My night as Ross O'Carroll Kelly

13-01-2007 2:54am #1

Basically I have been reading the Ross O Carroll Kelly books.Decided that Wednesday night that I would go out inspired by ROCK.

I was wearing Ralph chinos,Hilfiger top and Diesel shirt and to finish it off sunglasses.Looking the biz.Head out to "the living room".Quiet enough.Getting the dutch courage to get the act on later on in the night.Drinking pints of Fosters coz I am pretty poor at the moment.At the back of the bar,get chatting to these group of girls.Filling them full of crap about being the captain of the Nuig soccer team(im not).They are all like"Really.You must get lodsa girls"I know I have scored.Kiss her and realise that its the earliest that I have pulled since rag week last year.*Cue about 6 more pints of beer*

Make it to CP's.Have lost the girl.I hit the bar and start doing shots of Sambuca.This is where my memory goes fuzzy.Start talking to this girl as I queue to put my jacket in.Telling her how I went to the institute in Dublin and how daddy had bought me a BMW for completing my Christmas exams and she is all over me as I start on about how it was difficult trying to get the lads motivated for the soccer.Score her.

Then I go mental on the dancefloor bopping away.Absolutely scuttered.At this stage I have started talking to a few charmers who seemed to have no interest in me till I filled the full of bs about being captain and being rich.
Try it on with this girl who had a bf.Basically he starts giving me grief.
Don't really remember this but my words back to him were "Do you know who I am?I am Donal Leech(not real name).Legendary in and out of the sack"

The lads bring me off.Head up to supermacs.Notice a few scobies.Start singing "We are rich and we know we are" which is when one of them pulled a knife on me and I promptly ran home.

Basically I was focking bananas that night.What was surprising was how easily women fell for you if they thought you had money and status.To be honest I would not score a girl every night.So was quite surprised to how girls reacted when you thought you were hot stuff,were overly confident.

Was totally hungover the next day and my wallet was considerably lighter.
So what is the attraction to the Ross O Carroll Kelly type?I must add that I am no Brad Pitt so I doubt it was my looks the women were going for.

kead1987 · 13-01-2007 3:43am

Since we moved into our new house, i seem to more attention from girls. Could be the fact Im a charmer, could also be the fact thats worth more than 1.5 mill.

Gold-diggers.

pinkdaisy · 13-01-2007 4:12am

what's the attraction to the ross o' carroll kelly type??
simple. its the arrogance that does it...it's sexy somehow

Red Hand · 13-01-2007 8:31am

Deleted User wrote:

Basically I have been reading the Ross O Carroll Kelly books.Decided that Wednesday night that I would go out inspired by ROCK.

I was wearing Ralph chinos,Hilfiger top and Diesel shirt and to finish it off sunglasses.Looking the biz.Head out to "the living room".Quiet enough.Getting the dutch courage to get the act on later on in the night.Drinking pints of Fosters coz I am pretty poor at the moment.At the back of the bar,get chatting to these group of girls.Filling them full of crap about being the captain of the Nuig soccer team(im not).They are all like"Really.You must get lodsa girls"I know I have scored.Kiss her and realise that its the earliest that I have pulled since rag week last year.*Cue about 6 more pints of beer*

Make it to CP's.Have lost the girl.I hit the bar and start doing shots of Sambuca.This is where my memory goes fuzzy.Start talking to this girl as I queue to put my jacket in.Telling her how I went to the institute in Dublin and how daddy had bought me a BMW for completing my Christmas exams and she is all over me as I start on about how it was difficult trying to get the lads motivated for the soccer.Score her.

Then I go mental on the dancefloor bopping away.Absolutely scuttered.At this stage I have started talking to a few charmers who seemed to have no interest in me till I filled the full of bs about being captain and being rich.
Try it on with this girl who had a bf.Basically he starts giving me grief.
Don't really remember this but my words back to him were "Do you know who I am?I am Donal Leech(not real name).Legendary in and out of the sack"

The lads bring me off.Head up to supermacs.Notice a few scobies.Start singing "We are rich and we know we are" which is when one of them pulled a knife on me and I promptly ran home.

Basically I was focking bananas that night.What was surprising was how easily women fell for you if they thought you had money and status.To be honest I would not score a girl every night.So was quite surprised to how girls reacted when you thought you were hot stuff,were overly confident.

