Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

neuro-praxis · 18-07-2002 09:23PM

Heh...the bullsh|t half of these would be amusing if they were actually true...

Mercury_Tilt · 18-07-2002 10:20PM

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mayhem# · 18-07-2002 10:45PM

/me remembers a long time ago getting jiggy with this girl in some bushes close to the fencing of a NATO army base in Holland. This was during the time that there was a spate of IRA attacks on the continent. Nearly got myself arrested by four American MP's who roared up in a jeep, jumped out with weapons at the ready and insisted on me explaining what I was up to. Thought that it was quite clear judging from me trousers being around my ankles and the presence of a naked female......

Thanx 4 The Fish · 18-07-2002 11:54PM

Originally posted by Stokolan
heheheh

on the big walk round bray head...
up in the heather and thissles...

ohh joy.

Danced the horizontal mambo with a young lady in a bunker up on the golf course on Bray Head. Real cheap date back in those days, bottle of Scrumpy or two and something for her if you are a gentleman

First to Dawsons or the Star and then up the hill where ya generally found alot of yer mates had the same idea as ya.

darthmise · 19-07-2002 10:33AM

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
Heh...the bullsh|t half of these would be amusing if they were actually true...

Why would you say that now?

Aren't you going to contribute one of your own?

Shinji · 19-07-2002 10:36AM

Don't be silly, good christian girls don't have sex before marriage. Or much of it after marriage, either, come to think of it. And certainly not in strange places!

(I'm somewhat distressed at the fact that nine of you have apparently done the wild thing in my house. Why wasn't I invited to join in?

)

Rabies · 19-07-2002 10:42AM

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
Heh...the bullsh|t half of these would be amusing if they were actually true...

most of these are probably true.

what is regarded as weird place to have sex for you? maybe in your own bed :rolleyes: wow, think of the possiblities.

the risk of getting caught in a place you shouldnt be is great

thegills · 19-07-2002 12:07PM

This didn't happen to me but a mate. I believed him.
He was coming home on the Nighlink, no. 51. Sitting down the back of a half-full bus a girl sat beside him, probably half pissed. One thing led to another and she stradled him. But she asked him if he had protection. Not one to miss an opportunity he reached down and picked up an empty packet af Tayto Salt-n-Vinegar. The rest they say is history!

Dr. Loon · 19-07-2002 02:21PM

Originally posted by thegills
This didn't happen to me but a mate. I believed him.
He was coming home on the Nighlink, no. 51. Sitting down the back of a half-full bus a girl sat beside him, probably half pissed. One thing led to another and she stradled him. But she asked him if he had protection. Not one to miss an opportunity he reached down and picked up an empty packet af Tayto Salt-n-Vinegar. The rest they say is history!

All the others I don't believe, but this one I do.... really, I really really do.
Fantastic imaginations.

This is true though, when I was living in London, dropping my folks to Heuston station, we were on our way into the carpark, but in the out lane, there was a couple in the middle of the road.... deadly.

Stokolan · 19-07-2002 07:31PM

there was an above post by me on this thread i didnt post it.... left my self logged in , in the local net cafe.... (if i find who posted it there dead)

there's only 2 weird places i can think of....

on the 11th hole of st otterens pitch and putt coarse in waterford

or

on a surf board in some girls back garden shed

You choose

Mercury_Tilt · 19-07-2002 09:06PM

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neuro-praxis · 20-07-2002 03:34PM

Goodie! Some folks have started flaming defensively! (Shinj I thought you knew better...oh wait, that's untrue.) Ho! There's a jolly surprise.

My exploits are securely and comfortably my own and therefore private. It's also notable that when one writes on a public bulletin board about their sex life they are revealing not only their own activities but their partner's...and I have more consideration for mine than to do that. You all however are obviously free to do as you please too.

It isn't like this place is anonymous, seeing as most people have met at one stage or another. Why the pressing urge to divulge, eh?

Proving something perhaps?

And Shinj, it must be noted that I feel I owe you an apology. Firstly, I am so sorry for living my life in the way in which I choose. I am so terribly sorry for choosing a path that's so very uncool, and most of all I'm sorry for not spending every night in IRC joking about raping young boys. I apologise from the cockles of my colon. I am so sorry for actually living as best I can in as faithful a manner as I can manage. I am sorry that I can't adopt your "Live and let live unless it conflicts with my half-assed atheistic secular notions" attitude. I will work hard on that. I will also try to play up to the crowd of kids that look up to me on boards.ie as much as possible by making cutting remarks (as you can see, I have already begun).

And last but not least, I am so sorry Shinji that you have had to go through the awful and harrowing experience of being a Christian woman, then getting married, and living a fruitless and frigid life. However did you cope?? You are my new role model.

I am now off to change into my Laura Ashley dress with white knee socks and black patent shoes. I will then locate my boyfriend and perhaps hold his hand (if he's lucky). After that, we might have a cup of tea (of course chaperoned by our mothers). Then, it's off to the cinema to see "Spirit" - the new animated children's inoffensive movie. When we get home we'll invite two friends over (of course again chaperoned!) ("friends" is stretching it a bit [who'd be friends with a frigid Jesus freak?] - let's say "well-wishers" instead perhaps) and we'll have buns and sing hymns until 9pm and then it's off to bed (alone) for me, where I'll read my bible for a treat for half an hour. Then, happy and shattered, I'll drift off to sleep in a halo of innocent golden light, barely able to sleep because of my excitement at the prospect of going to church the next morning.

I reckon my ranting ration has been expired for the next six months. :mad:

Shinji · 20-07-2002 11:04PM

My word, what a bleat. Whatever happened to turning the other cheek, eh!

