Encyclopaedia Dramatica's Ireland

Slutmonkey57b · 13-01-2007 12:54PM #1

The poll is: Is the ED's entry for Ireland accurate?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Ireland
NB: the ED is generally NSFW, though the Ireland entry is merely gratutitously in bad taste instead of pornographic.

Personally, I particularly enjoyed the sections on Art, Literature and Norn Iron.

Mossy Monk · 13-01-2007 01:34PM

is that poll for real

Frighteningly Accurate? where is the option for a load of bollocks

cornbb · 13-01-2007 01:37PM

Its a bit glass-half-empty alright but if it wasn't then it wouldn't be so funny.

gandalf · 13-01-2007 01:40PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Absolutely brilliant

Especially loved

In the 1960s, the Irish attempted to take over the United States by being all charming. The plot was foiled by American patriot Lee Harvey Oswald.

Karl Hungus · 13-01-2007 02:10PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Absolute genius really.

oRlyYaRly · 13-01-2007 04:23PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

"Population analysts infer that if immigration continues at it's present rate, by 2010, the average Irish person will be 23% more intelligent, good-looking, hard-working, and sober than they are today."

Rb · 13-01-2007 04:29PM

Mossy Monk wrote:

is that poll for real

Frighteningly Accurate? where is the option for a load of bollocks

Load of bollocks is right.

the Shades · 13-01-2007 04:47PM

That's so unlike Ireland, bordering on racism and stereotyping and grossly inaccurate that I'm guessing it was written by one of the writers of Fair City.

InFront · 13-01-2007 04:52PM

Complete rubbish, don't like either of the poll options either tbh

Gurgle · 13-01-2007 04:59PM

lol, funniest thing i've seen in months

Encyclopedia Dramatica added to bookmarks, thank you OP

Rb · 13-01-2007 05:22PM

The site as a whole isn't too bad, an awful lot of porn on it though but theres some funny stuff in between all of that.

Sparky · 13-01-2007 06:07PM

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ireland

Pigman II · 13-01-2007 08:22PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

I know it's a joke but it is actually quite accurate imho in many areas.

- attitudes to alcohol
- aesthetic benefits of immigrants
- celtic tiger being a myth

Irjudge1 · 13-01-2007 09:43PM

I bet it was some english bastard who wrote that. Sure we're not like that at all.:mad:

Endurance Man · 13-01-2007 10:19PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Ahh that made me smile

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randylonghorn · 13-01-2007 10:29PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Just accurate enough to be side splitting ... definitely locally produced!

Endurance Man · 13-01-2007 10:32PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

randylonghorn wrote:

Just accurate enough to be side splitting ... definitely locally produced!

Ye i was thinking the same thing actually, that was written by an Irish-man for sure.

chamlis · 13-01-2007 10:42PM

Heehee! That was great.

marco murphy · 13-01-2007 11:00PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Some funny ****, anyone know whats up with this site, its just a pisstake of wikipedia?

Irjudge1 · 13-01-2007 11:03PM

I tell yis we're nuttin like that. just listen to our on the ball law enforcement people.

http://www.gingerpixel.com/gardai.mp3

Endurance Man · 13-01-2007 11:07PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Search england

, im gonna be on this site all night.

Recent research by British Scientists has discovered a large amount of a physical phenomenon called "suck" emanating from British Television.

marco murphy · 13-01-2007 11:41PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Search saddam, and look at the gif at bottom

:D:D:D:D not funny

Fraggle Rocks · 14-01-2007 12:08AM

Uncyclopaedia >>>>>>>>>>>>> Encyclopaedia Dramatica

Rabies · 14-01-2007 05:47AM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Classic

One glance at the plethora of grossly overweight (sometimes pregnant) women in the Capital city of Dublin, who insist on wearing belly tops designed for women vastly more attractive than themselves, is evidence enough for this.

Nice find.

14-01-2007 06:11AM

Now this is a story all about how
Saddam got hung turned upside down
Id like to take a minute chill here with me,
Ill tell you how Saddam became the fake prince of WMDs

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN western Iraq born and raised
Killin Kurds was how he spent most of his days
Chillin the palace, relaxin all cool
Raping some virgins outside by the pool
When a couple of Bushes who were up to no good
Started dropping bombs on his neighborhood
He made one little movie and cheney got all scared
And said FIND HIM AND PUT HIM ON TV BEING DRAGGED OUT OF HIS LAIR
He whistled for his trial but when it came near
The judge was UN and obviously a queer
If anything you could say that this man was ****ed
So I thought awe forget it and smoked a fat blunt
I came on irc around six or seven
Heard he was dead raping virgins in Heaven
Looked at my Kingdom, said goodbye to Saddam
To sit on my Throne the Fresh Prince of your mom

Brilliant.lol

zuutroy · 14-01-2007 11:21AM

Didnt even crack a smile reading it. I could write funnier myself. It's rambling and grammatically painful to read.

faceman · 14-01-2007 11:40AM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

That was funny. It even funnier reading the responses saying it was crap. Are we no longer able to laugh at ourselves?

zuutroy · 14-01-2007 11:47AM

I'd be the first to laugh if it was remotely funny. Its just a collection of old stereotypes thats poorly written with some swearing for effect.

Mossy Monk · 14-01-2007 12:12PM

faceman wrote:

That was funny. It even funnier reading the responses saying it was crap. Are we no longer able to laugh at ourselves?

yes we can. but it has to be funny first

faceman · 14-01-2007 12:15PM

Ah sure Ireland isn't like that at all. Are ye havin a pint?

Mossy Monk wrote:

yes we can. but it has to be funny first

is that an oxymoron?

Mossy Monk · 14-01-2007 12:43PM

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Encyclopaedia Dramatica's Ireland

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