Was totally hungover the next day and my wallet was considerably lighter.
So what is the attraction to the Ross O Carroll Kelly type?I must add that I am no Brad Pitt so I doubt it was my looks the women were going for.

Did you go the whole hog and put on the D4 accent too?

Rb · 13-01-2007 9:16am

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

Did you go the whole hog and put on the D4 accent too?

If so, that must have seemed extremely odd in Carlow of all places...

Maybe thats what attracted them to you Dazzler, they thought you were a rich Dubliner who would sweep them off their feet and take them to places that had shop floors layed with carpet, restaurants with foods from all over the World, cars of many makes and so much more...the place they've only dreamt about...the "big shmoke"

Seth Brundle · 13-01-2007 10:10am

Who is Ross O'Carroll Kelly?

Rb · 13-01-2007 10:11am

kbannon wrote:

Who is Ross O'Carroll Kelly?

A fictional character created by Paul Howard, in his Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book series.

Seth Brundle · 13-01-2007 10:17am

ta

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 10:25am

rb_ie wrote:

If so, that must have seemed extremely odd in Carlow of all places...

He was in Galway

Rb · 13-01-2007 10:30am

rugbug86 wrote:

He was in Galway

Stalk much, eh?

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 10:36am

rb_ie wrote:

Stalk much, eh?

Did ya read the original post?

Rb · 13-01-2007 10:55am

rugbug86 wrote:

Did ya read the original post?

I did. Nothing in it that says he was in Galway. Unless those locations/clubs are in Galway, and how the hell would I know that?

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 11:12am

The Living Room/CP's/Supermacs/NUIG Soccer Team gave it away.

And @ OP: Ya do realise that Ross would have brought the girls home, right?

13-01-2007 11:13am

I think it's the whole "nuig [nui galway] team" that indicated galway...

delta_bravo · 13-01-2007 11:16am

Its galway. He mentions N.U.I.G. in the OP so I presume it must be Galway

Rb · 13-01-2007 11:40am

Wtf?Just because he says hes the captain of the NUIG soccer team he automatically is in Galway at the time? I could be in Donegal and I could easily say "I'm the captain of the Trinity College Dublin rugby team" or TCD as most would know it as. You're basing this on the fact he said he was the captain of a soccer team?Wow.

Stop making something out of nothing, I made a little joke at the start and you nitpicked it as usual. F*ck off.

Oh and btw, Diesel shirt, chinos and sunglasses LOL.

Blackjack · 13-01-2007 11:40am

Deleted User wrote:

So what is the attraction to the Ross O Carroll Kelly type?I must add that I am no Brad Pitt so I doubt it was my looks the women were going for.

kead1987 wrote:

Gold-diggers.

theres your answer.

Blackjack · 13-01-2007 11:43am

rb_ie wrote:

Wtf?Just because he says hes the captain of the NUIG soccer team he automatically is in Galway at the time? I could be in Donegal and I could easily say "I'm the captain of the Trinity College Dublin rugby team" or TCD as most would know it as. You're basing this on the fact he said he was the captain of a soccer team?Wow.

Stop making something out of nothing, I made a little joke at the start and you nitpicked it as usual. F*ck off.

Oh and btw, Diesel shirt, chinos and sunglasses LOL.

Jeez man. It was obvious to everyone else but you that it was in Galway. Calm down.

gary the great · 13-01-2007 11:45am

Haha legend!

Me and my mates do try it on for a few mins every now and again for the laf, but we usually forget we were doing it after a while.

grimloch · 13-01-2007 11:47am

Blackjack wrote:

Jeez man. It was obvious to everyone else but you that it was in Galway. Calm down.

For the record, I had no idea where he was up until post #9.

I'm requesting pictures of this aswell.

skywalker · 13-01-2007 11:53am

Deleted User wrote:

The lads bring me off.

I always suspected Ross.:D

Blackjack · 13-01-2007 11:53am

grimloch wrote:

For the record, I had no idea where he was up until post #9.

so you didnt' spot the Livingroom/NUIG/Supermacs thing either.

grimloch · 13-01-2007 11:56am

Blackjack wrote:

so you didnt' spot the Livingroom/NUIG/Supermacs thing either.

