Q & A Thread

Capt'n Midnight

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Depends upon who's on first, and who's on second.

:rolleyes: Don't you know Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third... ?

Black Swan

The Capt'n knows!


Should I go to the beach today,* or just lay in bed? (Decisions, decisions)







*To beach or not to beach, that is the question? OK, just answer my question, don't beach about it!

Lust4Life

Alvays vit yer beachin! Don't forget the sun screen!


How have I never heard Hump De Bump before last night? Have I been living in a cave?

boneless

She lives in a cave... she must be bin Ladens moll!!! Slot her, quick!!!

Why do I have to cut my hedge today?

Lust4Life

so the neighbors can see you nekked.


Shall I let my hair be naturally curly today or should I try to straighten it?

Star Lord

I say naturally curly. Because then its easy to hang little doo-dads from, like pens, pencils and fridges.

What should I eat tonight?

(And I mean for dinner you dirty minded feckers )

Lust4Life

Well, I have some leftover steak if you'd like that. It was too rare for my taste.

Hmmm - hang things from the little ringlets. Interesting.

So you've seen my hair then?

Star Lord

No thanks, I like mine medium to well done, dont wanna see any pink bits in it, but it has to be still tender enough. But thanks for the offer!

Seen your hair? From here? *cranes neck* Nope, still can't see it, but thats probably cuz I'm short.

Ok a question...

erm...

Would you like me to see your hair?

Lust4Life

Um. I don't know you well enough. And you declined dinner.



How can we form a rapport this way?

Star Lord

I didn't decline dinner, I merely declined half-raw meat! And we can form rapport through witty/cheeky/wtf banter!

I'll buy dinner, where we going?

Lust4Life

Hmmm. There's a good mexican place around the corner from my house.



Are those lotto numbers in your sig any good? Should I try them this week?

Star Lord

Lust4Life wrote:

Hmmm. There's a good mexican place around the corner from my house.

Are those lotto numbers in your sig any good? Should I try them this week?

Mmmm Mexican!!! You're definately workin your way into my nawty but nice list!
And the lotto numbers depends on if you watch Lost or not...

Tacos or burritos?

Lust4Life

They have both, but I prefer the quesodillas with extra sour cream and fresh made guacamole on the side.


Do you like your food hot and spicy?

Star Lord

Lust4Life wrote:

They have both, but I prefer the quesodillas with extra sour cream and fresh made guacamole on the side.

Do you like your food hot and spicy?

I like most things hot and spicy. Except: Water, Milk, Ice Cream and Yoghurt and I don't know why I capitalised those. Hmm...

Going Dutch or going commando?

Lust4Life

Well, you said you'd buy, so I guess it's commando!


Will boneless be joining us? (He adores going commando)

Star Lord

I know not... I often wonder how mr boneless manages to function, seeing as he has no means of support... :eek:

Whats a quesodilla?

Lust4Life

it's much like a burrito only the shell is different, and lots of cumin to make it saltier, and red bell peppers in it along with the usual mexican fillings. They are lightly fried which makes the soft shell crispy. Very tasty.


Gonna try one?

Star Lord

*drooling* Oh hell yeah, that sounds fantastic!


Can I have the money for the flight please? lol

Lust4Life

Ah! You saw the catch did you? Yes, I'm in wisconsin!
Hmmm. So I pay for your flight and you pay for dinner... I don't think that would come out even.


How about we just dine together in separate restaurants then?;)

challengemaster

nah


Q. is it just me or does everything seem pointless..

Lust4Life

sometimes I believe you're right about that, CM.


But we'll keep on going anyway, won't we?

Star Lord

We keep going right until we stop!
I'm afraid that this dinner plan just isn't working out. You may eat lovely Mexican food while I eat my toast

[haddaway]What is love?[/haddaway]

Lust4Life

Songwriters have been asking that for years and no one really has a clear answer, except maybe James Brown. He feels Good.


So what else do you like to do besides eat and chat?

The Bollox

I like to play with myself the odd time, odd being every 5 mins

why am I so tired today?

Lust4Life

cuz you played with yourself too much last night!


Came out of hiding, did you?;)

Star Lord

Marts wrote:

I like to play with myself the odd time, odd being every 5 mins

why am I so tired today?

I think you answered the question before you asked it!

I work, sleep, geek about on my computer too much, read. Don't go out down here, cuz I don't really know many people down here, but go out all the time at my home town.

Is life in Wisconson really just exactly like in that 70's show? (I heard its filmed live, so those events must be actually be going on!)

Lust4Life

Ha! Actually there was an episode where they stold some "Ronald McDonald" from a restaurant and the news had a field day with it? That actually DID happen, but in the 80's and not the 70's, and it was Big Boy from the Oshkosh Big Boy Restaurant. And Brian (from Omro Wisconsin) DID get busted for taking it in his hatchback. He had to do community service for a long long time!
So I guess they do borrow real stuff for the show. It was fun watching that episode! But no, we don't all sit around in basements getting high and talking silly.


Does that make it worth watching for you?

Star Lord

Lust4Life wrote:

we don't all sit around in basements getting high and talking silly.

Does that make it worth watching for you?

Just some of you then?
Your watching worthiness depends on altogether different factors!

Are leprechauns:

a) Scary
b) Cute
c) Gold hoarding little feckers

??

The Bollox

all the above and perverts to boot

why do we eat so many spuds?

Lust4Life

You still believe in leprechauns?

EDIT: SLOWWW!

Marts, I Love potatoes! there's so many different ways to make them! Ah - let me rephrase that for the casually perverted - there's so many ways to COOK them.


How do you like your spuds?