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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I duno why he/she asked that but if you need someone to hide the body, gimme a PM.


    Need someone to hide a body?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Yes!!! And I didn't answer because it could incriminate me!

    Know anywhere good to hide it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Mallet. People are squishy when you hit them hard enough!

    Where is my link gone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Where's your link? Same place I'd recommend hiding a body at!



    Would ya like to know where?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Yes!!

    Could you tell me asap? She's starting to decompose and smell!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Bury her in an already dug grave in a graveyard before the funeral. That way no-one can find the body without an exhumation order from a court.

    Smart ain't I?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Very! (I didn't really kill anyone though, it's just for futue reference!)

    Why's it so quiet here tonight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Cuz we've all got a life I suppose, at least tonight.



    Q: Can I run away?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Sure!

    Where you going?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,069 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: out for a smoothie

    Q: Anyone want one?


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A. Yes! Bring me one. Oh, be sure the flight attendant puts it in the airline frig so that it doesn't turn to liquid.

    Q. What flavour?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Vanilla Ice, your favourite, Blue.

    Q:Q?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Must have blonde pony Qs on the brain

    Do you think much about THAT at work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    I'm thinking of a strip of paper with the name of an animal at either side.

    How does a Mobius strip work?:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,069 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: its obviously some form of sorcery

    Q: what you talkin bout willis?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A. Dem can only answer that one

    Q. So when do I get my smoothie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,069 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    here ya go Tropical%20strawberry%20smoothie.jpg


    Q: hows life in SoCal?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A. Yummmmmmmmmmm! I'll toss in some rum. It's quiet here past 3AM, windows open, a slight breeze off the Pacific, flatmate is asleep, but not me.

    Q. So work's a bore, and SC to boards explore?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,069 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    work is indeed a bore i must say, unlike the chaos of yesterday

    Q: do you ever sleep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Probably not

    Q. How come TCN is so quiet?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    no, I simply gaze out into the stars/night sky/whatever is there.


    why? do you sleep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    yep, all the time.

    Caffeine based drink anyone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    I am


    What are you doingt right now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Eh? Boards, yahoo, myspace, internet shopping, drinking and listening to music

    You?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Eating, waiting, looking, listening, speaking, but most of all pining.:(

    If Mary took a bath right after a man and nine months later the Son of God popped out, what conclusion could one draw?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,069 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: that the sky is blue

    Q: whats beef?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Me as a Chippingdale

    If the Buddha and a carrot had a child, what would they call him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Budrrot, but everyone who call him bud(-wiser)


    Why do you ask?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A. He was pining. (He's the boards lumberjack)

    Q. What's to do on hump night (Wednesday)?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Lots of computer stuff... just fiddling.

    And you???


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