Chat up lines!!

SantaHoe

You dont have to do that Santa

[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 14-02-2000).]

SantaHoe

BLAH BLAH BLAH

SantaHoe

BLAH BLAH BLAH

SantaHoe

BLAH BLAH BLAH

SantaHoe

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Take it

Put your healmet on luv your going through the head board

im sure that most the lines are used in the 400+ post but i couldnt be arsed reading it

Steven

Shut it Paladin ya funny bastid . Let all ppl know his true nature! He is really an 800lb Chernobyl born woman who is the proprietor and sole customer of an "adult toys" shop. As if this wasn't bad enough, he supports Liverpool (no offence to any other liverpool fan on the face of the planet ). Ok, prepare for a witty comeback from Nikita, I mean Paladin, whose favourite chat-up line is "just think what I could do with all these extra fingers

Steven

Well, that's not entirely true. Oh, alright. He's 17, he lives in west cork and he sucks at DM

ann

FRANCES EH!
THE ONE THAT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME IS
...." PADDYPADDY ". SOMETIMES I JUST SAY
"WYNNER" AND I HAVE IT IN THE BAG.
USUALLY MY NAME "ANN" MAKES PEOPLE CRAZY
AND THEY ARE MINE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU STAPS, WHATS YOUR BEST LINE.
OR PERHAPS THEY JUST FALL FOR THE CRUISE-CONTROL OR THE TRACTION-CONTROL OR IS IT THE
SEAT WARMERS. NA I BET ITS THE ON-BOARD COMPUTER.
BYE BYE

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Stephen

Maybe it's the caps lock.

RacheI MaIon

Staps, you missed one!

paddypaddy

ah no way staps, you missed another,
after all your long hours trying to be
smart, getting as many names as you can think of.
bye bye

Emer Molloy

I guess I can't win them all Smurfy!!

Karen Wynne

Ah, maybe next time!
keep it up!

Patsy

I got a whippin' in Wexford from PaddyPaddyEircom!!
(Goff-Baby,Molloyer)

Your Ma

"......You talkin to me!"

Paladin

I smell spam in the air

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One ring to rule them all, One ring to to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Wyverne

U all forgot the best chat up lines of all. Maybe its because im the only real dude here :P That i was able to remember them, so here are the only chat up lines u should ever consider using

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guy: hey ***** wanna f**k
girl: ohmygod noooooooo
guy: well then bend over so i can have one.

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:P

i was standing over across the way
and thought i'd come over and simply say
that u dont really look at all that mank
any chance of giving me a nice 'ol TIT ****

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guy:how do u like ur eggs in the morning
girl: unfertilised so f**k off

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Roses are red
violets are blue
im gonna get shagged
but then, so are u.

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guy walks up to a girl whose wearing a clown suit.

hi, u look like the kind of girl that would enjoy a spot of hilarious yet casual sex#

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"HOW U DOIN'"

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"U KNOW my last girlfriend was very like u"
girl: really, (smiling)
guy: yeah but her tits were bigger

SLAP!!!!!

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GUY: DID U KNOW THAT THERE ARE 216 BONES IN THE HUMAN BODY,
girl: yes, actually i did
guy: yeah, but sometimes there can be 217
girl: no there ca...........

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adam was walking around heaven bored as ****.
god asked adam,
God: adam would u like a playmate
adam: yes god im very bored
god: ok then adam if u give me your left leg
i can creatre a playmate for u

adam looked at his leg, jumped up and down, then turned back to god
adam: what can i get for a spare rib?????

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"if u let me suck ur tits, i'll let u suck my d**k

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u know i could go on and on and on and on and on and on, but i wont for two reasons

1. i haven't got that much time
2. i am too in awe of dracco to attempt to equal his mastery

hehe

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This is Commander in chief of the USS Esses, signing off.

Feral Mutant

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

biko

Ladies and gentlemen, is this a new "dig up old thread" record?
Maybe... maybe not...

OT: "I may be ugly, fat and short, but at least I have balls"

Idgeitman

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

imeddyhobbs

I smell fish,i wanna go eat,lets go eat!

Healio

For this Weekend only (Walk up to Northsider):

Wanna come back to mine for a shower?

projectmayhem

Feral Mutant wrote:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Idgeitman wrote:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

it seems evident that i've been chatting up a few boardsies

admiralofthefleet

hey you look nice, do you want to go 50/50 on a basta*d?*

hey you look nice, howz your stomach for a lodger?*

your a dog and i want to give you a bone*



*probably wont get you far

Sparky

admiralgar wrote:

hey you look nice, do you want to go 50/50 on a basta*d?*

hey you look nice, howz your stomach for a lodger?*

your a dog and i want to give you a bone*



*probably wont get you far

You remind me of a snack box.

Nice legs
tasty breasts
and a great looking box.

That wont get you far either

shane86

Nice legs, but theyd look even nicer wrapped around my neck :eek:

Some drunk taxi man was telling us he said this to a female customer one night. She reported him

"So i tell the carriage office to shove their ****in code of conduct up their gees, bunch of spastics"

Legend

jaggeh

"Have you got any <insert ethnic background> in you, would you like some?"

can back fire if they know the name of a drink from said ethnic region.

Sofaspud

My favourite is:

*walk up to hawt female in question*
"'Scuse me, my mate wants to know if you'll shag me."

Winters

Always found walking up to someone and going:
"A/S/L?" works very well.

Although I'd advise against saying "A/N/L?" aftwerwards. You tend to get a slap