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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #6812
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I guess I've grown to depend on these walls....


  • #6813
    Dutchology
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Keep going left!


  • #6814
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Fools0rs!

    Yous caNn0t ecscapes mein orifice!

    Chortle!


  • #6815
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me twirls mustache


  • #6816
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    /me splashes funky penguins fine tache with Veet!!!

    /me evil laughs

    Muahahahahaha!!!!


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  • #6817
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Right we're going to need a scientist, an engineer, a reckless hero type, the pretty one, the leader (me obviously) and the unsuspected romantic interest. Oh and the person who goes and sacrifices themselves for the rest of the crew, they should preferably be from some minority grouping.


  • #6818
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Reckless hero type, right here!

    /throws self at pack of rabid pidgeons flailing morning star





    .....(ten minutes pass here).....





    Right! Who's for breakfast?


  • #6819
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /me over-enthusiastically sacrifices himself for the good of the team before it's even started.

    You go on guys, I'll hold the ****ers off. You've all got more to live for.

    /me draws his favourite knife from his boot, slams a fresh clip into his gun and runs screaming into the distance.


  • #6820
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Can I be the engineer?

    //Eats loads and gets really fat.


    //Jumper 2 sizes too small


    I canna do it captin ah just don have tha poower!


  • #6821
    Dutchology
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    sacrifice the pretty one! let the orifice gremlins have her!

    *she screams as they gnaw the raw flesh which peels off the bone like a banana* Aaaaaargh...

    .... Now what?


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  • #6822
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Hello my name is fernando,.... I am ethnic.


  • #6823
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    tba wrote:
    Hello my name is fernando,.... I am ethnic.
    Do you have a moustache?


  • #6824
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Talliesin wrote:
    /me over-enthusiastically sacrifices himself for the good of the team before it's even started.

    You go on guys, I'll hold the ****ers off. You've all got more to live for.

    /me draws his favourite knife from his boot, slams a fresh clip into his gun and runs screaming into the distance.
    Not to worry he'll probably turn up again later, bruised, battered but still alive....just and totally disillusioned.


  • #6825
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    Do you have a moustache?
    no....

    I am... hairless


  • #6826
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    eeenteeresting...


  • #6827
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    si


  • #6828
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /me comes running screaming into the group with a knife and a gun.

    WTF?!

    It's a circle man. It all goes around in a circle. We'll never get out, never I tells you.


  • #6829
    Dutchology
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    That's why we need to keep going left!


  • #6830
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    ITS NO USE!!!!!!

    we are doomed!!!!


    DOOOOMMMMMMEEDDDDD!


  • #6831
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    fernando wrote:
    EEEEEEETS NO USE!!!!!!

    we are doomed senor!!!!


    DOOOOMMMMMMEEDDDDD!

    Fernando's right! we cant give up hope!


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  • #6832
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    We can give up Hail though.

    *sacrifices Hail for the survival of the rest*

    It's what he would have wanted

    *Polishes hero chin and makes out with busty lady adventurer*


  • #6833
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    thats no lady!!!

    Its a dragon!


  • #6834
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /me grabs the of the busty lady adventurer by the ass and pulls her towards him for a snog. Then looks over at Sarky with her still in his arms.

    Eh, Sarky? WTF are you doing with that dragon?


  • #6835
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I think it's pretty obvious, do I have to draw you, of all people, a diagram?

    *thrust*

    Mmm, burny...


  • #6836
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Well I'm the pretty one


  • #6837
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ain't nothin better than a Sarky Diagram! Bring it on!


  • #6838
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    love2hc.jpg

    Happy Christmas...:)


  • #6839
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Now Sarky can be the father of a dynasty that can claim dragon ancestors.

    They can go on to be emporers of China.

    \o/


  • #6840
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Sarky wrote:
    *sacrifices Hail for the survival of the rest*

    Sacraficed me to the Amazonians right?
    Death by Snuu snuu!

    Leela_Attacks_Amazonians.jpg


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  • #6841
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The Amazonian men, yes.

    /me breathes fire and strokes beard while ruling all under Heaven


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