So I got arested

jezza · 10-09-2006 03:19AM #1

Wayhay for me,
Shytttttty kunts

BigCon · 10-09-2006 04:11AM

jezza wrote:

Wayhay for me,
Shytttttty kunts

Just in case you change your mind and delete the post.
Evil, I know

Lust4Life · 10-09-2006 10:11AM

Jezza, are you serious?
Ouch!

jezza · 10-09-2006 10:52AM

Yeah dead serious.
I got mugged and I got arrested for it.
Asshats.

wyndham · 10-09-2006 11:29AM

Did you mug yourself?

jezza · 10-09-2006 11:32AM

Romanian *****.
I got mugged and I got arrested.
Because I was mugged. Assholes.

chamlis · 10-09-2006 11:39AM

Ok you'll have to explain this one

jezza · 10-09-2006 12:42PM

Me gets robbed. My brother goes to get the cops. The cops don't want to come onto that street. My brother tells them they sort it or he will. Guards come. Guards search the ones that took it. Guards find nothing. Guards come back to me and tell me that theres nothing they can do. Guards are going to walk away from me. Me gets mad. Me tells guard if he doesnt get back here i'd break his face. Guard comes back. Guard tells me to calm down. Me tells guard he's there to do a job, protecting the public, not standing on the corner picking his nose. Guard not like that. Guard asks me my name. Even though he knew it. Guard asks me my birthday, me cant remember what year. Guard accuses me of being 16. Me takes offence. Me tells him I'm 17 and 300 and 40 something days. Guys start to laugh. Guard get thick. Guard insults my brother and I get thick. Guard threatened to arrest me and I said well come on so I'll walk down with ya. Guard wouldn't come. Guard goes to walk away again. I get annoyed and ask him if I robbed my money back off the romanians would he arrest me and hes like yeah, if i saw you breaking the law i'd arrest you. I tell him I'll wait till he goes round the corner. Guard thinks/knows I'm serious. Guard arrests.

Theres prob a lot more that I cant remember.

chamlis · 10-09-2006 01:24PM

Where was this?

ps, I like you.

FlutterinBantam · 10-09-2006 01:29PM

jezza wrote:

Me gets robbed. My brother goes to get the cops. The cops don't want to come onto that street. My brother tells them they sort it or he will. Guards come. Guards search the ones that took it. Guards find nothing. Guards come back to me and tell me that theres nothing they can do. Guards are going to walk away from me. Me gets mad. Me tells guard if he doesnt get back here i'd break his face. Guard comes back. Guard tells me to calm down. Me tells guard he's there to do a job, protecting the public, not standing on the corner picking his nose. Guard not like that. Guard asks me my name. Even though he knew it. Guard asks me my birthday, me cant remember what year. Guard accuses me of being 16. Me takes offence. Me tells him I'm 17 and 300 and 40 something days. Guys start to laugh. Guard get thick. Guard insults my brother and I get thick. Guard threatened to arrest me and I said well come on so I'll walk down with ya. Guard wouldn't come. Guard goes to walk away again. I get annoyed and ask him if I robbed my money back off the romanians would he arrest me and hes like yeah, if i saw you breaking the law i'd arrest you. I tell him I'll wait till he goes round the corner. Guard thinks/knows I'm serious. Guard arrests.

Theres prob a lot more that I cant remember.

Me thinks you complete asshole!!

Doomspell · 10-09-2006 01:33PM

jezza wrote:

Me gets robbed. My brother goes to get the cops. The cops don't want to come onto that street. My brother tells them they sort it or he will. Guards come. Guards search the ones that took it. Guards find nothing. Guards come back to me and tell me that theres nothing they can do. Guards are going to walk away from me. Me gets mad. Me tells guard if he doesnt get back here i'd break his face. Guard comes back. Guard tells me to calm down. Me tells guard he's there to do a job, protecting the public, not standing on the corner picking his nose. Guard not like that. Guard asks me my name. Even though he knew it. Guard asks me my birthday, me cant remember what year. Guard accuses me of being 16. Me takes offence. Me tells him I'm 17 and 300 and 40 something days. Guys start to laugh. Guard get thick. Guard insults my brother and I get thick. Guard threatened to arrest me and I said well come on so I'll walk down with ya. Guard wouldn't come. Guard goes to walk away again. I get annoyed and ask him if I robbed my money back off the romanians would he arrest me and hes like yeah, if i saw you breaking the law i'd arrest you. I tell him I'll wait till he goes round the corner. Guard thinks/knows I'm serious. Guard arrests.

