Toilet Question #2 (inspired by Quick Toilet Question thread)

sterculelum

I was just wondering... who uses the stall in public toilets? Personally, I prefer it. It offers more safety and privacy and you don't have to worry about standing there and not being able to go if you didn't actually have to go but just thought you'd empty the tank before you left or whatever.

So... urinal or stall?

MrJoeSoap

Safety? What are you worried about? I'll use whichever is free.

Scraggs

Ladies toilets generally don't offer the urinal option...

Creamy Goodness

stall, i hate it when you get splashback.

Ruu_Old

Japanese squat toilets ftw. Whichever is free really, doesn't bother me.

Dirk Gently

cubical,

there's always one sap who tries to talk to you while at the urinal and it puts me off doing my stuff but after I'm drunk enough I go to the urinal and become that sap and rant incoherently to who ever is unlucky enough to be beside me. I like having the urinal free to myself so I can aim at stuff and see how high up the wall I can go before it starts to lose pressure and fade away.

sterculelum

clown bag wrote:

cubical,

there's always one sap who tries to talk to you while at the urinal and it puts me off doing my stuff but after I'm drunk enough I go to the urinal and become that sap and rant incoherently to who ever is unlucky enough to be beside me. I like having the urinal free to myself so I can aim at stuff and see how high up the wall I can go before it starts to lose pressure and fade away.

You make a very valid point, sir. I have no problem using the urinal when my inhibitions are loosened. But the toilet is fun too cuz you can choose between making noise in the water or going silent on the porcelain. And then it's fun to watch the colour change like milk in tea. Love aiming at moths and flies in the water too.

Safety is an issue because I just feel vulnerable. It is, after all, the only time when you really expose yourself to the world.

Amazotheamazing

I view men who use stalls when there is a free urinal as weaker people, clearly self-concious about their ability to piss in public, probably lacking confidence in their ability full stop. They should be mocked from one end of the bar to the other.

randylonghorn

As it happens, I already answered this in the other thread ...

randylonghorn wrote:

I understand the ducking into a cubicle all right ... I can find it a bit difficult to get started if I'm not absolutely bursting, even if I'm alone. If it's busy, and there's a queue, I feel under pressure, and it's even more difficult!!

I have never experienced this self-consciousness about others being around while Junior was getting better acquainted with some hot lady ... e.g. in over-crowded houses after parties, sharing an apartment on holidays, etc. ... so I don't think your argument (ahem!) stands up, Amazo!

pred racer

Amazotheamazing wrote:

I view men who use stalls when there is a free urinal as weaker people, clearly self-concious about their ability to piss in public, probably lacking confidence in their ability full stop. They should be mocked from one end of the bar to the other.

what he said.......

FlutterinBantam

Ruu wrote:

Japanese squat toilets ftw. Whichever is free really, doesn't bother me.

With you there Ruu,you can really build up the manifold pressure on those and you don't have to worry about spread due to the proximity of the " gun muzzle" to the target area.They are especially good to use after a very hot SE Asian curry,as the squat position enables one to empty the magazine more fully and with less strain.

daiixi

stall.. but I'm a girl.

Dave!

I'll usually opt for the cubicle if it's free... Dunno why, I just do.

Have no problems with using a urinal though, in fact that's all I used last night.

Oh well

nlgbbbblth

Urinal.

Stalls should only be used if all the urinals are occupied or if you want to have a sh*t.

If people use stalls / cubicles then they should have the decency not to p*ss on the toilet seat. Lift it up for f*cks sake!

As this poll relates to public toilets, it should have been a public poll.

Fajitas!

Urinal. Public stalls are usually filthy, flooded in piss, and generally mank. Worse still, you have those ones with the terribly planned doors, meaning you are squashed up against the toilet trying to get out. Or some idiot pissed against the door handle...

bluto63

Amazotheamazing wrote:

I view men who use stalls when there is a free urinal as weaker people, clearly self-concious about their ability to piss in public, probably lacking confidence in their ability full stop. They should be mocked from one end of the bar to the other.

Agreed.

RainyDay

Cremo wrote:

stall, i hate it when you get splashback.

Very true - if you've ever tried taking a leak at a urinal while wearing shorts, you'll always head for the stall in preference.

seamus

Depends on the toilet. Some urinals are too close together, so to try to get to the free one between two guys, you have to push your way in. And nobody likes the guy who does that. Otherwise I would always use a urinal where available.

brianthebard

daiixi wrote:

stall.. but I'm a girl.

How about you and I share a stall some time baby?:cool:

Tar.Aldarion

She's actually a dude! But I'll let the stall escapade do the talking.
I use either, whichever I wander towards.

daiixi

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

She's actually a dude! But I'll let the stall escapade do the talking.

Shoosh! :mad: You're just jealous coz I'm getting the offers instead of you missy.

brianthebard

daiixi wrote:

Shoosh! :mad: You're just jealous coz I'm getting the offers instead of you missy.

Missy? I thought tar was a herm??

Pigman II

Amazotheamazing wrote:

I view men who use stalls when there is a free urinal as weaker people, clearly self-concious about their ability to piss in public, probably lacking confidence in their ability full stop. They should be mocked from one end of the bar to the other.

