No Run of the Mill, Normal Peasant Users Please

DaBreno · 22-09-2006 11:29PM

Sarky wrote:

How uncouth. If there was an administer-a-sound-thrashing-through-the-internet device in existence, you may be sure I would have one of my servants use it on you!

Nice idea actually. Consider it patented.

Thaedydal wrote:

/me places a hex of withering man/boyhood on DaBreno in the traditional manner of pointing cackling with laughter and telling everyone how small he is.

Y'Know bannage could be the least of your worries just be glad I am mostly nice.

Do not try and frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. *Gakkkk*
Penis....shrinking....yet...more.....

The Sweeper · 22-09-2006 11:29PM

And stamped all over freedom of speech. And rallied against the peasants. And used the huge volumes of cash from advertising and subscriptions not to buy servers.

You want to know why there's more money and still no new servers?

Coz there are more mods, and a prerequisite for more hookers and coke to go around.

tbh · 22-09-2006 11:32PM

I'm so torn between my desire to appear un-ruleable, and my desire to be a ruler. Is there a name for such a quandry?

DaBreno · 22-09-2006 11:33PM

tbh wrote:

I'm so torn between my desire to appear un-ruleable, and my desire to be a ruler. Is there a name for such a quandry?

Irish?

The Sweeper · 22-09-2006 11:33PM

Yes. Sycophantic peasant. does that have a pee in it? I'll put pee with it for you if it needs.

gandalf · 22-09-2006 11:33PM

tbh wrote:

I'm so torn between my desire to appear un-ruleable, and my desire to be a ruler. Is there a name for such a quandry?

Yeah its called being a lackey !!!!!

Now kneel and we may give you some power (someday*)

*this may be a complete and utter lie

Nevyn · 22-09-2006 11:34PM

amp wrote:

it's about time we stamped out these revolting peasants, tbh.

Do we have to ?
I mean these are new boots and they are bound to make a mess and fuss and whine.
Can't we just splice adverts in as every 3rd post and use the money to fund the creation of a user geniside machine, there is one for chickens so why not users ?

amp · 22-09-2006 11:35PM

DaBreno wrote:

I'll rebel against powers and principalities, all the time. Always, I will.
-Paul Thomas Anderson

Director of Magnolia..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our Freeeeedooooommm
-Mel Gibson

William Wallace. Died by being hung drawn and quartered having failed to achieve a free Scotland.

Fight Tha Powa!
-Public Enemy #1

Ok, I'll give you Chuck D. But you'll have to sit at the back of the bus.

tbh · 22-09-2006 11:37PM

Thaedydal wrote:

Can't we just splice adverts in as every 3rd post and use the money to fund the creation of a user geniside machine, there is one for chickens so why not users ?

LET LOOSE THE SHILLS OF WAR!

WhiteWashMan · 22-09-2006 11:37PM

tbh wrote:

I'm so torn between my desire to appear un-ruleable, and my desire to be a ruler. Is there a name for such a quandry?

fancy a job as a moderator of AH?

WhiteWashMan · 22-09-2006 11:38PM

amp wrote:

=
Ok, I'll give you Chuck D. But you'll have to sit at the back of the bus.

pleb...
how low can you go?
like little hoe?
what a moderator know.....

gandalf · 22-09-2006 11:39PM

Thaedydal wrote:

Do we have to ?
I mean these are new boots and they are bound to make a mess and fuss and whine.
Can't we just splice adverts in as every 3rd post and use the money to fund the creation of a user geniside machine, there is one for chickens so why not users ?

What send them for some "Special Threatment"

Nevyn · 22-09-2006 11:39PM

tbh wrote:

LET LOOSE THE SHILLS OF WAR!

Let Slip the Shills of war!

No after that screw up tbh can't be a mod.

amp · 22-09-2006 11:39PM

Thaedydal wrote:

Do we have to ?
I mean these are new boots and they are bound to make a mess and fuss and whine.
Can't we just splice adverts in as every 3rd post and use the money to fund the creation of a user geniside machine, there is one for chickens so why not users ?

If we kill them then who will we oppress?

amp · 22-09-2006 11:43PM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

pleb...
how low can you go?
like little hoe?
what a moderator know.....

