Boards.ie: The Movie

So who would you cast for the parts of the posters?

You can pick Actors or Characters.

Also feel free to add what circumstances they would meet their end. Muhahahaha. Ok, so Im bored. Its Monday.

I'll start; Sparky S: "The Girl Next Door 2" (Elisha would be sexed up to within an inch of her life )

ST*: "Is Your Wife a Secret Lesbian From The Northside?" (Soft porn made in a Blair Witch Project style. It doesnt make it past the censors. She eventually goes off her head and kills all her lovers off in a sexual position she calls "The Enchanted Widow")

Pighead
: "Phoenix Nights: The Piggy Adventure" (Pighead stars as Max. Set in Finglas his adventures include screaming daily at strangers in Paddy Power, eating frogurts and trying to get into Beruthiel's knickers every other weekend. He's killed by a jealous Karl Hungus in final minutes with a knitting needle))

Kiera: "Fighting Talk" (Set in Kiera's office and directed by Ricky Gervais it sees one womans struggle with trying not to cause ructions on an anonymous internet chat forum Sneaky shoulders of vodka in the toilets on her lunchbreak and surfing the net to look for her next argument is the main plotline. After critical acclaim on the independent circuit its picked up by Disney for $18 million)