Boards.ie: The Movie

IvaBigWun

So who would you cast for the parts of the posters?

You can pick Actors or Characters.

Also feel free to add what circumstances they would meet their end. Muhahahaha. Ok, so Im bored. Its Monday.

I'll start; Sparky S: "The Girl Next Door 2" (Elisha would be sexed up to within an inch of her life )

ST*: "Is Your Wife a Secret Lesbian From The Northside?" (Soft porn made in a Blair Witch Project style. It doesnt make it past the censors. She eventually goes off her head and kills all her lovers off in a sexual position she calls "The Enchanted Widow")

Pighead
: "Phoenix Nights: The Piggy Adventure" (Pighead stars as Max. Set in Finglas his adventures include screaming daily at strangers in Paddy Power, eating frogurts and trying to get into Beruthiel's knickers every other weekend. He's killed by a jealous Karl Hungus in final minutes with a knitting needle))

Kiera: "Fighting Talk" (Set in Kiera's office and directed by Ricky Gervais it sees one womans struggle with trying not to cause ructions on an anonymous internet chat forum Sneaky shoulders of vodka in the toilets on her lunchbreak and surfing the net to look for her next argument is the main plotline. After critical acclaim on the independent circuit its picked up by Disney for $18 million)

layke

I gleefully await the pron version.

IvaBigWun

Why was this moved to Film when its a "parody" type of post and not a serious film one? If left here Karl will lock it as soon as he sees it as he takes his forum very seriously Back to AH please or The Thunderdome if anything.

Id PM the Mod who moved it except I dont know which one did.

Ruu_Old

It is back in AH. My mistake, carry on.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ruu wrote:

It is back in AH. My mistake, carry on.

Staring Ned Flanders as Ruu...

IvaBigWun

Ruu wrote:

It is back in AH. My mistake, carry on.

Cheers Ruu

Mrs_Doyle

CSG: "SUPER NYMPHO!"
The tale of young North Side woman, who happens to be Nymphomaniac Good Samaritan. She trawls Night Club toilets, rescuing young damsels, who for one reason or another, find themselves in distress.
Once the young damsels have been rescued, CSG celebrates her good deeds by indulging in an exhausting bout of furious sex with the first available young love machine she see's.

HEY HEY HEY!!:eek: :mad:

He doesnt have to be available I like a challenge!:D

good idea for a thread though!

Demetrius

"One fell into The Cuckoo's Nest"

A man (moi!) is sent to a pysch ward after taking an overdose of skittles, coke and after going postal on his cooworkers, and is left in the care of a group of female nurses, the head honcho of these femalardos being L4L, who proceed to brainwash him in the deadly arts in preparation for wedging Bertie Ahern at a fancy do in the midlands (the location being: the Parish hall, Mucker, Co. Monaghan)

Codeword will be provided on boards.ie by something blue and furry.

TerrorFirmer

Speed 4: If Tar Aldarions furious 25 post per day average dips below 24.98, his computer will turn off without going through the proper windows shut down. A true rollecoaster of a ride from start to finish

sonic juice

If you want I could play the mischievous keyboard,at night I click and throb driving eveyone on boards mad....then well we can have a European ending,some leaves trickle next to the spacebar and FIN

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

layke wrote:

I gleefully await the pron version.

Hnag on - the PRON version...?

IvaBigWun

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

Hnag on - the PRON version...?

I think this originates from the idea that the word "P0rn" attracts unwanted traffic to websites from filthy Sligo farmers and the like. Hence the reason why most users spell it as "Pron"?

Piste

Demetrius wrote:

"One fell into The Cuckoo's Nest"

A man (moi!) is sent to a pysch ward after taking an overdose of skittles, coke and after going postal on his cooworkers, and is left in the care of a group of female nurses, the head honcho of these femalardos being L4L, who proceed to brainwash him in the deadly arts in preparation for wedging Bertie Ahern at a fancy do in the midlands (the location being: the Parish hall, Mucker, Co. Monaghan)

Codeword will be provided on boards.ie by something blue and furry.

Yes, my avatar knows the codeword, and he will die with it!

Jack B. Badd

HavoK wrote:

Speed 4: If Tar Aldarions furious 25 post per day average dips below 24.98, his computer will turn off without going through the proper windows shut down. A true rollecoaster of a ride from start to finish

Pighead

The 40 Year Old Virgin: Starring julep as himself.

YeatsCounty

Outbreak 2: Dustin Hoffman must stop a person known only as "monkeyfudge" from unleashing the deadly Motaba virus onto boards.ie. If he fails, all Internet users could be wiped out within ten days. This is good news for the RIAA, who try to stop Hoffman at every turn.

(This is Hollywood, anything can happen )

Rb

HavoK wrote:

Speed 4: If Tar Aldarions furious 25 post per day average dips below 24.98, his computer will turn off without going through the proper windows shut down. A true rollecoaster of a ride from start to finish

Brilliant!

Necronomicon

HavoK wrote:

Speed 4: If Tar Aldarions furious 25 post per day average dips below 24.98, his computer will turn off without going through the proper windows shut down. A true rollecoaster of a ride from start to finish

Good one! But with almost 9 and a half thousand posts in under 2 years, you could almost star in it yourself

Ruu_Old

Pighead wrote:

The 40 Year Old Virgin: Starring julep as himself.

:eek: Controversial as always Pighead.

