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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tape.


    Any good anecdotes that will put me to sleep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No more coffee for you! I saw a guy yesterday with a head that is way too big for his body. That's not why he came to the emergency room, but I wonder if his neck hurts from so much weight.


    Don't you hope he was a cessarean section birth? Heh!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That's a big ouch!


    I thought that only cartoon characters had those oversized heads, now you are telling me different?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yup! I mean this guy's head was HUGE! He should be in the Guiness Book of records!


    Do you think the Packers will win today?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They are green therefore they should!



    Do you think I should down a drink? (Blue eyes Merlot bottle in kitchen)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    mmmmm. Merlot.


    Think it'll help?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Might counteract the java...


    Just got PM'd by some strange person, should I answer them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It wasn't me! LOL! I get those all the time! I always answer. It's fun!



    Why not?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Was some strange lad talking about his night out on the town, more appropriate to PI I would think...




    Why me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    he knows you are kind and caring. It wasn't that new Jeremiah guy, was it? He's a sweetie! :)



    It wasn't him, was it?


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No unfortunately not.



    You doin the W-word in ER?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yup! Gotta leave soon. But I love my nest time!


    Aren't you glad I popped in?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Indeed! Lusty rescued me from a night of boredom!



    Have to shovel snow when you get home?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Maybe. And I have lazy neighbours who don't shovel theirs. Makes me angry!
    I've gotta go now.



    Will you get some sleep now?

    Hugs!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Can't sleep...things on my mind. Bye!


    Merlow at half past four doesn't sound too good. Anyone else on TCN can tell me story that will put me to sleep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Once Pat Kenny began to talk ....... (The sound of Pat Kenny should put anyone to sleep :D )

    Q: Can a parsnip strike-force launch an all-out assault on AL-Que'da?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Um

    Are you still going on about vegetables going to war?? :eek: :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Isn't it obvious. :D

    Q:Why is there a naked Sumo wrestler running for govenor of California???????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I thought Arnold Schwartzanegger (Or however you spell it) is governor of cali??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    yes
    the democrats did not put up a fight last election

    has the two party system given up?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    They let him in cuz of his wife. And cuz he has nude pics on google.


    Isn't that what California wants?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    California wants a lot of things...


    What do you think they are?*






    *Bush is definitely not one of them! They voted against him in both presidential elections.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Skellington


    If not bush, then penguins and whiskey.

    What more could they possibly need?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Too warm for penguins, but whiskey has some draw.



    Too bad they cannot become independent from the States?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ha! You've read what happened when Texas tried that!



    Would Lincoln turn over in his grave?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Lincoln was granted the freedom to not care after his death

    does that work in the ancestor worship theology?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Maybe

    What happened in Texas when it tried to become independent of the states?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. They all lived happily ever after...

    Q. What are you doing up this early? Get a job!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    says you who dosses on boards all day!:D

    good weekend?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Great weekend, got drunk, bought an Xbox 360 :D

    Q. Will everyone be upset that I now have no money to buy anyone else christmas presents?


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