Toilet Question #2 (inspired by Quick Toilet Question thread)

the Guru wrote:

I went to a Mexican restaurant in Detroit the other night, the cubicle doors were about 4 ft high, thank god I didn't have to do a deuce. Why would you have doors this small surely people would get offended seeing other patrons taking a dump,

Could you actually see other people in them? Maybe you wandered into a midget bar by mistake.

Pigman II wrote:

There's midget bars now? Do they only serve shorts?

Well done that man.

Urinal is grand, dont like stalls

empirix wrote:

some of the toilets in bars on Oxford st in Sydney(Gay strip -no i'm not gay, girlfriends mates) have no wall at the back of the cubicle's, people can just look in and see everything, i did not ask why this was, i was already feeling nervous in the establishments as it was, just blocked the thoughts out!

To stop guys getting their freak on in them, I'd guess.

I'm generally a urinal man, more because I get the heebee jeebees from having to touch the filthy door and flusher in some manky piss-drenched cubicle than because I like waving my member around in front of other guys. That and the fact that it's a lot handier and quicker... just a simple in-slash-out job rather than having to fiddle with aforementioned door and flusher, or god forbid, a toilet seat. Oh, and to be perfectly honest, I tend to assume that guys who say stuff like this:

I view men who use stalls when there is a free urinal as weaker people, clearly self-concious about their ability to piss in public, probably lacking confidence in their ability full stop. They should be mocked from one end of the bar to the other.

... are the ones who have real insecurities.

Oh yeah, and what's the story with people who go mental at guys for not washing their hands in the toilets, when all they're touching (presuming they're using a urinal) is their knob, which is just a piece of anatomy not that unlike any other? How many of the guys here actually wash their hands after taking a slash at home!? It's not like guys piss all over their hands, and piss is sterile anyway. The tokenistic splash-'n-dash handwash thing that I constantly see guys doing is ****ing stupid, why bother? If you want to wash your hands, be my guest, but don't pretend to because of some moral code.