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No Run of the Mill, Normal Peasant Users Please

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  • #32
    Nightwish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    DaBreno wrote:
    Pfffffft. "Foreign Satellite Mod" Beat the chicks off with a stick, do ya?
    I'll have you know he does :D


  • #33
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    He'd probably beat you with a stick, if you asked him nicely. You may have to polish his boots first. With your peasant user tongue. You can probably still sing rebel songs with your tongue out, can't you?


  • #34
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    DaBreno wrote:
    Pfffffft. "Foreign Satellite Mod". Beat the chicks off with a stick, do ya?


    in all fairness....

    *burn*


  • #35
    DaBreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭DaBreno


    Minesajackdaniels wrote:
    He'd probably beat you with a stick, if you asked him nicely. You may have to polish his boots first. With your peasant user tongue. You can probably still sing rebel songs with your tongue out, can't you?

    Probably not the only thing he beats watching dem filthy foreign channels, wha?


  • #36
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,377 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    DaBreno wrote:
    Pfffffft. "Foreign Satellite Mod". Beat the chicks off with a stick, do ya?

    LMAO.

    We're still banning you for being smart with a moderator though.


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  • #37
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Nightwish wrote:
    I'll have you know he does :D

    Especially if they are peasant girl users. He's a harsh man with a stick. Taught me a lot so he did.


  • #38
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    DaBreno wrote:
    Pfffffft. "Foreign Satellite Mod". Beat the chicks off with a stick, do ya?

    No, my girlfriend does that for me. Saves me the bother.


  • #39
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    DaBreno wrote:
    Probably not the only thing he beats watching dem filthy foreign channels, wha?
    This is a prime example of low-class, low-brow. You had made a funneh, then went and ruined it with this one. Damn your caste!


  • #40
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    DaBreno wrote:
    Patrick Sarsfield would turn in his grave. (If it hadnt been dug up for more houses. Probably)

    By riffraff and troublemakers like yourself for nothing more than a new dirty stick, no doubt. Your lack of respect for your betters disgusts me. You ruffians don't seem to realise you sould be honoured we even deign to speak to you when we hand out punishment. If you haven't done anything to deserve it at that time, you will certainly do something that deserves it later.

    Bah. We need to find a solution to these commoners, I say. A solution that lasts, that has a note of finality about it. Perhaps we could deport them all to the same place and keep them concentrated there. We could call them camps, to let them think they're on permanent holiday. Although with the amount of work they do I must say it looks like they think that anyway...


  • #41
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    ... I once broke an iceberg the size of Cork in half with my mating tentacle...


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  • #42
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    See? That's what happens when you let the riffraff in. We should have instigated a boards.ie visa application process from the outset.


  • #43
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Sarky wrote:
    By riffraff and troublemakers like yourself for nothing more than a new dirty stick, no doubt. Your lack of respect for your betters disgusts me. You ruffians don't seem to realise you sould be honoured we even deign to speak to you when we hand out punishment. If you haven't done anything to deserve it at that time, you will certainly do something that deserves it later.

    Bah. We need to find a solution to these commoners. A solution that lasts, or that is even final. Perhaps we could deport them all to the same place and keep them concentrated there. We could call them camps, to let them think they're on permanent holiday. Although with the amount of work they do I must say it looks like they think that anyway...

    See? It's radical thinking like this that has made Sarky one of the fastest rising members of the Moderator elite. I would suggest that we perform "tests" on some users to further our knowledge of human anatomy.


  • #44
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    DaBreno wrote:
    Probably not the only thing he beats watching dem filthy foreign channels, wha?

    For the record, she also does that for me.

    I see the ceiling needs a spot of painting done.


  • #45
    DaBreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭DaBreno


    Sarky wrote:
    By riffraff and troublemakers like yourself for nothing more than a new dirty stick, no doubt. Your lack of respect for your betters disgusts me. You ruffians don't seem to realise you sould be honoured we even deign to speak to you when we hand out punishment. If you haven't done anything to deserve it at that time, you will certainly do something that deserves it later.

    I'll rebel against powers and principalities, all the time. Always, I will.
    -Paul Thomas Anderson

    They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our Freeeeedooooommm
    -Mel Gibson

    Fight Tha Powa!
    -Public Enemy #1


  • #46
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    Minesajackdaniels wrote:
    See? That's what happens when you let the riffraff in.
    Its not too bad, I don't think there was anyone living there at the time...


  • #47
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,377 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Sarky wrote:
    Bah. We need to find a solution to these commoners. A solution that lasts, or that is even final. Perhaps we could deport them all to the same place and keep them concentrated there. We could call them camps, to let them think they're on permanent holiday. Although with the amount of work they do I must say it looks like they think that anyway...

    Indeed it is our duty to act. The days when you could trust them to die in their own filth are long behind us.


  • #48
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    So if the roles are now reversed, is this the point where the peasants tell the mods that if they don't like it, they can always just turn in their badges?
    and also, Are you going to provide any (other) examples or are you just making this all up


    [graham norton]OOOhhhh I've come over all WhiteWashMan[/graham norton]


  • #49
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    amp wrote:
    See? It's radical thinking like this that has made Sarky one of the fastest rising members of the Moderator elite. I would suggest that we perform "tests" on some users to further our knowledge of human anatomy.

