My night as Ross O'Carroll Kelly

13-01-2007 03:54AM #1

Basically I have been reading the Ross O Carroll Kelly books.Decided that Wednesday night that I would go out inspired by ROCK.

I was wearing Ralph chinos,Hilfiger top and Diesel shirt and to finish it off sunglasses.Looking the biz.Head out to "the living room".Quiet enough.Getting the dutch courage to get the act on later on in the night.Drinking pints of Fosters coz I am pretty poor at the moment.At the back of the bar,get chatting to these group of girls.Filling them full of crap about being the captain of the Nuig soccer team(im not).They are all like"Really.You must get lodsa girls"I know I have scored.Kiss her and realise that its the earliest that I have pulled since rag week last year.*Cue about 6 more pints of beer*

Make it to CP's.Have lost the girl.I hit the bar and start doing shots of Sambuca.This is where my memory goes fuzzy.Start talking to this girl as I queue to put my jacket in.Telling her how I went to the institute in Dublin and how daddy had bought me a BMW for completing my Christmas exams and she is all over me as I start on about how it was difficult trying to get the lads motivated for the soccer.Score her.

Then I go mental on the dancefloor bopping away.Absolutely scuttered.At this stage I have started talking to a few charmers who seemed to have no interest in me till I filled the full of bs about being captain and being rich.
Try it on with this girl who had a bf.Basically he starts giving me grief.
Don't really remember this but my words back to him were "Do you know who I am?I am Donal Leech(not real name).Legendary in and out of the sack"

The lads bring me off.Head up to supermacs.Notice a few scobies.Start singing "We are rich and we know we are" which is when one of them pulled a knife on me and I promptly ran home.

Basically I was focking bananas that night.What was surprising was how easily women fell for you if they thought you had money and status.To be honest I would not score a girl every night.So was quite surprised to how girls reacted when you thought you were hot stuff,were overly confident.

Was totally hungover the next day and my wallet was considerably lighter.
So what is the attraction to the Ross O Carroll Kelly type?I must add that I am no Brad Pitt so I doubt it was my looks the women were going for.

kead1987 · 13-01-2007 04:43AM

Since we moved into our new house, i seem to more attention from girls. Could be the fact Im a charmer, could also be the fact thats worth more than 1.5 mill.

Gold-diggers.

pinkdaisy · 13-01-2007 05:12AM

what's the attraction to the ross o' carroll kelly type??
simple. its the arrogance that does it...it's sexy somehow

Red Hand · 13-01-2007 09:31AM

Deleted User wrote:

Basically I have been reading the Ross O Carroll Kelly books.Decided that Wednesday night that I would go out inspired by ROCK.

I was wearing Ralph chinos,Hilfiger top and Diesel shirt and to finish it off sunglasses.Looking the biz.Head out to "the living room".Quiet enough.Getting the dutch courage to get the act on later on in the night.Drinking pints of Fosters coz I am pretty poor at the moment.At the back of the bar,get chatting to these group of girls.Filling them full of crap about being the captain of the Nuig soccer team(im not).They are all like"Really.You must get lodsa girls"I know I have scored.Kiss her and realise that its the earliest that I have pulled since rag week last year.*Cue about 6 more pints of beer*

Make it to CP's.Have lost the girl.I hit the bar and start doing shots of Sambuca.This is where my memory goes fuzzy.Start talking to this girl as I queue to put my jacket in.Telling her how I went to the institute in Dublin and how daddy had bought me a BMW for completing my Christmas exams and she is all over me as I start on about how it was difficult trying to get the lads motivated for the soccer.Score her.

Then I go mental on the dancefloor bopping away.Absolutely scuttered.At this stage I have started talking to a few charmers who seemed to have no interest in me till I filled the full of bs about being captain and being rich.
Try it on with this girl who had a bf.Basically he starts giving me grief.
Don't really remember this but my words back to him were "Do you know who I am?I am Donal Leech(not real name).Legendary in and out of the sack"

The lads bring me off.Head up to supermacs.Notice a few scobies.Start singing "We are rich and we know we are" which is when one of them pulled a knife on me and I promptly ran home.

Basically I was focking bananas that night.What was surprising was how easily women fell for you if they thought you had money and status.To be honest I would not score a girl every night.So was quite surprised to how girls reacted when you thought you were hot stuff,were overly confident.

Was totally hungover the next day and my wallet was considerably lighter.
So what is the attraction to the Ross O Carroll Kelly type?I must add that I am no Brad Pitt so I doubt it was my looks the women were going for.

Did you go the whole hog and put on the D4 accent too?

Rb · 13-01-2007 10:16AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

Did you go the whole hog and put on the D4 accent too?

If so, that must have seemed extremely odd in Carlow of all places...

Maybe thats what attracted them to you Dazzler, they thought you were a rich Dubliner who would sweep them off their feet and take them to places that had shop floors layed with carpet, restaurants with foods from all over the World, cars of many makes and so much more...the place they've only dreamt about...the "big shmoke"

Seth Brundle · 13-01-2007 11:10AM

Who is Ross O'Carroll Kelly?

