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  • #6302
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Tape.


    Any good anecdotes that will put me to sleep?


  • #6303
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No more coffee for you! I saw a guy yesterday with a head that is way too big for his body. That's not why he came to the emergency room, but I wonder if his neck hurts from so much weight.


    Don't you hope he was a cessarean section birth? Heh!


  • #6304
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    That's a big ouch!


    I thought that only cartoon characters had those oversized heads, now you are telling me different?


  • #6305
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yup! I mean this guy's head was HUGE! He should be in the Guiness Book of records!


    Do you think the Packers will win today?


  • #6306
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    They are green therefore they should!



    Do you think I should down a drink? (Blue eyes Merlot bottle in kitchen)


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  • #6307
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    mmmmm. Merlot.


    Think it'll help?


  • #6308
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Might counteract the java...


    Just got PM'd by some strange person, should I answer them?


  • #6309
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It wasn't me! LOL! I get those all the time! I always answer. It's fun!



    Why not?


  • #6310
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Was some strange lad talking about his night out on the town, more appropriate to PI I would think...




    Why me?


  • #6311
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    he knows you are kind and caring. It wasn't that new Jeremiah guy, was it? He's a sweetie! :)



    It wasn't him, was it?


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  • #6312
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    No unfortunately not.



    You doin the W-word in ER?


  • #6313
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yup! Gotta leave soon. But I love my nest time!


    Aren't you glad I popped in?


  • #6314
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Indeed! Lusty rescued me from a night of boredom!



    Have to shovel snow when you get home?


  • #6315
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Maybe. And I have lazy neighbours who don't shovel theirs. Makes me angry!
    I've gotta go now.



    Will you get some sleep now?

    Hugs!


  • #6316
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Can't sleep...things on my mind. Bye!


    Merlow at half past four doesn't sound too good. Anyone else on TCN can tell me story that will put me to sleep?


  • #6317
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Once Pat Kenny began to talk ....... (The sound of Pat Kenny should put anyone to sleep :D )

    Q: Can a parsnip strike-force launch an all-out assault on AL-Que'da?????


  • #6318
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Um

    Are you still going on about vegetables going to war?? :eek: :p


  • #6319
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Isn't it obvious. :D

    Q:Why is there a naked Sumo wrestler running for govenor of California???????????


  • #6320
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I thought Arnold Schwartzanegger (Or however you spell it) is governor of cali??


  • #6321
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    yes
    the democrats did not put up a fight last election

    has the two party system given up?


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  • #6322
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    They let him in cuz of his wife. And cuz he has nude pics on google.


    Isn't that what California wants?


  • #6323
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    California wants a lot of things...


    What do you think they are?*






    *Bush is definitely not one of them! They voted against him in both presidential elections.


  • #6324
    Skellington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Skellington


    If not bush, then penguins and whiskey.

    What more could they possibly need?


  • #6325
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Too warm for penguins, but whiskey has some draw.



    Too bad they cannot become independent from the States?


  • #6326
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ha! You've read what happened when Texas tried that!



    Would Lincoln turn over in his grave?


  • #6327
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Lincoln was granted the freedom to not care after his death

    does that work in the ancestor worship theology?


  • #6328
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Maybe

    What happened in Texas when it tried to become independent of the states?


  • #6329
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. They all lived happily ever after...

    Q. What are you doing up this early? Get a job!!!


  • #6330
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    says you who dosses on boards all day!:D

    good weekend?


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  • #6331
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Great weekend, got drunk, bought an Xbox 360 :D

    Q. Will everyone be upset that I now have no money to buy anyone else christmas presents?


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