Q & A Thread

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Yes....


Q. Yes what?

Star Lord

Yes sir!

Breakfast, what should I have?
(bearing in mind i only have cornflakes)

Donegal Lass

well then id say cornflakes!!

not difficult is it?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. It is if he has no bowl or spoon or milk...

Q. Enjoying that handful of dry cornflakes?

Donegal Lass

thats actually not the worst!! watched my mate make a mess of herself eating a taco chip on sun night with no fork!!

now aint that nice??

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Im getting such a funny mental picture, and i think mental is the appropriate word...

Q. Can I have some taco chips?

Donegal Lass

im sure you could scrape some off her skirt ha!

would that suffice?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Probably I've done worse...

Q. Whats the worst thing you've eaten?

Jules

bull testicles in isreal when i was 10!!!


what about the rest of you?

spacecoyote

when i as young i drank a glass a fat from the deep-fat-frier that i thought was orange juice....twas quite unpleasant

and you?

Donegal Lass

horse in france. everyone thought it was chicken! i nearly cried because we had horses at home!!

anyone else?

Lust4Life

That would probably be the last steak I cooked for myself. I can cook anything but steak for some reason.
In Arkansas they have a restaurant that serves Bull Testicles as a special menu item. The locals always take visitors there and make them eat them. Damn Hee Haw Yokels!


Can I avoid the trick-or-treat candy today?

boneless

Don't bother trying...:p


Have you ever seen 'The Postman Always Rings Twice' ?

Lust4Life

No, but did you ring twice? hee hee!



Dang! How old do you think I am???:eek:

boneless

There was a re-make in the '70's or early 80's... featured a lovely scene involving the kitchen table... you must have seen it!!


Is there flour all over my face???

Lust4Life

LOL! Boneless, I received a joke the other day on those lines. I'll PM it to you!



Hey! Will the colours stay normal now?

boneless

I hope so... it was doing my head in.


Have you any spare food you don't want?

I have an empty fridge....:(

Lust4Life

I have a big bag of candy that my son doesn't need.



Should I mail it to you?

boneless

Thanks but you better not. A visit to the dentist is due so I better not do too much more damage. I think I'll cook some (2 minute:p ) eggs...


So, how would you like my eggs, eh???

Star Lord

no you should mail it to me

Want my address?

Lust4Life

Sure!
And Boneless....2 minute eggs?:eek:



Will my cat ever catch the mouse living in the kitchen?

boneless

Mice have rights too...

Get a humane trap?

Donegal Lass

yes we have hope for it!!

whats your cats name??

Lust4Life

My cat's name is Fijhonna. And I think the mouse eats her cat food. You'd think that would motivate her to kill it!




Why is my cat so stupid?

Donegal Lass

Thats what they want you to think-in reality they are far feckin smarter than we give them credit for! evil i tells ya!

never think that?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Cant say I have, we have a cat at home and its such a lazy bum...

Q. Does Fijohnna's breath smell of cat food?

Donegal Lass

not that im aware

why would one be so close to cat as to be able to tell anyways?

Star Lord

Because youre a cat fetishist.

Why do you like them so?

Donegal Lass

i dont- i hate them!

take it you do?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. No, I was just wondering about your secret cat love/hate fetish.

Q. Now that we've got that all sorted out what do we do?