Nice to see that it's so easy to get thoroughly under your skin, though. I guess the sanctimonious holier-than-thou act only goes so far, huh?

po0k · 21-07-2002 02:02AM

*rise*

cujimmy · 21-07-2002 04:10PM

Govan shipyard social club were having a mr & mrs quiz. On come this old couple. Where's the weirdest place you had sex ask the quiz master. Under the stairs says our man, out comes the wife and she gets asked the same question. Oh i dont know, says she . Its all right hen, shouts the husband, I told him all ready ok says the old doll up the arse

azezil · 21-07-2002 04:59PM

Back seat of a bus come back from a mystery tour ... college/ragweek/alcohol to be expected

Ballyrafton Woods, near Jenkinstown woods Kilkenny

TacT · 21-07-2002 07:27PM

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
Heh...the bullsh|t half of these would be amusing if they were actually true...

Don't assume everyone is as refined and imo boring as yourself to make such a silly statement.

I believe most of them apart from maybe the tayto crisps jonny on the bus c'mon

Qualm, what were you doing in the copshop in the first place

1. It wasn't my partner
2. I have no partner
3. Yes I feel the need to express my macho manlyness :rolleyes: by telling everyone about places I had sex....
4. We're not all attached to someone and do have consenting sex between adults from time to time to "test the water" or possibly just for fun but as you said that's our business we'll live our lives the way we want to.
5. Good god I need a pint and a ciggy after all that

6. We already know we're not anonymous.....

Shinji, do you live in the loveshack?

Defenistrator · 21-07-2002 08:07PM

Not one to miss an opportunity he reached down and picked up an empty packet af Tayto Salt-n-Vinegar.

I hope to god he turned the packet inside out, so he could give her the full pleasure of the salt and vinegar simulans.......

salt & vinegar on yer nob....i'ts enough to make yer eyes water!

Thanx 4 The Fish · 21-07-2002 09:40PM

I have posted a couple of times on this thread, it's not a pissing contest, just something to talk about. I have had sex in numerous places with my current girlfriend, some of them stranger than those I have posted, I wouldn't post those, but if I did I know that she wouldn't get all "Pins and Needly" about it.

Those I have posted are from another time in my life and I am not embarassed or even mildly ashamed of it. In fact I am glad to have experienced some different things. Maybe when some of the more

refined and imo boring

peeps here get out and get some perspective, we can have an adult conversation on this without all of the personal attacks.

WhiteWashMan · 22-07-2002 08:48AM

up the arse?

darthmise · 22-07-2002 10:32AM

I have posted a couple of things here and have not posted an untruth among them. Ok so it wasn't a beach, it was a jewish lake outside Hannover with sandy banks. It was still uncomfortable.
I don't feel the need to tell tall stories here. If i had nothing to post here then i wouldn't post.

And for me this forum is fairly annonyomus and even more so for any girl i have been with. Though i don't think they would mind becaused they are not reserved about sex.

Neuro-praxis, if you are unable to have a mature discussion about sex, then why post here.

Do yo feel that you are above those who "give in" to their base instincts? I'm trying to see this from your point of view and i cant understand why if you are so happy with your own chaste lifestyle, that you would feel the need to attempt to look down your nose at those of us who i feel have the healthier outlook on sex.

I think you're godfearing.

And if you decide to reply lets keep it civil, without teenage sarcasm or cheap shots.
I just want to know, if you were advising me whether or not to loose my virginity, what would you say to me.
I'm not asking you to justify your lifestlye i'm just trying to understand a differnet point of view.

Mercury_Tilt · 22-07-2002 11:18AM

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WhiteWashMan · 22-07-2002 11:32AM

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Nothing more than a dinner party type question tbh.

Not that I get invited to many dinner parties.

None as it happens.

I don't get invited anywhere....except to leave the premises.

would you like to have dinner sometime?

Kastro · 22-07-2002 12:20PM

Stokolan

if it was in cyber mart... me thinks it was me..
i was in a rush an never copped it till the next day when i seen it again. heheh

IT WAS ME THAT WAS IN BRAY HEAD WIF ME BIRD..
might i add thats where my son was concieved..

wh00t..

jd · 23-07-2002 12:13AM

See-Saw in a childrens playground in Cambridge Ma..(it was dark-kinda)
God was it that long ago...

Tazz T · 23-07-2002 04:01PM

In a cupboard at a party. Made more interesting by the fact she was only wearing clingfilm (fancydress).

Next time I'm getting a bedroom before everyone else.

The Gopher · 23-07-2002 06:38PM

Originally posted by thegills
This didn't happen to me but a mate. I believed him.
He was coming home on the Nighlink, no. 51. Sitting down the back of a half-full bus a girl sat beside him, probably half pissed. One thing led to another and she stradled him. But she asked him if he had protection. Not one to miss an opportunity he reached down and picked up an empty packet af Tayto Salt-n-Vinegar. The rest they say is history!

Firstly have you ever accidendtly got salt into an open cut or a delicate scab,particularly on your finger?It stings.I presume that salt residue from a salt and vinegar pack of tayto would not feel to good coming into contact with the open head,if you get me.
Anyway why use a crisp bag just because he didnt have a johnny?As i always say
"If you forget your front key come in through the back door".
Ill leave you to wrok that one out yourself:p

smiles · 23-07-2002 10:56PM

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Not that I get invited to many dinner parties.

So you just ask people to them?

hmmm.... computer room in a school.

oh yeah and sico's bed... :P

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Mercury_Tilt · 24-07-2002 10:01AM

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Swampy · 24-07-2002 10:38AM

In a wardrobe in an apartment in Ibiza

Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

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