Q & A Thread

Kojak · 01-12-2006 12:45PM

A: No, but you can stare at Chimpy(I was told he like it)

Q: Will you be bringing the drink????????????????

boneless · 01-12-2006 12:47PM

I have a bottle of Persian wine and a goatskin of Namibian beer made from camel sperm.

Will that do?

Kojak · 01-12-2006 12:52PM

A: I won't drink the sperm thing.

Q: Is there an admittance price for the party???????????

boneless · 01-12-2006 12:57PM

You have to pay a 1925 Irish penny at the door... and wear a sprig of thyme in your lapel

Should I go now?

Kojak · 01-12-2006 01:06PM

A: Absolutely.

Q: Will The A-Team be the guests of honour???????????????????

boneless · 01-12-2006 01:19PM

I couldn't get them to attend so I have the original cast of Z Cars. I dug up the dead ones too.

Will I post in the permanent ban thread?

spacecoyote · 01-12-2006 01:33PM

if you're bored then why the hell not

are you bored of the place?

Doomspell · 01-12-2006 01:57PM

I don't have time to be bored:(

is that a yes or a no? (choose wisely)

boneless · 01-12-2006 02:05PM

That's a no...

Is it me or the weather?

Kojak · 01-12-2006 03:32PM

A: Its you.

Q: Why is it soooooo quiet in here????????????????????????????

Doomspell · 01-12-2006 03:57PM

cause they know that you're online:P

am I being too bitchy??

takola · 01-12-2006 03:58PM

He know's you don't mean it.

Anyone missed me?

Donegal Lass · 01-12-2006 04:17PM

oh yes, the same people that missed me!!:D

is it really quiet because all the regulars are working flat out b4 xmas like me??:D

Lust4Life · 01-12-2006 05:41PM

Nah, My net was down. Stupid city workers on my street. Argh!

Am I the only one who noticed Marts's name title? (He loves me!)

Kojak · 01-12-2006 09:36PM

A: I'd say you are.

Q: Will a giant panda be "ringing in the new year" with grapefruit?????????

Matt Holck · 02-12-2006 04:43AM

percussive grapefruits produce too wide frequency spread for ringing

is it time yet?

rugbug86 · 02-12-2006 09:35AM

its always time

why do the letters start on the number 2 on phones and not the number one?

boneless · 02-12-2006 11:57AM

It's a conspiracy.

Any good conspiracy theories lately?

Kojak · 02-12-2006 04:18PM

A: George Bush is actually responsible for the "alien" crash at Roswell in 1947.

Q: Is that a good enough conspiracy??????????????

boneless · 02-12-2006 04:25PM

I knew it... Bush!!! Yes, that's a good one...

Are you aware of the works of Bach?

Kojak · 02-12-2006 04:29PM

Q+A: Bach, isn't he George W.'s illegitamate son??????

boneless · 02-12-2006 04:32PM

No. You're thinking of the dog in the Muppets.

Will I celebrate the fact that the two eggs I had for breakfast were double yolked?

Kojak · 02-12-2006 04:36PM

A: Sure, nothing like celebrating a good yoke

Q: Why is there a smell in the TCN restaurant???????????????

boneless · 02-12-2006 04:38PM

It's my feet. I massaged them with fetta cheese and garlic.

Did you want to know that?

Kojak · 02-12-2006 04:42PM

A: No, not really

Q: Would you like to mud-wrestle Dame Edna and then look at "the banana" if you win????????????????

boneless · 02-12-2006 04:49PM

I am Dame Edna.

Want a date?

Kojak · 02-12-2006 04:53PM

A: No thanks ..........

Q: Why do you like Gary Glitter sooooooo much???????????

boneless · 02-12-2006 05:13PM

I don't. I like Boyzone.

Is there a window near you?

Kojak · 02-12-2006 11:29PM

A: I'm not telling you.

Q: Why can a sandwich eat a person????

Capt'n Midnight · 03-12-2006 11:09AM

Because it's not squeamish.

What's the difference between a duck ?

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