What's the REAL story with stag nights?

GAA widow · 18-10-2006 05:08PM

lol at all the replies

- 800 views so far - i guess i'm not the only curious one

bringitdown · 18-10-2006 05:27PM

Its a secret.

SmoothyG · 18-10-2006 05:41PM

I'd tell you what happened at my stag do but i'd probably be banned and definatly arrested. second best event of my life (1st is the marrige day)

Ill never forget the bits i remember

I'd say you should know what your fella will be up to from the kind of person he is,
My wife knew i was nuts the day she met me. so she never asked what happened on my stag, coz she knows ill tell her the truth

SmoothyG · 18-10-2006 05:45PM

GAA widow wrote:

lol at all the replies - 800 views so far - i guess i'm not the only curious one

no...

its just all the lads here so delighted to have the power of knowladge!

NA na na na na we're not telling!!!

\m/_(>_<)_\m/ · 19-10-2006 07:33AM

GAA widow wrote:

lol at all the replies - 800 views so far - i guess i'm not the only curious one

ah but you have come up against the "stag wall of silence"
so your curiosity continues along with every other woman who want to know what go on.

Big Nelly · 19-10-2006 07:39AM

GAA widow wrote:

lol at all the replies - 800 views so far - i guess i'm not the only curious one

Nah your just a sad woman who know you bloke is already shagging around but thinks he is going to do it on some stag nite, and guess what you are right!!!

meditraitor · 19-10-2006 10:27AM

Big Nelly wrote:

Nah your just a sad woman who know you bloke is already shagging around but thinks he is going to do it on some stag nite, and guess what you are right!!!

Thats just plain nasty:rolleyes:

Pity the rep point system was scrapped, +1,000,000

Mrs_Doyle · 19-10-2006 10:35AM

GAA widow wrote:

saw thread on stag night ideas there and it got me thinking... we often hear "what happens on the stag stays on the stag, nudge nudge, wink wink" etc.
So lads, once and for all, what's the actual story about stag nights?

Lads go out, get hammered, have a good time, possibly go see some strippers/lap dancers, attempt to strip each other, in a non homosexual way - of course, fight with each other, make friends again, cry a bit, drunkenly, share man hugs, go get a kebab, vomit a little, and then walk/fall home, arm in arm, telling tales of days gone by.

\m/_(>_<)_\m/ · 19-10-2006 10:39AM

Mrs_Doyle wrote:

Lads go out, get hammered, have a good time, possibly go see some strippers/lap dancers, attempt to strip each other, in a non homosexual way - of course, fight with each other, make friends again, cry a bit, drunkenly, share man hugs, go get a kebab, vomit a little, and then walk/fall home, arm in arm, telling tales of days gone by.

ah so you have no idea either... this stag wall of silence is much stronger that i thought.

connundrum · 19-10-2006 10:42AM

Pighead wrote:

The real story is that if your girl's a total arsehole she'll use it as an excuse to have sex with someone else.

And if your girl's a total arsehole, why are you marrying her?

For my stag I think we'll go the pictures, then maybe bowling afterwards.. something like that

My mate went to Galway for his brother's stag weekend, he was raving about it for months beforehand, saved up and everything. He spent both days on the jax due to crap food they stopped for on the way down.. unlucky! No skankyass'd stripper for him!

Mrs_Doyle · 19-10-2006 10:44AM

Ah look, obviously I don't know every single thing that goes on during a stag night, but I do know that not all men are the kind of greedy, sleazy fcukers who would cheat on their stag nights.

meditraitor · 19-10-2006 11:07AM

Mrs_Doyle wrote:

Ah look, obviously I don't know every single thing that goes on during a stag night, but I do know that not all men are the kind of greedy, sleazy fcukers who would cheat on their stag nights.

I've been on 6 stags in the past year (30 odd now, all the lads getting hooked) and I can honestly say not one of the Grooms to be screwed around..