I guess I could star in some a of Pleasantville or something. "Honey, I'm hooommmee"*shudder*

Necronomicon

Ruu wrote:

:eek: Controversial as always Pighead.

I guess I could star in some sequel of Pleasantville or something. "Honey, I'm hooommmee"

Or a SIGPO movie. You could hunt down all the bad guys with dodgy sigs!

"This is a raid! Drop your sig (to 20k) and come out with your hands up!"

dr.bollocko

The book was better.

IvaBigWun

White Wash Man: The Man Who Played God

gandalf

Mad Amp 3 - Beyond Thunderdome

Amp decides to take on the lawless Thunderdome and put a charter up but has to take on MasterRegi, Auntie DeVore and Pig Killer Cloud. Who will rule Bartertown (adverts.ie)!!!!

Will he tame the wild Thunderdome or will the evil admins 12-click him !!!!

Tar.Aldarion

HavoK wrote:

Speed 4: If Tar Aldarions furious 25 post per day average dips below 24.98, his computer will turn off without going through the proper windows shut down. A true rollecoaster of a ride from start to finish

I demand to be played by a can of spam(in a skirt) that just sits in front of the computer.

dr.bollocko

Tar, u are not a woman. I have checked into this, even if you haven't.

IvaBigWun

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

Staring Ned Flanders as Ruu...

Perfect Has there ever been a more wholesome Mod of AH? He must be 6 months looking after things now and we still havent corrupted the guy.

There's actually a Simpsons movie out next July (apparently R rated too :eek:)

So we have Ruu for Ned, who else for the rest of the cast?

Basq

How about a few movie posters in the mix?

Obvious... but hopefully some more will surface!

faceman

Can we have a subtitled version?

scojones

basquille wrote:

How about a few movie posters in the mix?

Obvious... but hopefully some more will surface!

Haha, excellent.

Basq

Yet another crap photoshop attempt

Basq

Another obvious.. equally crap effort!

PS - i should have stopped at the CSG Kiera one!

Ruu_Old

Haha, not too bad. How about this ? (takes a lot less of course..):)

bluto63

basquille wrote:

Yet another crap photoshop attempt

Brilliant

Basq

I'd pay to go see this!

Stabshauptmann

damn I wish search was working. Theres a few threads in photoshop i think, heres one:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=101285

Ruu_Old

One for all the family!

Basq

My last for the night!

Ruu wrote:

One for all the family!

Ha.. love it!

IvaBigWun

basquille wrote:

I'd pay to go see this!

Joeface

an 18 hour epic of one boardster , thing to upload his mind on to the net so he can live for ever

basquille

basquille wrote:

How about a few movie posters in the mix?

Obvious... but hopefully some more will surface!

my boobs look great in that pic!:D

Beruthiel

Many years ago, there was a big thread in After Hours with many highly amusing movie posters..

Tar.Aldarion

I read that, it was hilarious.
Good photoshop skillz back then.

IvaBigWun

More Basquille please

Jules

The Witches of Eastwick
Starring Thaedydal as Cher
Beruthiel as Michelle Pfeiffer
tSubh Dearg as Susan Sarandon

But who for the part of Jack Nicholson..... Talliesin.. maybe Amp

any suggestions

tried to get a cast pic up here but too thick!!!!

monkeyfudge

Basquille
In 2004, A Nineteen-Year-Old Unknown Television Addict Took The boards.ie Television Forum By Storm. The Rest Is TV History.

http://www.monkeyfudge.com/images/basq.jpg



(Sorry if that's an obscure reference... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115632/)

Merrick

dr.bollocko wrote:

Tar, u are not a woman. I have checked into this, even if you haven't.

This is where Breakfast in Pluto should have been mentioned. Wish my Photoshop was working right now.

Lust4Life

Posted by Demetrius:
femalardos being L4L

Dem, Darling, I take offense to that choice of wording. There's nothing Lardo about me!
You ought to have said Femme Fatalles!!!!!!!

I'll bet you could possibly even talk some of us Lady tCN'ers into wearing Naughty Nurse Uniforms for the filming!

Black Swan

I'll audition for the La Femme Nikita role. Who do I have to fight for it?*







*Oh, you lads who cross-dress and attempt to deprive me of my role, look out! Heard a rumour that the director has employed off-duty US immigration officials to look up your dress.

Ruu_Old

After Hours-a boards.ie film *rocks back and forth in thought*

Basq

monkeyfudge wrote:

Basquille
In 2004, A Nineteen-Year-Old Unknown Television Addict Took The boards.ie Television Forum By Storm. The Rest Is TV History.

http://www.monkeyfudge.com/images/basq.jpg



(Sorry if that's an obscure reference... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115632/)

Ha - me like! Stupendous cast on my bio-pic i must say!

Two can play at this game...

"For the kids of BlahBlah Junior High, their summer vacation of terror started with an innocent game of what was then referred to as 'Fudge-A-Mania' - turning off the light, and saying 'Fudge' 5 times while staring a mirror caused a hideous being to emerge and poke out THEIR EYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!"

Rated: PG-13 -

Fudge-A-Mania

"5 random strangers come together in a 'Saw'-type horror.. a psychopathic primate hell bent on seeing them die in ever-increasing stupid and hilarious ways.." -

Rated: R for RIGHT GOOD TIME! -

The Darwin Awards

EDIT: Stroke of genius from Ruu there!