What was he thinking?

r3nu4l · 09-11-2006 05:30PM #1

BBC News Article Here

I had seen videos of this kind of thing before and always thought it could be dangerous so now we know...let that be a lesson to you...never try to fire rockets from your backside!

By the sounds of things this guy will have to wear a colostomy bag

Rabies · 09-11-2006 05:34PM

Holy ****. That was a stupid thing to do.
Ah, some poor nurse has to dress and clean his wounds each day. Should be made do it himself.

Ring of fire, huh.

aidan_walsh · 09-11-2006 05:34PM

#You should never shove a banger up your arse at Hallowe'en
Its not clever, its not funny
Some think its quite obscene
No you should never shove a banger up your arse at Hallowe'en
'Cos you'll only blow your hole to smithereens#

Snivilian · 09-11-2006 05:36PM

Well the warning on the packet did say to keep lit fireworks away from face and hands.

Gordon · 09-11-2006 05:37PM

Taking explosive diarrhoea to a new level.

Rb · 09-11-2006 05:38PM

BBC News wrote:

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

Lucky he didn't have beans for dinner eh?
What an idiot.

Ruu_Old · 09-11-2006 05:41PM

Eejit, wasn't that done on the Jackass film?

Smellyirishman · 09-11-2006 05:46PM

Ruu wrote:

Eejit, wasn't that done on the Jackass film?

Either the movie or an episode, yeah.

shane86 · 09-11-2006 05:47PM

aidan_walsh wrote:

#You should never shove a banger up your arse at Hallowe'en
Its not clever, its not funny
Some think its quite obscene
No you should never shove a banger up your arse at Hallowe'en
'Cos you'll only blow your hole to smithereens#

lol, jaysus that must be 10 odd years old now

A cult following amongst those of us aged 10 who stayed up late on Halloween that time.

I love the way the hospital spokesman is pretty much taking the piss out of him. There surely is a video of this as I doubt it was done for any other reason.

petes · 09-11-2006 05:49PM

Gob****e.

Caliden · 09-11-2006 05:54PM

I'd say his train of thought would be something like, "I'm gonna shoot a firework from my ass......AWESOME!!!!!"

That was until he has his first experience with anal penetration.

kleefarr · 09-11-2006 06:01PM

Brings a whole (excuse the pun) meaning to "Guy Fawkes" night! :rolleyes:

r3nu4l · 09-11-2006 06:10PM

The funny thing here is that the guy is 22! You'd think that by this stage in life he would have a bit more sense

Obligatory pun...Think war movies..."Fire in the hole!"

lostexpectation · 09-11-2006 06:12PM

sounds like the firework actually propelled itself into him rather then just sparkled...

Kojak · 09-11-2006 06:21PM

Moron

Kintarō Hattori · 09-11-2006 06:26PM

lostexpectation wrote:

sounds like the firework actually propelled itself into him rather then just sparkled...

Well it's a moronic thing to do, so maybe he had it pointing the wrong way! :eek:

phantom_lord · 09-11-2006 06:36PM

What an idiot.

Dooom · 09-11-2006 07:43PM

Deserved it tbh

Green_Martian · 09-11-2006 07:54PM

What an Idiot................and him at 22.......:rolleyes:

Mossy Monk · 09-11-2006 08:15PM

lol, thats brilliant

Sofaspud · 09-11-2006 08:19PM

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

lostexpectation · 09-11-2006 08:47PM

Sofaspud wrote:

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

apparently he was a soldier just back from iraq?

you think he'd be wary of IEDs?

woosaysdan · 09-11-2006 09:38PM

it was some bang though!!!

Donald-Duck · 09-11-2006 10:40PM

Sofaspud wrote:

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

That was brilliant...

10-11-2006 10:33AM

Reminds me of an old Johnny Cash song..."The burning ring of fire."

Splinter · 10-11-2006 10:34AM

Sofaspud wrote:

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

that was absolutey brilliant! there are tears streaming and tea on the keyboard. well said mate. tipped hat to you sir

Tobias Greeshman · 10-11-2006 10:46AM

Sofaspud wrote:

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

Oh that was classic, I nearly spit out coffee onto the monitor.

Jimoslimos · 10-11-2006 11:01AM

lostexpectation wrote:

apparently he was a soldier just back from iraq?

If he represents the intelligence of the average British soldier in Iraq.....well I'd say every insurgent in the place is rubbin their hands with glee.
Car bombs - nay
Suicide attacks - nay
Consignment of fireworks left outside every army barracks - Yep that'll do the trick

gucci · 10-11-2006 11:09AM

lostexpectation wrote:

apparently he was a soldier just back from iraq?

god knows what he was firing out of his arse over there :eek:

Splinter · 10-11-2006 11:30AM

gucci wrote:

god knows what he was firing out of his arse over there :eek:

id say napalm was a b1tch!

Hobbes · 10-11-2006 11:34AM

That or another idiot had posted this to youtube. The guy was bent with the firework up the backside. When it went off there was a huge flame all over his back and set his clothes on fire.

What was he thinking?

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