Theres prob a lot more that I cant remember.

Ha ha, brilliant!
I remember getting arrested..but I deserved it:D

jezza · 10-09-2006 01:46PM

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Me thinks you complete asshole!!

Me look like I'm bothered?

Doomspell · 10-09-2006 01:48PM

me laughs

Sofaspud · 10-09-2006 01:50PM

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Me thinks you complete asshole!!

Me wouldn't stand for that!

*clicks fingers*

jezza · 10-09-2006 01:53PM

Me got into enough trouble last night!!!

Doomspell · 10-09-2006 01:55PM

How long did they hold you for, did they press charges?

jezza · 10-09-2006 02:01PM

No they didn't. They let me out when my dad came in, my dad is a cop in that station. They just said I was hysterical and I was brought in for my "general safety and well being" I replied "me arse".

They were right fools though. Cheek of that telling me my own age.

FlutterinBantam · 10-09-2006 02:01PM

jezza wrote:

Me got into enough trouble last night!!!

Me not surprised... me hopes broadband in St Patricks

jezza · 10-09-2006 02:02PM

Me hopes they have a telly.

FlutterinBantam · 10-09-2006 02:05PM

And good food...for methinks you will experience it someday.......soon.

jezza · 10-09-2006 02:10PM

Me more important things to be thinking about. My birthday for instance.
Me not think they put girls in St.Pats, Me thinks I'll make it to my 18th so I can get Mountjoy Womens prison. I hear the service is in there is great.

chamlis · 10-09-2006 06:49PM

Doomspell · 10-09-2006 07:41PM

chamlis wrote:

<Red Foreman>
Me puts foot in your ass
</Red Foreman>

You're a dumbass!

Lust4Life · 10-09-2006 11:08PM

reminds me of a time when a buddy got busted for drunk driving. Cops let us take our buddy's car home and waited 2 hours for the cops to finish processing him so he could be released. we walked to the police station to get him released at 4AM.

They said they couldn't release him to a bunch of drunks! We said "Well you let us drive his car home, so we can't be drunk, can we?"

They started to get p1ssy with us after that comment. Threatened to cite us for disorderly conduct simply for stating logical facts!

We then said "We're not driving anyway, we're walking him home!"

They said "No matter. You've been drinking and we can't release him to your custody."

We all took breathylizer tests and the alcohol level was so miniscule - they still wouldn't let us have him. We had to get his sister out of bed at 5AM to come get him (and us!). It was sooo stupid!

This won't stay on your record permanently, will it Jezza?

Cy Kotic · 11-09-2006 01:07AM

Me thinks you need to grow up.

FlutterinBantam · 11-09-2006 08:49AM

me predicts practical knowledge of irelands prison system in me's future

jezza · 11-09-2006 04:05PM

Me studying law in college. Haha.
No I don't think so L4L.
He was just a kocksucka.

FlutterinBantam · 11-09-2006 05:29PM

Me thinks with attitude like that tu could be studying quantum physics and will still end up at the states pleasure.
Me thinks tu needs to injest large quantity of Cop On lite and get a grip.

me knows tu extremely immature annoying person and if me a guard me would dispense sudden kick to crotch which might soften tu's cough.

Me thinks tu shold be thankfull me wasn't guard in question:D

jezza · 11-09-2006 05:32PM

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Me thinks with attitude like that tu could be studying quantum physics and will still end up at the states pleasure.
Me thinks tu needs to injest large quantity of Cop On lite and get a grip.

me knows tu extremely immature annoying person and if me a guard me would dispense sudden kick to crotch which might soften tu's cough.

Me thinks tu shold be thankfull me wasn't guard in question:D

I am thankful, and so should you because I'd have prob decked you, irritating fuuck.

Why would you kick my crotch?

Jules · 11-09-2006 05:49PM

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Me thinks with attitude like that tu could be studying quantum physics and will still end up at the states pleasure.
Me thinks tu needs to injest large quantity of Cop On lite and get a grip.

me knows tu extremely immature annoying person and if me a guard me would dispense sudden kick to crotch which might soften tu's cough.

Me thinks tu shold be thankfull me wasn't guard in question:D

OH go back to TT where you belong!

eth0_ · 11-09-2006 05:53PM

Suprised he didn't do you for being drunk and disorderly, and underage drinking.

It's so cute how you think you're so big because you got drunk and got arrested for giving abuse to a guard, hahahah. Grow up :-)

So I got arested

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