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  • #4412
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    No!

    Does that dancing man disturbe only me?


  • #4413
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Yes... I find it hypnotic, like looking at a lava lamp!

    Q. What the fudge is folding@home?


  • #4414
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    It's a secret society... we can tell you but then we have to kill you.


    Did you ever kiss a nun?


  • #4415
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no

    did you ever kiss a preist?


  • #4416
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Not that I'm aware of... I kissed a bishops ring once...


    Can I go home with you for food?


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  • #4417
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    why of course you can..

    what are you cooking me??


  • #4418
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    If you have steak I can do chicken surprise.


    Have you got steak?


  • #4419
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Im gonna cook you garbage.

    Q. Are you gonna eat it? it would be rude not too...


  • #4420
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    cooking me garbage is rude

    cant you do better?


  • #4421
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I have 1/4 beef cow in my freezer, Boneless. Come on over!


    That's an expensive dinner, isn't it?


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  • #4422
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I can boil cabbage too.


    Is there a nice person out there who will comfort me?


  • #4423
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    here ya go, Sweetie! hug.gif

    Didn't that feel good?


  • #4424
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes... a little lower please... AAAAHHH!!!


    Can I have some mushrooms with my beef?


  • #4425
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    sure. We can go to the grocier.




    Have you ever acted extremely silly at the grocier to see a friend's reaction?


  • #4426
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    If You mean like making things out of brussels sprouts and carrots then yes.


    Do you know the difference between sprouts and snots?


  • #4427
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Em.... Yes.
    I mean such as I miss shopping with my friend Mike cuz he used to say very loudly in a "duh" kind of voice "Okay, Mike watch cart!"
    And my friend Marty likes to fondle veggies while standing next to old ladies.



    Where do I find these people?:p


  • #4428
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    They sound like perfectly normal people to me.

    Can you get them to 'do' things to chickens?


  • #4429
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    yes.

    Are you really boneless?would you like a bone?


  • #4430
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hmmmm. I've never tried. But I may have success at that.



    should I?

    Edit: Tar you sneaky Guy you!

    Here's your question, Tar, did you visit www.thesuperficial.com and see Avril on page two?


  • #4431
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Tar... yes please.

    Lusty... definately.

    Can you rub me again?


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  • #4432
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sure! sex.gif


    How'd ya like THAT?


  • #4433
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    *Leg twitching...* Yes! That's gooood!!!

    When is it right to 'do' it?


  • #4434
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I loved it lust, thanks for the site.
    Edit: with me, all the time, with other men, never

    Am I turned on?


  • #4435
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I thought you would be. I love the superficial! That guy is VERY funny!



    Gonna visit there from now on?


  • #4436
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    i sure am....


    Do you think I'm sexy?


  • #4437
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    i've never seen you


    are you sexy?


  • #4438
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I like to think so.



    Why do I always have to leave when the fun people are on?


  • #4439
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    When I wiggle my bottom sheep get aroused... that's my excuse anyhow.


    Is it right to be in love with inanimate objects?


  • #4440
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    yes.

    what do you love?


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  • #4441
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Only if they love you back...

    Q. Im guessing L4L bought loads of smiley thingys?


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