    We'd be doing them a favour, really. And besides, we need to do something about the excess population, those wastrels breed like rabbits. Perhaps we should begin hunting them for sport again like in the old days.


  • #50
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    I'd like to cite the entire feedback forum as exhibit A.

    ooo! ooo! Maybe we should just close teh feedback forum, stifle the protests of the peasants, and cut their filthy tongues out?

    And by the way, are you trying to TAKH AHRRR JAHHHBS?


  • #51
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Seeing that the vb code has the mods in a super superior grouping then the regular ( regular pff they wish if they were they would be less full of shit and so anally retentive ) posters.

    So surely it would be possible to deny them posting acess to certain sections,
    they could read but never comment, or better yet an ignore all button for them.

    This may have merit I propose we discuss this futher in the mod channel in irc.


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  • #52
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,377 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    tbh wrote:
    [graham norton]OOOhhhh I've come all over WhiteWashMan[/graham norton]

    Hence the "whitewash" in his username.


  • #53
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    tbh wrote:
    So if the roles are now reversed, is this the point where the peasants tell the mods that if they don't like it, they can always just turn in their badges?
    and also, Are you going to provide any (other) examples or are you just making this all up


    [graham norton]OOOhhhh I've come over all WhiteWashMan[/graham norton]

    nah, if users can make vague and wild accusations, i guess mods can as well.

    but i like youre reference to making it all up. its shame more of your kind dont come clean while they are whinging....


  • #54
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Sarky wrote:
    We'd be doing them a favour, really.
    Absolutely. I think work will bring freedom.


  • #55
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    WhiteWashMan wrote:
    nah, if users can make vague and wild accusations, i guess mods can as well.

    ahh the old "if you can't beat 'em" approach. In my experience, vague and wild are not good bedfellows, the wilder it is, the more specific it is...
    but i like youre reference to making it all up. its shame more of your kind dont come clean while they are whinging....
    you love it really :p


  • #56
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    DaBreno wrote:
    They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our Freeeeedooooommm
    -Mel Gibson
    What are you looking at sugartits!
    -Mel Gibson


  • #57
    DaBreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭DaBreno


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Seeing that the vb code has the mods in a super superior grouping then the regular ( regular pff they wish if they were they would be less full of shit and so anally retentive ) posters.

    So surely it would be possible to deny them posting acess to certain sections,
    they could read but never comment, or better yet an ignore all button for them.

    This may have merit I propose we discuss this futher in the mod channel in irc.

    Stand fast Evil Witch! Your kind is a dying breed. Our Hero will come from within your decaying order.
    Users Of Boards : Behold our Savior ---->
    PSI !!!!!

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52094505&postcount=66


  • #58
    gandalf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,457 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    You see we really need to start mass deportations to P45 of these underlings, I mean we would be doing boards a favour and raising the IQ (ok by not alot) over there.

    I mean these so called ordinary user's idea of foreplay is buying their bird a pack of chips and using the grease as.......well you can see where this leads. I mean do we want this going on in boards I for one don't so action needs to be taken and it needs to be drastic. I think amp and wwman should be made mods of the new ethnic cleansing board and allowed to snap into action immediately !!!!


  • #59
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    DaBreno wrote:
    I'll rebel against powers and principalities, all the time. Always, I will.
    -Paul Thomas Anderson
    Typically low-born response. People who rebel get shot.
    They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our Freeeeedooooommm
    -Mel Gibson

    Yes we can, you simpleton, that's what you're all complaining about in the first place. There's just no reasoning with you commoners, your brains are clearly too small for logic.
    Fight Tha Powa!
    -Public Enemy #1

    How uncouth. If there was an administer-a-sound-thrashing-through-the-internet device in existence, you may be sure I would have one of my servants use it on you!


  • #60
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Can't we just make all the regular posters miseriable users ? or did We do that already.
    When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

    1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
    2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
    3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
    4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
    5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
    6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
    7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

    Note: All the above options are set in the vBulletin Options.

    The redirect to p45rant is also an excellent idea.

    /me places a hex of withering man/boyhood on DaBreno in the traditional manner of pointing cackling with laughter and telling everyone how small he is.

    Y'Know bannage could be the least of your worries just be glad I am mostly nice.


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  • #61
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    tbh wrote:
    So if the roles are now reversed, is this the point where the peasants tell the mods that if they don't like it, they can always just turn in their badges?

    No, unless you're talking about Sparky-S but he's new to cocaine and will take a while to handle the swings.
    and also, Are you going to provide any (other) examples or are you just making this all up

    Why should we? We're finally cutting through the bull and telling it like it is. Not a single shred of evidence was offered by any user to show moderator's abusing their position. Not a sausage.

    This isn't strange though because we removed all the evidence and edited users posts containing the links to the threads. I know this is contradictory our new position but it's about time we stamped out these revolting peasants, tbh.

    [graham norton]OOOhhhh I've come over all WhiteWashMan[/graham norton][/QUOTE]


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