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What was he thinking?

r3nu4l · 2006-11-09 16:30:20

BBC News Article Here I had seen videos of this kind of thing before and always thought it could be dangerous so now we know...let that be a lesson to you...never try to fire rockets from your backside! By the sounds of things this guy will have to wear a colostomy bag :(

09-11-2006 4:30pm

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BBC News Article Here

I had seen videos of this kind of thing before and always thought it could be dangerous so now we know...let that be a lesson to you...never try to fire rockets from your backside!

By the sounds of things this guy will have to wear a colostomy bag

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#2 09-11-2006 4:34pm

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Holy ****. That was a stupid thing to do.
Ah, some poor nurse has to dress and clean his wounds each day. Should be made do it himself.

Ring of fire, huh.

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#3 09-11-2006 4:34pm

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#You should never shove a banger up your arse at Hallowe'en
Its not clever, its not funny
Some think its quite obscene
No you should never shove a banger up your arse at Hallowe'en
'Cos you'll only blow your hole to smithereens#

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#4 09-11-2006 4:36pm

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Well the warning on the packet did say to keep lit fireworks away from face and hands.

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#5 09-11-2006 4:37pm

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Taking explosive diarrhoea to a new level.

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#6 09-11-2006 4:38pm

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BBC News wrote:

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

Lucky he didn't have beans for dinner eh?
What an idiot.

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#7 09-11-2006 4:41pm

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Eejit, wasn't that done on the Jackass film?

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#8 09-11-2006 4:46pm

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Ruu wrote:

Eejit, wasn't that done on the Jackass film?

Either the movie or an episode, yeah.

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#9 09-11-2006 4:47pm

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aidan_walsh wrote:

#You should never shove a banger up your arse at Hallowe'en
Its not clever, its not funny
Some think its quite obscene
No you should never shove a banger up your arse at Hallowe'en
'Cos you'll only blow your hole to smithereens#

lol, jaysus that must be 10 odd years old now A cult following amongst those of us aged 10 who stayed up late on Halloween that time.

I love the way the hospital spokesman is pretty much taking the piss out of him. There surely is a video of this as I doubt it was done for any other reason.

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#10 09-11-2006 4:49pm

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Gob****e.

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#11 09-11-2006 4:54pm

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I'd say his train of thought would be something like, "I'm gonna shoot a firework from my ass......AWESOME!!!!!"

That was until he has his first experience with anal penetration.

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#12 09-11-2006 5:01pm

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Brings a whole (excuse the pun) meaning to "Guy Fawkes" night! :rolleyes:

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#13 09-11-2006 5:10pm

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The funny thing here is that the guy is 22! You'd think that by this stage in life he would have a bit more sense

Obligatory pun...Think war movies..."Fire in the hole!"

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#14 09-11-2006 5:12pm

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sounds like the firework actually propelled itself into him rather then just sparkled...

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#15 09-11-2006 5:21pm

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Moron

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#16 09-11-2006 5:26pm

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lostexpectation wrote:

sounds like the firework actually propelled itself into him rather then just sparkled...

Well it's a moronic thing to do, so maybe he had it pointing the wrong way! :eek:

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#17 09-11-2006 5:36pm

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What an idiot.

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#18 09-11-2006 6:43pm

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Deserved it tbh

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#19 09-11-2006 6:54pm

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What an Idiot................and him at 22.......:rolleyes:

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#20 09-11-2006 7:15pm

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lol, thats brilliant

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#21 09-11-2006 7:19pm

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As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

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#22 09-11-2006 7:47pm

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Sofaspud wrote:

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

apparently he was a soldier just back from iraq?

you think he'd be wary of IEDs?

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#23 09-11-2006 8:38pm

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it was some bang though!!!

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#24 09-11-2006 9:40pm

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Sofaspud wrote:

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

That was brilliant...

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#25 10-11-2006 9:33am

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Reminds me of an old Johnny Cash song..."The burning ring of fire."

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#26 10-11-2006 9:34am

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Sofaspud wrote:

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

that was absolutey brilliant! there are tears streaming and tea on the keyboard. well said mate. tipped hat to you sir

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#27 10-11-2006 9:46am

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Sofaspud wrote:

As has been said, he's an idiot and deserved it.

Still, it must have rectum . . . .

Oh that was classic, I nearly spit out coffee onto the monitor.

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#28 10-11-2006 10:01am

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lostexpectation wrote:

apparently he was a soldier just back from iraq?

If he represents the intelligence of the average British soldier in Iraq.....well I'd say every insurgent in the place is rubbin their hands with glee.
Car bombs - nay
Suicide attacks - nay
Consignment of fireworks left outside every army barracks - Yep that'll do the trick

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#29 10-11-2006 10:09am

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lostexpectation wrote:

apparently he was a soldier just back from iraq?

god knows what he was firing out of his arse over there :eek:

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#30 10-11-2006 10:30am

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gucci wrote:

god knows what he was firing out of his arse over there :eek:

id say napalm was a b1tch!

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#31 10-11-2006 10:34am

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That or another idiot had posted this to youtube. The guy was bent with the firework up the backside. When it went off there was a huge flame all over his back and set his clothes on fire.

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a scorched colon

hahahahahahahaha!

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#33 10-11-2006 10:46am

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HTF could you get a scorched colon and internal bleeding from that

Mabye they put it in to deep :S

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#34 10-11-2006 11:03am

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Hobbes wrote:

That or another idiot had posted this to youtube. The guy was bent with the firework up the backside. When it went off there was a huge flame all over his back and set his clothes on fire.

That was some other idiot. It seems everyone is doing it since Steve-O did it on Jackass. lol! According to another website one of his mates had his video phone handy so it's probably floatin around somewhere on YouTube..

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#35 10-11-2006 11:05am

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Something similar that I posted last year.

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