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Chat up lines!!

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  • #52
    Idgeitman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭Idgeitman


    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


  • #53
    imeddyhobbs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭imeddyhobbs


    I smell fish,i wanna go eat,lets go eat!


  • #54
    Healio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    For this Weekend only (Walk up to Northsider):

    Wanna come back to mine for a shower?


  • #55
    projectmayhem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,480 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    Feral Mutant wrote:
    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
    Idgeitman wrote:
    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    it seems evident that i've been chatting up a few boardsies


  • #56
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    hey you look nice, do you want to go 50/50 on a basta*d?*

    hey you look nice, howz your stomach for a lodger?*

    your a dog and i want to give you a bone*



    *probably wont get you far


  • #57
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    admiralgar wrote:
    hey you look nice, do you want to go 50/50 on a basta*d?*

    hey you look nice, howz your stomach for a lodger?*

    your a dog and i want to give you a bone*



    *probably wont get you far

    You remind me of a snack box.

    Nice legs
    tasty breasts
    and a great looking box.

    That wont get you far either :)


  • #58
    shane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    Nice legs, but theyd look even nicer wrapped around my neck :eek: :)

    Some drunk taxi man was telling us he said this to a female customer one night. She reported him

    "So i tell the carriage office to shove their ****in code of conduct up their gees, bunch of spastics"

    Legend :D


  • #59
    jaggeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    "Have you got any <insert ethnic background> in you, would you like some?"

    can back fire if they know the name of a drink from said ethnic region.


  • #60
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    My favourite is:

    *walk up to hawt female in question*
    "'Scuse me, my mate wants to know if you'll shag me."


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  • #61
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Always found walking up to someone and going:
    "A/S/L?" works very well.

    Although I'd advise against saying "A/N/L?" aftwerwards. You tend to get a slap


  • #62
    DilbertPartII
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭DilbertPartII


    you look...just like last year!:D


  • #63
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,497 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Most of these chat up lines belong in the humour forum or TCN.


  • #64
    OliviaM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭OliviaM


    whatever:rolleyes:


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