Although some of the already married guys on the trips did the nasty(fucking wedding rings are better than rohypnol for getting birds it seems)

Sp@rtacus · 19-10-2006 11:25AM

Re tacky hen nights.. was out last night and had the dubious pleasure of being in the same pub as a hens party from Liverpool. One word. FRIGHTENING!!
It will take me quite a while to recover from the psychological trauma of it all (:D ). I was presented with a large chocolate willy and the freakiest looking willy-shaped-straw-thing...:eek: with which to drink my pint. Thought best to go along with their sick and twisted shenanigans rather than rile 25 loopers just waiting to humiliate the first man that stirred their ire..:p Nonetheless I was then, what I can only describe as "smothered" by the most gargantuan mahusive...mailbags ever. Said mailbags were attached to the mother of the bride <shudder> I feel unclean.

daosulli · 19-10-2006 11:57AM

skywalker wrote:

Come now Ruu, tell the whole truth. We play boggle aswell!

I've heard about those stags!!!

meditraitor · 19-10-2006 12:17PM

Extreme Stag

TerrorFirmer · 19-10-2006 02:05PM

meditraitor wrote:

Extreme Stag

I'm in a pretty foul mood this fine afternoon but I couldn't help but give a smile at that

crackernutz · 19-10-2006 02:18PM

it took me a while to read through this thread because of language differences ,but I managed. Here we call them Bachelor parties for the unknowing. Last one I went too, we took our friend out to a strip club. You pay the club around 50 us dollars to get him on the stage. They dance for him, the rip off his shirt, wrap a belt around his neck and walk him down the stage to the end, at the end the skanks strippers beat his butt with belts and tear his underwear off. it's quite embaressing ,but well worth it to see your friends ass and face all red.

BaZmO* · 19-10-2006 03:36PM

We all dress up as Mr. T

Tall Tom · 19-10-2006 04:25PM

BaZmO* wrote:

We all dress up as Mr. T

OMG! :eek:

GAA widow · 19-10-2006 04:35PM

Big Nelly wrote:

Nah your just a sad woman who know you bloke is already shagging around but thinks he is going to do it on some stag nite, and guess what you are right!!!

Jesus, who stole the jam out of your doughnut???

GAA widow · 19-10-2006 04:41PM

\m/_(>_<)_\m/ wrote:

ah but you have come up against the "stag wall of silence"
so your curiosity continues along with every other woman who want to know what go on.

very true! I can't get over how some people here equate curiosity with trust issues - why would anyone ever consider marrying someone they think they couldn't trust?

BaZmO* · 19-10-2006 05:01PM

GAA widow wrote:

very true! I can't get over how some people here equate curiosity with trust issues - why would anyone ever consider marrying someone they think they couldn't trust?

But why would you ask what's the REAL story if you don't trust him? Surely if you trusted him you could just ask him yourself.

I'd have to agree with the post below. I've been to many stags in the last couple of years and the Grooms-to-be have never been naughty boys, it's the married ones that you have to watch out for.

Having said that though, like every thing in life, it depends on the person. Some guys cheat and some guys don't, just like their female counterparts.

On the Stags that I've been on, most included a trip to a Lapdancing club, which after the intial excitement, gets very boring very quick. The main reason to go is to get the Stag up on stage to get the p1ss ripped out of him. All harmless fun and it really is dependant or whether the Stag is into it or not. I've been to Stags party that were quite civilised too, it just depends on the group of people going.

meditraitor wrote:

I've been on 6 stags in the past year (30 odd now, all the lads getting hooked) and I can honestly say not one of the Grooms to be screwed around..

Although some of the already married guys on the trips did the nasty(****ing wedding rings are better than rohypnol for getting birds it seems)

\m/_(>_<)_\m/ · 20-10-2006 09:46AM

GAA widow wrote:

very true! I can't get over how some people here equate curiosity with trust issues - why would anyone ever consider marrying someone they think they couldn't trust?

Yes true, so are you going through with it or will you call it off.

What's the REAL story with stag nights?

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