The technical term is a 'peemale' apparently. Yes, mocking is in order.

gyppo

Urinal every time.
Usually theres a "little beige jobbie" as Billy Connolly puts it looking up at you if you do go into a stall - it can be very offputting......:)
If its a number 2, unless its very urgent, I'll wait till i get home .... avoid stalls unless absolutely necessary.

Nephew

9 times out of 10 I piss on the Atari

Fanny Cradock

Generally I prefer the stall option.

However, I enjoy pissing on the urinal cakes. Someday I hope to have such a massive piss that i'll manage to bore my way through it in one go.

Tar.Aldarion

brianthebard wrote:

Missy? I thought tar was a herm??

Yes, I'ma girl that looks like Hermione from Harry Potter.
I wish I got more offers, or less, I'm not sure.

brianthebard

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Yes, I'ma girl that looks like Hermione from Harry Potter.
I wish I got more offers, or less, I'm not sure.

Wanna cyber?

Steoob

whats your favourite humming noise? is it hmmmmmmm or hhhhmmMMMMM

the first one was the sound of a fridge, the second one was the sound of a man humming

ferdi

meh, some lads dont like others laughing at their small mickeys while they use a urinal.

it dosnt bother me though.

Civilian_Target

Urinal unless I need a stall! Aim for the base to minimise splashback and reduce unpleasantness for all concerned

the Guru

I went to a Mexican restaurant in Detroit the other night, the cubicle doors were about 4 ft high, thank god I didn't have to do a deuce. Why would you have doors this small surely people would get offended seeing other patrons taking a dump,

Gautama

Usually the urinal, but if I'm going for a dump them always the stall.

Twice ever have I had the pleasure of seeing a urinal being used for defecation, not a pleasant sight. But hey, that's San Francisco for you. You hear all about the cable cars and the bridges, but never the truth.

Pigman II

One could always don a poncho & sombrero for such an occasion. No one would be able to see one sending Senor Brown off to the seaside.

brianthebard

the Guru wrote:

I went to a Mexican restaurant in Detroit the other night, the cubicle doors were about 4 ft high, thank god I didn't have to do a deuce. Why would you have doors this small surely people would get offended seeing other patrons taking a dump,

Could you actually see other people in them? Maybe you wandered into a midget bar by mistake.

Pigman II

brianthebard wrote:

Could you actually see other people in them? Maybe you wandered into a midget bar by mistake.

There's midget bars now? Do they only serve shorts?

brianthebard

Pigman II wrote:

There's midget bars now? Do they only serve shorts?

Well done that man.

david

Ill hit the old pisstrough normally. I dont like public toilet seats, ive never taken a dump in a public trap, not even at school.

iFight

Urinal is grand, dont like stalls

ferdi

freakonaleashx wrote:

Ill hit the old pisstrough normally. I dont like public toilet seats, ive never taken a dump in a public trap, not even at school.

Jesus Sh1tbreak, i didnt think people like you existed.

randylonghorn

Wasn't there a character like that in AMERICAN PIE?

madhitchhiker

stall or urinal, whichever is available.so long as it gives that short 'shrug' as a relief..no problemo!:cool: heheh!

empirix

I only use the urinal when theres a big crowd/queue in the toilets, otherwise i'll wait for the stall, checking first to see if anybody has had a bad dump etc, the splash back on the urinals is not for me, i also question the hygiene with some of em

empirix

some of the toilets in bars on Oxford st in Sydney(Gay strip -no i'm not gay, girlfriends mates) have no wall at the back of the cubicle's, people can just look in and see everything, i did not ask why this was, i was already feeling nervous in the establishments as it was, just blocked the thoughts out!

Charm Offensive

empirix wrote:

some of the toilets in bars on Oxford st in Sydney(Gay strip -no i'm not gay, girlfriends mates) have no wall at the back of the cubicle's, people can just look in and see everything, i did not ask why this was, i was already feeling nervous in the establishments as it was, just blocked the thoughts out!

To stop guys getting their freak on in them, I'd guess.

I'm generally a urinal man, more because I get the heebee jeebees from having to touch the filthy door and flusher in some manky piss-drenched cubicle than because I like waving my member around in front of other guys. That and the fact that it's a lot handier and quicker... just a simple in-slash-out job rather than having to fiddle with aforementioned door and flusher, or god forbid, a toilet seat. Oh, and to be perfectly honest, I tend to assume that guys who say stuff like this:

I view men who use stalls when there is a free urinal as weaker people, clearly self-concious about their ability to piss in public, probably lacking confidence in their ability full stop. They should be mocked from one end of the bar to the other.

... are the ones who have real insecurities.

Oh yeah, and what's the story with people who go mental at guys for not washing their hands in the toilets, when all they're touching (presuming they're using a urinal) is their knob, which is just a piece of anatomy not that unlike any other? How many of the guys here actually wash their hands after taking a slash at home!? It's not like guys piss all over their hands, and piss is sterile anyway. The tokenistic splash-'n-dash handwash thing that I constantly see guys doing is ****ing stupid, why bother? If you want to wash your hands, be my guest, but don't pretend to because of some moral code.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Charm Offensive wrote:

If you want to wash your hands, be my guest, but don't pretend to because of some moral code.

Sometimes I don't even turn on the tap... instead making a loud "psshhhh" sound as I wring my hands over the basin.