Rb · 13-01-2007 11:11AM

kbannon wrote:

Who is Ross O'Carroll Kelly?

A fictional character created by Paul Howard, in his Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book series.

Seth Brundle · 13-01-2007 11:17AM

ta

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 11:25AM

rb_ie wrote:

If so, that must have seemed extremely odd in Carlow of all places...

He was in Galway

Rb · 13-01-2007 11:30AM

rugbug86 wrote:

He was in Galway

Stalk much, eh?

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 11:36AM

rb_ie wrote:

Stalk much, eh?

Did ya read the original post?

Rb · 13-01-2007 11:55AM

rugbug86 wrote:

Did ya read the original post?

I did. Nothing in it that says he was in Galway. Unless those locations/clubs are in Galway, and how the hell would I know that?

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 12:12PM

The Living Room/CP's/Supermacs/NUIG Soccer Team gave it away.

And @ OP: Ya do realise that Ross would have brought the girls home, right?

13-01-2007 12:13PM

I think it's the whole "nuig [nui galway] team" that indicated galway...

delta_bravo · 13-01-2007 12:16PM

Its galway. He mentions N.U.I.G. in the OP so I presume it must be Galway

Rb · 13-01-2007 12:40PM

Wtf?Just because he says hes the captain of the NUIG soccer team he automatically is in Galway at the time? I could be in Donegal and I could easily say "I'm the captain of the Trinity College Dublin rugby team" or TCD as most would know it as. You're basing this on the fact he said he was the captain of a soccer team?Wow.

Stop making something out of nothing, I made a little joke at the start and you nitpicked it as usual. F*ck off.

Oh and btw, Diesel shirt, chinos and sunglasses LOL.

Blackjack · 13-01-2007 12:40PM

Deleted User wrote:

So what is the attraction to the Ross O Carroll Kelly type?I must add that I am no Brad Pitt so I doubt it was my looks the women were going for.

kead1987 wrote:

Gold-diggers.

theres your answer.

Blackjack · 13-01-2007 12:43PM

rb_ie wrote:

Wtf?Just because he says hes the captain of the NUIG soccer team he automatically is in Galway at the time? I could be in Donegal and I could easily say "I'm the captain of the Trinity College Dublin rugby team" or TCD as most would know it as. You're basing this on the fact he said he was the captain of a soccer team?Wow.

Stop making something out of nothing, I made a little joke at the start and you nitpicked it as usual. F*ck off.

Oh and btw, Diesel shirt, chinos and sunglasses LOL.

Jeez man. It was obvious to everyone else but you that it was in Galway. Calm down.

gary the great · 13-01-2007 12:45PM

Haha legend!

Me and my mates do try it on for a few mins every now and again for the laf, but we usually forget we were doing it after a while.

grimloch · 13-01-2007 12:47PM

Blackjack wrote:

Jeez man. It was obvious to everyone else but you that it was in Galway. Calm down.

For the record, I had no idea where he was up until post #9.

I'm requesting pictures of this aswell.

skywalker · 13-01-2007 12:53PM

Deleted User wrote:

The lads bring me off.

I always suspected Ross.:D

Blackjack · 13-01-2007 12:53PM

grimloch wrote:

For the record, I had no idea where he was up until post #9.

so you didnt' spot the Livingroom/NUIG/Supermacs thing either.

grimloch · 13-01-2007 12:56PM

Blackjack wrote:

so you didnt' spot the Livingroom/NUIG/Supermacs thing either.

Does Supermacs only exist in Galway then?

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 01:01PM

grimloch wrote:

Does Supermacs only exist in Galway then?

no, but NUIG only exists in Galway

Blackjack · 13-01-2007 01:02PM

rugbug86 wrote:

no, but NUIG only exists in Galway

got there before me. The Livingroom is a well known boozer in Galway as well.

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 01:05PM

and CP's - you may forget what happens in there, but you never forget the place!

grimloch · 13-01-2007 01:08PM

rugbug86 wrote:

no, but NUIG only exists in Galway

That was already tackled. And so what if the Living Room is a well known place in Galway, that means feck all to me.

Anyway, this is a fairly silly thing to be arguing about.

Boston · 13-01-2007 01:20PM

Blackjack wrote:

Jeez man. It was obvious to everyone else but you that it was in Galway. Calm down.

No it wasn't. You could be from anywhere and go to NUIG. I know afew dubs that go there. And the clubs, like, who the fuk would know that outside galway. rugbug86 should be banned.

Mossy Monk · 13-01-2007 01:31PM

ditto. wouldnt have had a clue it was Galway myself

Red Hand · 13-01-2007 01:36PM

That dogone Galway is getting in the way! I'll ban anyone who mentions it again!:)

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 01:40PM

Boston wrote:

No it wasn't. You could be from anywhere and go to NUIG. I know afew dubs that go there. And the clubs, like, who the fuk would know that outside galway. rugbug86 should be banned.

why should i be banned?

and i'm not from galway and i know the clubs

My night as Ross O'Carroll Kelly

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