Q & A Thread

No... I have to wear a kilt.


Will I bring a rose clenched between my butt cheeks?

Go on... be a divil... do it.


Will you be careful though?

Try it that way.... no, the other is better.


Can I have some too?

Of course I'm here.

Why are you here?

No! Nyx surrounds yet harangues me like the apparition she is.:(

Would there be a demand for a Colleseum-style sport in Croke park, with perhaps me dressed in a leather skirt, like Crowe?

Mmmmmmmmm....I don't come cheap.:)


What sort of money are we talking here?

I don't come with the boards subscription therefore pay-up or be gone!

In TCN, why have us males been pushed to the fringes under the leadership of Blue, L4L and the rest of The Coven?:p (I remember de dayess when t'was only meself an' Homah an' Tar and a piece of string)

I can resist sexy men no problem. Applies Bosco for Men aftershave/repellent to swan-neck

How about if I do a round-up and shift everyone in TCN over to DIY Hardware for half an hour? Would they ban us all if we spread our CN wild oats to other forums?

I need two back shocks, a timing belt, right-drive shaft, new set of spark-plugs, the head that needs to be reconditioned, brake-pads on all four wheels, a right-wing mirror, some light panel-beating to be done on the right wheel arch, oil (since you offered) and filters-air, petrol and oil.

When do want to tow it over?

Yes and no.:) Car functions, and I drive the death-trap, but walking is occasionally embarked upon too.

What sort of jalopy do you ride? Vehicle-wise, I mean?:)