I wish I hadn't said that....

WunderFull · 30-09-2006 05:12PM

Where do I begin... 2 guys from sitting at computers, I was going to stand on one of the tables to open the window... and said out loud "Hmmm, which one will I get up on?".
Mortification.

(Can't gte better innuendo: http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html)

Pherekydes · 30-09-2006 05:52PM

A number of years ago I rang into work and my boss was handed the phone with "it's slowcoach*". He took the phone and said to me, "You can't have a sick day, there's nothing wrong with you, you have half an hour to get in here" (jokingly of course). After a pregnant pause, he said "Well what's wrong with you today?" and I answered, "My father died this morning".

*slowcoach is not my real name

Piste · 30-09-2006 09:14PM

My friend was moaning about his looks to me and wailed "I'm Mutt-ugly!" to which I replied "you're not MUTT ugly..."

There's not much of a save for that one...

Pigman II · 30-09-2006 09:34PM

Slow coach wrote:

"My father died this morning".

Yeah, I wouldn't have liked to have had to say that either.

Slippin Jimmy · 30-09-2006 09:45PM

I think it had to be today. I have been going out with my girlfriend for about 5 months now. I was really pissed off at her for various reasons. But when I taught about it later none of them were her fault. Anyway,we were standing at the bus stop in Navan waiting for the bus for her friend to come. I turned around and said to her that I think its best we end it. She turned around to her friend and said "Im going home." She walked off in the direction of her house. I stood there with my mate and her friend ran after her. She came back to me and said shes not comming back. Well I tell you know, I pegged it down Watergate Street as quick as I could.

I caught up beside her and told her that I was sorry and didn't mean it. She said she wanted to go home and to get out of her way. I wudn't take no for an answer, and I got her to look me in the eye and I told her that I loved her and that I was sorry. This went on for about 2 minutes straight. After a while the two of us walked back to the bus stop and started talking. I felt really bad for saying it because I am crazy about her and she didn't deserve that. I love her very much and it was just awful what I said.

So thats my addition to the worst thing you ever said, because basically it was.

Peteee · 30-09-2006 10:33PM

I love you

Piste · 30-09-2006 10:56PM

DonnybrookGhost wrote:

I think it had to be today. I have been going out with my girlfriend for about 5 months now. I was really pissed off at her for various reasons. But when I taught about it later none of them were her fault. Anyway,we were standing at the bus stop in Navan waiting for the bus for her friend to come. I turned around and said to her that I think its best we end it. She turned around to her friend and said "Im going home." She walked off in the direction of her house. I stood there with my mate and her friend ran after her. She came back to me and said shes not comming back. Well I tell you know, I pegged it down Watergate Street as quick as I could.

I caught up beside her and told her that I was sorry and didn't mean it. She said she wanted to go home and to get out of her way. I wudn't take no for an answer, and I got her to look me in the eye and I told her that I loved her and that I was sorry. This went on for about 2 minutes straight. After a while the two of us walked back to the bus stop and started talking. I felt really bad for saying it because I am crazy about her and she didn't deserve that. I love her very much and it was just awful what I said.

So thats my addition to the worst thing you ever said, because basically it was.

You broke up with someone IN FRONT of their friend? :eek:

tman · 30-09-2006 11:09PM

This one time... Tar called Siogfinsceal "embee"
I was all, like:p

:eek:

bounty_hunter · 30-09-2006 11:59PM

tman wrote:

This one time... Tar called Siogfinsceal "embee"
I was all, like:p :eek:

I was going to point that out but my connection went down and I couldn't be arsed by the time it was back up. For shame!

Tar.Aldarion · 02-10-2006 11:40AM

tman wrote:

This one time... Tar called Siogfinsceal "embee"
I was all, like:p :eek:

Shut up.

brown*eyed*girl · 03-10-2006 10:00AM

Getting lunch the other day in busy bar & was being served by a really sexy barman & lots of builders in the queue behind me. Barman asks me do I want brown bread or a roll with my soup. I say roll & the barman says they're a bit hard & would I prefer brown bread. I say really loudly & enthusiastically that "I love them hard and the harder the better". I had only finished the sentence when I realised himself & all the queue had taken it up the dirty way. I was very

but in fairness it was funny

TequilaMockingBird · 03-10-2006 11:27AM

My mother had been ill and was sent down to Cork Hospital from Clare, my boss was great and gave me time off to stay in Cork with her. When we got home Mum was great, but I was knackered so I thought I'd stretch it out and take another day or two off. My boss rang to see how mum was, I said we were still in hospital for another few days, but I'd be back to work then. Put the phone down and realised she had rang the landline...in Clare... :eek:
A little awkward going back to work...

I wish I hadn't said that....

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