Does Supermacs only exist in Galway then?

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 12:01pm

grimloch wrote:

Does Supermacs only exist in Galway then?

no, but NUIG only exists in Galway

Blackjack · 13-01-2007 12:02pm

rugbug86 wrote:

no, but NUIG only exists in Galway

got there before me. The Livingroom is a well known boozer in Galway as well.

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 12:05pm

and CP's - you may forget what happens in there, but you never forget the place!

grimloch · 13-01-2007 12:08pm

rugbug86 wrote:

no, but NUIG only exists in Galway

That was already tackled. And so what if the Living Room is a well known place in Galway, that means feck all to me.

Anyway, this is a fairly silly thing to be arguing about.

Boston · 13-01-2007 12:20pm

Blackjack wrote:

Jeez man. It was obvious to everyone else but you that it was in Galway. Calm down.

No it wasn't. You could be from anywhere and go to NUIG. I know afew dubs that go there. And the clubs, like, who the fuk would know that outside galway. rugbug86 should be banned.

Mossy Monk · 13-01-2007 12:31pm

ditto. wouldnt have had a clue it was Galway myself

Red Hand · 13-01-2007 12:36pm

That dogone Galway is getting in the way! I'll ban anyone who mentions it again!:)

rugbug86 · 13-01-2007 12:40pm

Boston wrote:

No it wasn't. You could be from anywhere and go to NUIG. I know afew dubs that go there. And the clubs, like, who the fuk would know that outside galway. rugbug86 should be banned.

why should i be banned?

and i'm not from galway and i know the clubs

Agent Smith · 13-01-2007 12:46pm

i'll be honest, when he said "THE LIVING ROOM"...

i thought he ment his house....

i was like, WTF??

Sangre · 13-01-2007 12:57pm

Deleted User wrote:

Basically I have been reading the Ross O Carroll Kelly books.Decided that Wednesday night that I would go out inspired by ROCK.

I was wearing Ralph chinos,Hilfiger top and Diesel shirt and to finish it off sunglasse.Looking the biz.Head out to "the living room".Quiet enough.Getting the dutch courage to get the act on later on in the night.Drinking pints of Fosters coz I am pretty poor at the moment.At the back of the bar,get chatting to these group of girls.Filling them full of crap about being the captain of the Nuig soccer team(im not).They are all like"Really.You must get lodsa girls"I know I have scored.Kiss her and realise that its the earliest that I have pulled since rag week last year.*Cue about 6 more pints of beer*

Make it to CP's.Have lost the girl.I hit the bar and start doing shots of Sambuca.This is where my memory goes fuzzy.Start talking to this girl as I queue to put my jacket in.Telling her how I went to the institute in Dublin and how daddy had bought me a BMW for completing my Christmas exams and she is all over me as I start on about how it was difficult trying to get the lads motivated for the soccer.Score her.

Then I go mental on the dancefloor bopping away.Absolutely scuttered.At this stage I have started talking to a few charmers who seemed to have no interest in me till I filled the full of bs about being captain and being rich.
Try it on with this girl who had a bf.Basically he starts giving me grief.
Don't really remember this but my words back to him were "Do you know who I am?I am Donal Leech(not real name).Legendary in and out of the sack"

The lads bring me off.Head up to supermacs.Notice a few scobies.Start singing "We are rich and we know we are" which is when one of them pulled a knife on me and I promptly ran home.

Basically I was focking bananas that night.What was surprising was how easily women fell for you if they thought you had money and status.To be honest I would not score a girl every night.So was quite surprised to how girls reacted when you thought you were hot stuff,were overly confident.

Was totally hungover the next day and my wallet was considerably lighter.
So what is the attraction to the Ross O Carroll Kelly type?I must add that I am no Brad Pitt so I doubt it was my looks the women were going for.

So many rookie errors.

gary the great · 13-01-2007 3:09pm

Just to ad fuel to the fire, I thought he was around O'Connell Street at first, theres a supermaces there and a bar called the living room just off O'Connell street opposite the DIT.

biko · 13-01-2007 3:16pm

The funniest thing about this thread is the childish location arguments

Jackies going: How am I to know where that is? when the majority has been over to get hammered on stags in these very clubs.