I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amp

DaBreno · 22-09-2006 11:43PM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

pleb...
how low can you go?
like little hoe?
what a moderator know.....

Your the Man now Dog!

Stark · 22-09-2006 11:44PM

amp wrote:

If we kill them then who will we oppress?

The hosted forum moderators.

The Sweeper · 22-09-2006 11:45PM

Ahahahah in the middle of all of this I'm getting abusive PMs from a user with three posts. I'm responding to them too - I'm feeling benevolent towards the minions.

Nevyn · 22-09-2006 11:45PM

There will always be more, google sends them to us and they will join and they will post and they will think they own the place and get uppity and we will learn them all, learn them good.

/me ponders how long it will take to grind all the bones of the dead users and how much boards.ie can make selling it as filler for cement to roadstone.

DaBreno · 22-09-2006 11:46PM

amp wrote:

If we kill them then who will we oppress?

"Truly, then," said Alexander, "all the inhabited world is mine. West, north, east, south, there is nothing more for me to conquer. But, after all, how small a kingdom it is!"

Then he sat down and wept because there were not other worlds for him to conquer.

tbh · 22-09-2006 11:46PM

Thaedydal wrote:

Let Slip the Shills of war!

No after that screw up tbh can't be a mod.

what makes it worse is that I corrected someone for doing that recently. There's no medicine like your own medicine!

tbh · 22-09-2006 11:47PM

DaBreno wrote:

"Truly, then," said Alexander, "all the inhabited world is mine. West, north, east, south, there is nothing more for me to conquer. But, after all, how small a kingdom it is!"

Then he sat down and wept because there were not other worlds for him to conquer.

"He was 30. Bristow is 27."

The legendary Sid Waddell.

Stark · 22-09-2006 11:47PM

DaBreno wrote:

Then he sat down and wept because there were not other worlds for him to conquer.

For like a full 90 minutes. God that was a **** film.

Nevyn · 22-09-2006 11:47PM

gandalf wrote:

What send them for some "Special Threatment"

Well we already have them marked out clearly, you only have to look at thier profile to kow they are lesser.
That will make the process easier.
Should we try experimental treatments on them to see who can be saved and to amuse ourselves ?

Time to transform AH and TCN into the threatment centres they were planned as.

gandalf · 22-09-2006 11:48PM

Ban a user you're a moderator, ban many you're an Smod, ban them all you're an admin.......

DaBreno · 22-09-2006 11:48PM

tbh wrote:

"He was 30. Bristow is 27."

The legendary Sid Waddell.

Excellent!

Stark wrote:

For like a full 90 minutes.

Anyone with Angelina Jolie for a mother and Val Kilmer for a Dad was bound to grow up.....strange. Not his fault!

Sarky · 22-09-2006 11:49PM

DaBreno wrote:

Then he sat down and wept because there were not other worlds for him to conquer.

And then he cheered up and said to himself "Oh, well, time to visit my vast harem full of all the women of the world. And take cool drugs. And oppress the slaves, can't forget that. Y'know, it's not so bad after all!"

WhiteWashMan · 22-09-2006 11:49PM

DaBreno wrote:

"Truly, then," said Alexander, "all the inhabited world is mine. West, north, east, south, there is nothing more for me to conquer. But, after all, how small a kingdom it is!"

Then he sat down and wept because there were not other worlds for him to conquer.

he wept because there nothing as embarassing in the world as someone shouting 'ride macedonians ride' in an irish accent.

Stark · 22-09-2006 11:49PM

Thaedydal wrote:

/me ponders how long it will take to grind all the bones of the dead users and how much boards.ie can make selling it as filler for cement to roadstone.

Your ideas intrigue me. May I interest you in property off the coast of Dublin Bay? Your mound can be lit up and visible from space.

Nevyn · 22-09-2006 11:49PM

tbh wrote:

what makes it worse is that I corrected someone for doing that recently. There's no medicine like your own medicine!

Oh do as I say not do as I do and you may be hypicritcal enough to be a mod.

No Run of the Mill, Normal Peasant Users Please

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