bollocko wrote:

Paparazzi once snapped me on my way out for a night, not wearing any underwear, less than 3 months after beginning procedings to end my wedding to Kevin Federline.

Feck off britney your not wanted here:mad:
Oh this one time I got really pissed wait im not telling ye:p

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 18-01-2007 01:37AM

julep wrote:

i have a friend who had a penchant for taking his cock out and waving it around. one night he was doing this and his neighbour walked around the corner and caught him. he took more care after that.

julep wrote:

Then there was the time a fell asleep and my friend put his cock in my mouth and took a picture.

A Story is beginning to hatch here...

poobum · 18-01-2007 02:19AM

Shakka wrote:

This happened to a friend of mine...honestly.

He was on his way home from the West End in London on the top deck of a double decker red bus and had some sudden stomach pains followed by an uncontrollable urge to have a ****e. You know the feeling - if he moved it would have happened. Guess what he did....he tucked his trousers into his socks and did a massive **** which was less than solid. He then proceeded to continue his bus ride home and then walk then 10 minutes from the bus stop home.

I can only imagine the smell and the squelchy sounds as he walked like John Wayne.

What I can never understand to this day is why he told anyone as even now, 20 years later we still slag him off for it.

It's amazing what you do when you are stupid and 18 years old !

thats brilliant...imagine sitting beside that guy on the bus...

Victor · 18-01-2007 07:33AM

poobum wrote:

drunk naked dancing at bondi...

Sydney or Stillorgan?

poobum · 19-01-2007 05:52AM

Victor wrote:

Sydney or Stillorgan?

stillorgan! never got kicked out! was at a pyjama party! didnt realise this when i got there and most ppl were in bath robes! a significant amount of drinks later i thought...sure i dnt sleep in slothes i sleep in boxers,,,so i strippe down! but then after i did, load of other guys copied me! o i thought it wu be great to go one step furthuer....then theres a big memory gap...then i remember sum random girl comeing up to me handing me all my clothes....:P nvr got kicked out!

TerrorFirmer · 19-01-2007 10:39AM

Shakka wrote:

This happened to a friend of mine...honestly.

He was on his way home from the West End in London on the top deck of a double decker red bus and had some sudden stomach pains followed by an uncontrollable urge to have a ****e. You know the feeling - if he moved it would have happened. Guess what he did....he tucked his trousers into his socks and did a massive **** which was less than solid. He then proceeded to continue his bus ride home and then walk then 10 minutes from the bus stop home.

Once on Shop Street in Galway, an elderly man was standing outside a newsagents on the corner of Eyre Square, basically, a relatively busy spot. He starts leaning forward, straining, and starts to become very red in the face, so I'm almost thinking he's having a heart attack and kinda stop to look at him, as does my mother.

He then straightens up, shakes out his leg vigourously until lumps of **** start falling out onto the footpath. He stares at them for about 10 seconds, gives one more shake, and shuffles off. At this stage, there was a massive crowd staring. It was one of the foulest things I've ever seen.

jester77 · 19-01-2007 11:27AM

Very similar experience in Galway. Came out of my apt and there was a guy standing in the alleyway all red-faced and looked in a lot of pain. Asked him if he was ok and he nodded. I then went to that same newsagents for a pint of milk, was only gone about 30 seconds but on the way back there was a dirty log of **** sliding down the wall of the alley outside my apt :mad:

Don1 · 19-01-2007 02:48PM

Well that would have to be being me as a teenager for 7 years. :rolleyes:

Miguel_Sanchez · 19-01-2007 05:52PM

Yeah. How long are we defining as a moment here cause I've got seven long years of embarrassment to tell of.

GrumPy · 19-01-2007 08:00PM

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

Yeah. How long are we defining as a moment here cause I've got seven long years of embarrassment to tell of.

Yeah, me too.

I could compile a list in order of most recent, but I dont think boards has enough bandwith/storage to hold it all

qz · 20-01-2007 12:32AM

Went to kiss a girl and she thought I was going to hit her.
Doesn't sound so bad now, but I wanted to die so badly that day.

Pyr0 · 20-01-2007 02:31AM

Did you move in fist first or something ?

Karmafaerie · 20-01-2007 02:42AM

rb_ie wrote:

Communist, eh? Didn't know The Communist Party of Ireland was that active down in Limerick tbh

There's a lot you don't seem to know about Limerick.;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_Soviet

Wompa1 · 20-01-2007 06:45PM

Once my mammy cought me masterbating to a picture of elton john

randylonghorn · 20-01-2007 10:53PM

Wompa1 wrote:

Once my mammy cought me masterbating to a picture of elton john

Yep ... triple score, all right!

killbillvol2 · 20-01-2007 11:18PM

Wompa1 wrote:

Once my mammy cought me masterbating to a picture of elton john

I don't think that's going to be beaten!

stepbar · 20-01-2007 11:29PM

I was 12. On a train wearing a tshirt that had a picture of a johnny and the slogan was "but its not raining!". Nieve as I was didnt understand what it was. I got a lot of funny looks that day.......

Fighting Irish · 21-01-2007 11:24PM

bluewolf wrote:

It's "our"...
I'll leave the rest alone.
I don't really have any "imbarrassing" teenage memories - if I do, I've blanked them out

Its the internet

Imbarrassing Teenage Moment

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