Well done Dazzler, I might give the idea a go myself. Need some classy clothes tho.

Boston · 13-01-2007 3:34pm

biko wrote:

The funniest thing about this thread is the childish location arguments
Jackies going: How am I to know where that is? when the majority has been over to get hammered on stags in these very clubs.

Thats just not true.

Fajitas! · 13-01-2007 4:22pm

Lol's @ OP

Well done!

Rb · 13-01-2007 4:26pm

rugbug86 wrote:

why should i be banned?

and i'm not from galway and i know the clubs

Look in the charter under "Making The Natives Restless"

Bateman · 13-01-2007 4:33pm

It's a funny story, in fairness to the lad. Not something I'd try in Dublin though, the birds are far too sophisticated to fall for the act.

Rb · 13-01-2007 4:36pm

Bateman wrote:

It's a funny story, in fairness to the lad. Not something I'd try in Dublin though, the birds are far too sophisticated to fall for the act.

So you're saying Dubliners are somewhat more socially evolved that their country counterparts? Oh dear, the muckers won't like that at all

Though in some parts of this country, "scoring" a girl would probably still be considered as knocking her over the head with your club and dragging her back to your cave...I won't say what parts though

bug · 13-01-2007 5:25pm

Bateman wrote:

It's a funny story, in fairness to the lad. Not something I'd try in Dublin though, the birds are far too sophisticated to fall for the act.

I think the majority of Dublin birds abhor the Ross OCK type.

Funnily enough, through a vast poll of five men, I've found a trend;
those who think the books are hilariously side-splitting are from the country or D4 heads themselves.

hunnymonster · 13-01-2007 5:37pm

rugbug86 wrote:

and CP's - you may forget what happens in there, but you never forget the place!

yep, UCG Science class of '94

Rb · 13-01-2007 5:41pm

bug wrote:

I think the majority of Dublin birds abhor the Ross OCK type.

Funnily enough, through a vast poll of five men, I've found a trend;
those who think the books are hilariously side-splitting are from the country or D4 heads themselves.

I'm not a D4, I'm not from Dublin, but yet I found the books funny (hilarious at times)...your poll is flawed I say!

Scraggs · 13-01-2007 6:24pm

rb_ie wrote:

If so, that must have seemed extremely odd in Carlow of all places...

Maybe thats what attracted them to you Dazzler, they thought you were a rich Dubliner who would sweep them off their feet and take them to places that had shop floors layed with carpet, restaurants with foods from all over the World, cars of many makes and so much more...the place they've only dreamt about...the "big shmoke"

You've never been to Carlow have you:p

Rb · 13-01-2007 6:27pm

Scraggs wrote:

You've never been to Carlow have you:p

Ummm....will a maybe satisfy you?

FlutterinBantam · 13-01-2007 6:35pm

Jeez... are you guys rees or something??????

Everybody knows that women are attracted to males they percieve as powerfull and in charge.

Check out the animal kingdom for Chrissakes!!!!

How the fcuk else was CJ Haughey percieved as "sexy"

C,mon....get real here..

Rb · 13-01-2007 6:38pm

FlutterinBantam wrote:

How the fcuk else was CJ Haughey percieved as "sexy"

I dunno, why do you think he was sexy?

13-01-2007 6:44pm

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Jeez... are you guys rees or something??????

Everybody knows that women are attracted to males they percieve as powerfull and in charge.

Check out the animal kingdom for Chrissakes!!!!

How the fcuk else was CJ Haughey percieved as "sexy"

C,mon....get real here..

It's interesting how people spend half the time talking about how we're so far removed from and better than animals, and then spend the other half comparing us to them...

What's "rees" by the way...?

FlutterinBantam · 13-01-2007 6:49pm

rb_ie wrote:

I dunno, why do you think he was sexy?

I dont think he was sexy..

However he was percieved as sexy because of two things

MONEY

POWER

Rb · 13-01-2007 6:56pm

FlutterinBantam wrote:

However he was percieved as sexy

By you?

FlutterinBantam · 13-01-2007 7:02pm

FlutterinBantam wrote:

I dont think he was sexy..

However he was percieved as sexy because of two things

MONEY

POWER

Whatever you are on I want some..

My night as Ross O'Carroll Kelly

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