Q & A Thread

Kojak · 23-11-2006 12:58PM

A: I finished 2 hours ago.

Q: Why is the postman driving a pink car????

smash · 23-11-2006 01:01PM

it's a new thing to show that they support gays in the work place... my postwoman was wearing a full lesbo latex bondage kit!

why do we all have to be so "PC" all the time? I'm fed up with it....

Kojak · 23-11-2006 01:04PM

A: Brilliant, Steve06 - I'm not politically correct either

Q: Where is the badger who never forgets ..... to KILL???

smash · 23-11-2006 01:06PM

she's in the kicthen making her hubby some dinner!

lol?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 01:11PM

A: Not too bad.

Q: Is there a new race of leprechauns living under the Irish sea???

Star Lord · 23-11-2006 01:11PM

No lol, that dinner is poisoned!

Don't you care?

smash · 23-11-2006 01:13PM

not really....

so what about these Lepradolphins?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 01:19PM

A: These Lepradolphins are the key to fighting the spinach/seaweed alliance.

Q: Will they win??

smash · 23-11-2006 01:20PM

no doubt...

will they need more weapons or will their magic lucky stars be enough...?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 01:26PM

A: They will need the ninja prunes to help them.

Q: Would you like to fight the ninja prunes????

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 01:36PM

A. No because im fairly sure that would be pretty disgusting...

Q. Ever have sex with a dead person?

Donegal Lass · 23-11-2006 01:42PM

please tell me i read that question wrong?

Star Lord · 23-11-2006 01:42PM

<_<

>_>

No...

Ever have death with a sexy person?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 01:45PM

A:

Yeah, all the time.

Q: Why is there a green hippo outside the window???

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 01:46PM

A. Because you wont open the door and let it in...

Q. Why do you hate green hippos?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 01:49PM

A: Because they remind me of our minister for Health.

Q: Is there a badger in the house???

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 01:50PM

Q. Did you put a badger in the house?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 01:54PM

A: I don't think so

Q: Why is the Hoff talking about haemorrhoid ointment????

Star Lord · 23-11-2006 01:55PM

A: Yes, the badger that never forgets... TO KILL!

Q: Is she an unwelcome guest?

[edit] Dammmmmnit Kojak!

The Hoff is discussing Haemorrhoid ointment cuz he's getting PILES of cash to do so!

Was that lame or what?

boneless · 23-11-2006 01:58PM

No hippo is unwelcome.

Can badgers ride bicycles?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 01:58PM

A: That joke was a pain in the arse.

Q: How good was my joke??

boneless · 23-11-2006 02:00PM

12.8 on a scale of 15.

Will you have my babies?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 02:02PM

A: No, I'm going to the shop.

Q: WOuld you like me to bring you back a cold spud???

boneless · 23-11-2006 02:05PM

Yes please. A mouldy one.

Will I be pretty when I grow up?

Donegal Lass · 23-11-2006 02:06PM

yea sure why not..

aint beauty supposed to be in the eye of the beholder or something like that?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 02:08PM

A: NO, like all TCN'ers you are butt ugly from spending too much time on the net.

Q: can I win a multi-coloured cake??

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 02:08PM

A. Thats what ugly people say...

Q. How much would you need to drink before you think im hot?

boneless · 23-11-2006 02:09PM

Donegal Lass wrote:

yea sure why not..

aint beauty supposed to be in the eye of the beholder or something like that?

Try Optrex.....:p

Yes you can win one.

Do you want a sardine too?

Donegal Lass · 23-11-2006 02:11PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

A. Thats what ugly people say...

Q. How much would you need to drink before you think im hot?

is the bulmers factory open today?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 02:15PM

A. Yes...

Q. so?

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